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Franky_Whiskey: Enjoy the feeling of sulfuric acid melting your ass and balls...
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Anonymous1: Fuck i remember that game
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Dick_Chappy: @Franky_Whiskey: Not how dragons work. No large creature, reptile or mammal can have a highly acidic saliva.
Especially reptile.(Seeing as they lick their eyes to keep them moist)
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Franky_Whiskey: ^ no need to have a very low Ph. Anything below 6.5 is mildly acidic to human skin. If we consider the dragon's components to make fire, besides gas there must also be a stabilizer, hence the sulfuric residue saliva. Considering it's a very to slightly above mild acid of between 5/4 Ph, and it is also being applied on very tender areas of the body, yeah...what I said made sense. Enjoy a melted ass and balls.

Besides, we are talking about MOTHER FUCKING DRAGONS. Don't science me about a creature that weights two tons, flies, breathes fire like a motherfucker and also hoards treasure like a german jew. attractive and successful African plz...
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Woozle: Don't inject your fanon and insist it's fact, Frank. It's unattractive.
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Thumper: meh, no telling what all an animal as long lived as a dragon could do. May have learned various kinds of magic in that time as well as have a variety of skills/abilities according to it's species/subspecies.
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Anonymous2: I figured Smaug had to have been lonely all those years.
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Anonymous3: shut up and look at porn ok thank you
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Anonymous4: Could be acid, could not. But I agree with Franky. The Dragons have so much magic, it's stupid. They can really do anything they damn well pleas... or clearly anyone, being that your on rule.
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Cone: spergs
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Anonymous5: @Anonymous: BWHGABAHAAAHAH
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Anonymous6: @Franky_Whiskey: Fuck off faggot. Take your autism to /v/. Bitch ass attractive and successful African.


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