Rule34d: Meanwhile...
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
Kaerick: Old Godzilla was fucking around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Bat-cum-spray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
but didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
in the back seat of the Batmobile
before they could make it back to the Aaron's Love Shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat
and blew Batman
but he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
good guys and bad guys with didlos as far as the eye can see
there's quite alot of fellatio and much sodomy
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
and then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla scat
but Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
and Batman was fussy, and trying to get horny
so he thought of an Armadillo named Corey
but suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick
then he took Godzilla from behind
reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman squirted it and he shot and he missed
and penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
then he jumped in the air and gave a peace sign
as Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
with Optimus Prime, and they both got some
and they all got showered in Care Bear Cum
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
it's gayer than Brokeback mountain, I think you would agree
this is the Ultimate Orgy...
cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
down from the heavens came a naked Chuck Norris
who discovered a dick as hard as bones
attatched to the crotch of Indiana Jones
he bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
but Chuck saw through this clever disguise
and he buried Batman's face between his thighs
then Gandalf the Pimp and Gandalf the Ho and
Matt Damon and the Guys from "Mr. Show" and
Benito Mussolini and his big weenie and
Tony Curtis in a pink Bikini,
Robocop, the Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves, and Bill S. Preston,
Spock, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
came out of no where lightning fast
and they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the greatest bukkake the world ever saw
making Japanese men staring in total awe
the sex went on for a century
many cocks were sucked, but eventually
a champion stood, all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
hot chicks and bad girls with strapons as far as the eye can see
tits and vaginas and cumming all continuously
this is the Ultimate Orgy... great big lesbian orgy
this is the Ultimate Orgy... I think I'll jerk off again
this is the Ultimate Orgy...
of Homosexuality
It's like palcomix.. but it's the dialogue of drawn-sex.
Palsex?
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Bat-cum-spray
Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back
but didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue
and he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
in the back seat of the Batmobile
before they could make it back to the Aaron's Love Shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat
and blew Batman
but he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
good guys and bad guys with didlos as far as the eye can see
there's quite alot of fellatio and much sodomy
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime
and then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla scat
but Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back
and Batman was fussy, and trying to get horny
so he thought of an Armadillo named Corey
but suddenly something caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jones' 13-inch dick
then he took Godzilla from behind
reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman squirted it and he shot and he missed
and penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist
then he jumped in the air and gave a peace sign
as Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
with Optimus Prime, and they both got some
and they all got showered in Care Bear Cum
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see
it's gayer than Brokeback mountain, I think you would agree
this is the Ultimate Orgy...
cue porno music, a funky jive chorus
down from the heavens came a naked Chuck Norris
who discovered a dick as hard as bones
attatched to the crotch of Indiana Jones
he bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
as Batman changed into Ron Jeremy
but Chuck saw through this clever disguise
and he buried Batman's face between his thighs
then Gandalf the Pimp and Gandalf the Ho and
Matt Damon and the Guys from "Mr. Show" and
Benito Mussolini and his big weenie and
Tony Curtis in a pink Bikini,
Robocop, the Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves, and Bill S. Preston,
Spock, The Rock, and Charleton Heston
came out of no where lightning fast
and they all fucked Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the greatest bukkake the world ever saw
making Japanese men staring in total awe
the sex went on for a century
many cocks were sucked, but eventually
a champion stood, all the girls got wetter:
Mr. Rogers in a cumstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Orgy of Homosexuality
hot chicks and bad girls with strapons as far as the eye can see
tits and vaginas and cumming all continuously
this is the Ultimate Orgy... great big lesbian orgy
this is the Ultimate Orgy... I think I'll jerk off again
this is the Ultimate Orgy...
of Homosexuality
Ohhh yeah I would enjoy watch cy. Fuck terra's young tight pussy!!!!!! :)