Rule 34Cookies may be used. Please read our privacy policy for more information. By accepting to enter you agree to our rules and terms of service.EnterLeave Uploaderansen, March 3, 2008; 14:35TagsMetroid, Porkyman, Rule_63, Samus_Aran, Scribble_Kid, Slowpoke, comic, crossover, lust_penisSource LinkUnknownMetadata LockedNoInfo1263x637 // 129KB // jpgCommentsMarch 3, 2008; 14:54 - ReplyAWESOMEO: Awesome.March 3, 2008; 15:00 - Replybuzzy: I can't let that force to spot me, either.March 3, 2008; 15:02 - ReplyScrounge: I don't think anyone can let that force to spot them. Life as a transgendered slowpoke must suck.March 3, 2008; 15:11 - ReplyIron_Lich: ARRaHHH!March 3, 2008; 15:34 - Replycarrot_assasin: wow...March 3, 2008; 15:44 - ReplyFoppe: fucking winrarMarch 3, 2008; 15:53 - ReplyAnonymous1: FUKKEN SAVEDMarch 3, 2008; 16:08 - ReplyGorebirre: This is pure win right there. Awesome.March 3, 2008; 16:14 - ReplyAnonymous2: *sigh*... why... that font is terrible. It's either Bradley ITC or Kristan ITC- either way, no- just no.March 3, 2008; 17:39 - ReplySanttu: Not porn.March 3, 2008; 17:39 - ReplySanttu: Nevermind, PENIS didn't show in the thumbnail.March 3, 2008; 17:54 - ReplyDagger: SLOOOOOOOOOW POOOOOOOOOOKEMarch 3, 2008; 18:15 - ReplyGremrat: ...this is just begging for a feature.March 3, 2008; 18:35 - ReplyAnonymous3: AMAZINGMarch 3, 2008; 20:01 - ReplyAnonymous4: I have nooooooooooo idea what's going on in this comic, but I still think it's awesome.March 3, 2008; 20:37 - ReplyAnonymous_NewFag: Yey Internetz! You always provide!March 4, 2008; 01:21 - Replyoranos: you were a lustpokeMarch 4, 2008; 01:34 - ReplyAnonymous5: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I see a penis. Porn.March 5, 2008; 15:31 - ReplyAnonymous6: AWESOMEMarch 5, 2008; 15:36 - ReplyRat: I got nothin to say bout this one, nothin at all.March 5, 2008; 18:35 - ReplyAnonymous7: You said something about it already, Rat.March 5, 2008; 18:41 - ReplyRat: Anon6 is obviously a chronic liar.March 5, 2008; 20:32 - ReplyAmun-Ra: Quick, Samas, Press A to dodge!March 5, 2008; 20:36 - Replyevilpika: It's like Rat's saying nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all... Seriously though, this is fuckin' weird.March 5, 2008; 21:55 - Reply1338h4x: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?March 6, 2008; 03:49 - ReplyCat_Bountry: Sweet Raptor Jesus, what am I looking at?!March 7, 2008; 19:03 - Replyandrew13845: NOOOOOOO!I WANTED TO HIT THAT!!!!!now my dick is sad<:(March 7, 2008; 20:45 - ReplySerious_Business: Ahahaha, I love this. ARRaHHH FTW.March 8, 2008; 11:08 - ReplyAnonymous8: Is this drawn by the guy who does chugworth academy? it sure looks like it. I had no idea.March 8, 2008; 11:13 - ReplyAnonymous9: OMG ITS THE SAMUS FAP FAP FAPMarch 8, 2008; 11:13 - ReplyKrawczyk: Excuse me there young lady. Can you please tell me what your name is? "Why of course, it's Samus ARRaHHH!"March 8, 2008; 11:15 - ReplyAnonymous10(9): Anon7: It does look like Scribble Kid's art, at least his rougher stuff.March 8, 2008; 11:18 - ReplyAnonymous11: you must become one with the- ARRaHHH!!!!March 8, 2008; 11:57 - Replybarrelroll: What the shit? Feature it because I don't understand it.March 10, 2008; 18:30 - ReplyAnonymous12: huh?March 12, 2008; 01:13 - ReplyTwi: FEATURE.April 5, 2008; 06:43 - ReplyAnonymous13: FEATUREApril 5, 2008; 09:33 - ReplyAnonymous14: This is my fetish.April 14, 2008; 14:05 - ReplyAnonymous15: SCRIBBLEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDApril 15, 2008; 05:20 - ReplyTJF588: 3rd panel = New wallpaper?April 16, 2008; 23:18 - ReplyAnonymous16: Source and more?April 27, 2008; 11:41 - ReplyAnonymous17: look! Samus is evolving!June 5, 2008; 05:27 - ReplyAnonymous18: @Anon 16: I freaking lol'd.June 6, 2008; 17:14 - ReplyAnonymous19: wtf,mateJune 13, 2008; 14:02 - ReplyAnonymous20: This is actually wierd and pathetic.June 13, 2008; 14:07 - ReplyRunny_Camembert: I've been awake for 48 hours and completely saturated with caffeine, and now I happen across this picture. Holy shit. Congratulations, Paheal, you just made me piss myself laughing.June 17, 2008; 22:45 - ReplyAnonymous21: Not many people ITT seem to be aware of lust penis. How sad.June 17, 2008; 22:48 - ReplyCobra_Commander: Some kind of ray weapon that can transform people into Slowpokes? BRILLIANT! IT MUST BE MINE!June 17, 2008; 23:01 - ReplyAnonymous22(21): FOR THE GOOD OF THE INTERNET!!!!1 http://lurkmore.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lust_penis Make sure to download the rapidshit.July 9, 2008; 11:07 - Replyqinop: lol @ samus' face in 4th panelAugust 19, 2008; 05:08 - ReplyAnonymous23: Her face in the one panel looks like SHOOP DA WHOOP. It's just missing the huge laser blast.August 19, 2008; 05:16 - ReplyAnonymous24: lulz, lust penis.September 13, 2008; 04:46 - ReplyAnonymous25: FEATURE NOWSeptember 13, 2008; 05:43 - ReplyAnonymous26: I'd hit her with a pokeball.September 19, 2008; 06:39 - ReplyAnonymous27: OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAH BEST PARODY EVERSeptember 19, 2008; 06:49 - ReplyAnonymous28: You're all insane.September 29, 2008; 05:49 - ReplyAnonymous29: LOLOctober 16, 2008; 05:07 - ReplyAnonymous30: What...... THE..... Hell? What did we just witness?October 16, 2008; 21:02 - ReplyO_Rly: And then Samus was Slowpoke.October 16, 2008; 21:10 - ReplyAnonymous31: y did metriod tunr nto slowpokeNovember 25, 2008; 00:49 - ReplyAnonymous32: bottom left picture: SHOOP DA WHOOP it nowNovember 25, 2008; 01:31 - Replytunoddenrub: I don't think this is Scribblekid. Scribblekid actually knows English.December 11, 2008; 21:14 - ReplyAnonymous33: I came...very slowly.December 22, 2008; 10:56 - ReplyAnonymous34: Samus has evolved into Slowpoke!January 13, 2009; 16:53 - ReplyAnonymous35: DOUBEL NIGARJanuary 24, 2009; 20:59 - ReplyReturnOfOctobot: The Slowpoke with Samus' hair is just...wow. Haha, oh man.August 7, 2009; 05:46 - ReplyAnonymous36: INDESCRIBEABLEMarch 11, 2010; 06:53 - ReplyAnonymous37: A++ would fap againMarch 24, 2010; 14:06 - ReplyAnonymous38: Feature this now!April 2, 2010; 07:49 - ReplyAnonymous39: NOOO SAMUS!!! I TRIED TO TELL YOU NOT TO USE THAT MOONSTONE!!August 22, 2010; 21:40 - ReplyNofish: fap fap fappity fapOctober 25, 2012; 17:17 - ReplyMcKillerRus: LolwutApril 7, 2014; 06:21 - ReplyDr_Jack_Bright: you were a slow penis that is why your body achsMarch 14, 2026; 19:17 - ReplyAnonymous40: @Rat: lulzGuide to comment formatting codes. Report an ad?
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nothing at all...
nothing at all...
Seriously though, this is fuckin' weird.
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ARRaHHH FTW.
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"Why of course, it's Samus ARRaHHH!"
Feature it because I don't understand it.
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Congratulations, Paheal, you just made me piss myself laughing.
How sad.
BRILLIANT! IT MUST BE MINE!
http://lurkmore.com/wiki/index.php?title=Lust_penis
Make sure to download the rapidshit.
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What did we just witness?
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that is why your body achs