Anonymous2: In this alternate universe, Lily Evans is a les*ian, loves Narcissa Malfoy as a life partner(lives a full life with her), and never gives birth to Harry
Anonymous3(2): Adolph , dictator and leader of the German Party would turn 113 years old this week, and for the first time, conspiracy theorists admit he's probably by now.
While most historical sources cite 's to a in 1945 during the last days of the war, rumors he is still alive have spread around conspiracy circles for years.
“His chances of conquering the world may have died in that underground bunker,” said one theorist, not trusting us with his name.“But we have evidence the German Fuhrer went on to run a legitimate carpet cleaning business in Brussels while he was planning his eventual return to political life.”
Conspiracy theorists have always felt 's reported 57 years ago was an elaborate cover-up, but most agree today that old age would probably have claimed him by now, unlike Kennedy or Elvis, who realistically are still very much alive.
"Barring some sort of super-revitalizing youth potion or cryogenics, yeah I guess he's probably at this point," another theorist lamented. "Of course, I'm sure German government officials had the foresight to keep his brain around until modern technology can reanimate him."
According to another theorist, calling himself "Carl" and using a modulator to disguise his voice, there is the other, more likely possibility that 's clone is alive and well but still just a teenager. "Once he's old enough to grow the mustache, they'll probably let him take over where the original left off. That's obviously a real possibility considering current medical science."
Hitler, one of Germany’s most recognizable figures, was famous for his Charlie Chaplin mustache, goose-step marching style and funny one-armed salute. He was also responsible for the of lots of Jewish people.
Anonymous4: ........wut....the...HELL does artsy porn or harry and draco's mothers "experementing" as teenagers have to do with adolf's birthday???!!!!!?!?!?!?!!1
Anonymous7: Anon 3 isn't, since that could have been done so much better. A joke should be measured by its potential, not merely how funny it is, and this could have been done so much better.
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While most historical sources cite 's to a in 1945 during the last days of the war, rumors he is still alive have spread around conspiracy circles for years.
“His chances of conquering the world may have died in that underground bunker,” said one theorist, not trusting us with his name.“But we have evidence the German Fuhrer went on to run a legitimate carpet cleaning business in Brussels while he was planning his eventual return to political life.”
Conspiracy theorists have always felt 's reported 57 years ago was an elaborate cover-up, but most agree today that old age would probably have claimed him by now, unlike Kennedy or Elvis, who realistically are still very much alive.
"Barring some sort of super-revitalizing youth potion or cryogenics, yeah I guess he's probably at this point," another theorist lamented. "Of course, I'm sure German government officials had the foresight to keep his brain around until modern technology can reanimate him."
According to another theorist, calling himself "Carl" and using a modulator to disguise his voice, there is the other, more likely possibility that 's clone is alive and well but still just a teenager. "Once he's old enough to grow the mustache, they'll probably let him take over where the original left off. That's obviously a real possibility considering current medical science."
Hitler, one of Germany’s most recognizable figures, was famous for his Charlie Chaplin mustache, goose-step marching style and funny one-armed salute. He was also responsible for the of lots of Jewish people.
Realy man
what the hell?