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Anonymous1: Lol nice edit. Been wanting to see those balls for a while
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papa_goriot: it doesn't matter if your penis is small, your body is sexy
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Anonymous2: Love it.
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Anonymous3: This is so cute.
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Anonymous4: Look at that adorable tiny penis.

No wonder he was so embarrassed later on. Misato saw it.
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Anonymous5: 14 and not one pube. Japanese boys must be late bloomers.
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Anonymous6: @Anony 5: Nope! Shinji is not a late bloomer, he just have a micro penis
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Triple_Rainbow: @papa_goriot:

It's not small, just flaccid. Plus he's only fourteen.
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Anonymous7: Yeah, but when I was fourteen it was 16 cm
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Anonymous8: @Anonymous: Did you factor in his Asian-ness already?

Haha kidding. I am Asian myself.
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Quaker_Queer: Looks like a third testicle.
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Anonymous9: Shinji’s penis size is symbolic of his assertiveness/masculinity: badass qualities= Python cock
Whiny bitch cowardice= tiny penis
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Anonymous10(9): Shinji should have been more assertive and optimistic
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Anonymous11: The Angels laugh at Shinji’s inchworm
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Anonymous12(11): A jellyfish had more backbone than Shinji
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TheDR: @Anonymous: I'd still fuck his ass
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Anonymous13(11): An inchworm is like a black mamba in comparison to Shinji’s penis
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Anonymous14(11): Asuka and Misato had to use an electron microscope to find Shinji’s wang
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Anonymous15(11): Asuka’s clitoris was much larger than Shinji’s penis
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Anonymous16(11): If Shinji’s penis got melted off by angel tentacles leaking digestive fluid that wouldn’t change much at all as Ikari always had a giant vagina
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Biggus__Dickus: Brings back memories of AMV Hell
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Anonymous17(11): Shinji was outmatched by a hamster in a dick measuring contest


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