blueblueblue: There was one guy who wanted to see this picture and the fanfic that goes with it. After a while of searching, I finally found it! Gonna post fanfic.
blueblueblue: Princess Bubblegum slouched in her throne. Everything had returned back to normal. She was 18, the Earl was heading off far away from here, and all the candy people were released from the dungeon.
Not all was right in Bubblegum land, however. She was...
Horny. Very horny. Like, crazy pig in heat horny. We're talkin Japanese schoolgirl tier horny.
Considering her attraction to Finn when she was 13, she would have agreed to be his obedient fuckdoll had he asked. But alas, the minute she turned 18 again, her attraction to him disappeared. He just seemed like, well...a silly boy. And what she needed right now was a man.
She thought of calling Ice King, but the thought of having sex with him made her skin crawl. Besides, he'd probably just faint as soon as he saw her snatch anyway. That's what he did the last time she tried it.
She looked around. She was surrounded by her delightful candy subjects as far as the eye could see. She beckoned to Starchy to come over for a second.
"Hey Starchy, do you have a penis?"
"No m'am. What's a penis?"
PB slinked back into her chair. The only other person she could think of was...uuuughhhhh. Not him. Anyone but him.
* * *
"Lemongrab! Lemongrab!"
PB called out to the crazed fail experiment as he was packing his stuff onto his Lemon Camel. He looked back, wincing when he saw it was Princess Bubblegum.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHH WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT IS IT IS IIIIT?"
"Hey, you're unbanned from my castle. Come in here for a bit."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlright cool."
Princess Bubblegum ushered Lemongrab into the main hall before anyone could see. She poked her head out into the room all the others were in.
"Hey, everyone! I'm busy doing important and mysterious science things in here! If you come in then-"
"2 MILLION DAYS DUNGEON FOR EVERYBODY!", Lemongrab interjected.
"Uh yeah. 2 million days dungeon."
* * *
"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAAA-"
PB hushed his mouth with the palm of her hand. All she had asked him to do was resist his urge to yell. She hadn't even asked him for sex yet.
"Lemongrab, listen to me. There's uh...a secret about your biology that I didn't tell you."
"aaaAAAABOUT MY WHA-"
PB hushed his mouth again.
"Listen Lemongrab, because I'm only going to say this once. If you don't have sex with me right now, your body is going to coagulate and explode."
He gullibly believed her lie almost immediately. PB smiled because she is a humongous slut of gundam-sized proportions and she's just into that kind of stuff. Unfortunately for her, however, there was yet another roadblock in her whorish plan: Lemongrab had no clue what sex was.
"How to Lemongrab do sex?", he asked incoherently.
"Don't worry baby, Princess Bubblegum will show you how"
Funny, she always imagined saying those words to Finn, not Lemongrab. Before she could reflect further on the subject, she grabbed his chin and pulled him into a passionate kiss. She teased his lips with her's and slowly started moving her tongue into his mouth.
Lemongrab had never been kissed before. Lemongrab had never even been held before. The experience was so sublime, it made him want to yell. Yell at the top of his lungs in celebration of this fantastic new experience. But before he could, Princess Bubblegum positioned her tongue so as to make it impossible. But he didn't mind. It felt so good, he could just wait until it was over to start yelling.
After a few minutes of wrestling their tongues, PB parted her soft, pink lips from his.
"Now Lemongrab, if you want me to continue, promise me you'll shut the fuck up.", whispered PB.
"Mhm mhm!", agreed Lemongrab, mouth tightly shut.
She wrapped her lips around his genetically engineered lemoncock and begun pumping her mouth slowly up and down. He was trying extremely hard not to let even a peep out. PB began rhythmically thrusting her mouth up and down on his dick, which was tumescent with lemonsemen. On one thrust, she went particularly low, reaching all the way to the hilt of his cock with her mouth, and to the top of his lemonuts with her tongue.
"You want to come inside my mouth, daddy?"
PB liked using that phrase, even though it reminded her of the fact that she had no parents.
"mmmmhhhhmmMMMMHHMMMMHMMHMHMHHMHMH", muttered Lemongrab, desperately trying to keep closemouthed.
PB began jacking off his dick like a piston as she sucked on the bottom of his lemonsack tenderly. He couldn't contain himself any longer.
He let out a seismic yell so loud it could be heard from the peak of Mt. Kragdor and the deepest depths of the cave from that one episode.
* * *
"Huh, wha? What the bubbazump was that noise, Jake?", Finn shouted, as he is required to at least once an episode, "Is the princess in trouble?"
"Man, it's probably just Princess Bubblegum having sex with another dude that isn't you", Jake replied nonchalantly.
Finn started shouting again. His voice cracked.
"Relax dude, I'm just messin' with you" Jake chortled, "Just go over to the castle and ask PB what's up. Oh, and also, can you buy some soft drugs while you're out? We're running low"
Before he could even finish talking, Finn had already jumped out the window, headed to the castle to do exactly what Jake just said.
"Now then..."
Jake crept over to Beemo, who was resting his (her?) eyes.
"Hey Beemo, wanna play a game?"
"Yeah, yeah! Beemo want play game!", Beemo said in his (her?) adorable Korean accent.
"This game is very fun, Beemo. I think you'll like it. The rules are simple: Just close your eyes, open your mouth, and DON'T SAY A FUCKING WORD."
* * *
PB's chest was covered in Lemongrab's cum. It smelled like lemonade.
"Oh goddamn. Now I have to get this dress cleaned."
Lemongrab's supersonic yelp was still dying down. Surely everyone in the castle had heard the racket, but no one cares about them because they're not part of the story and there's no way I'm writing them in at this point.
"Are you ready for the real thing now, honey?"
Calling Lemongrab "honey" made PB gag a little, but she had programmed him to relax more after hearing those words, after she watched one too many cheesy rom-coms.
* * *
She disrobed from her stuffy dress and began rubbing her naked bosom on Lemongrab's chest. Her breasts were moderate I guess. What am I supposed to be, Stephen King? Use your imagination, sheesh.
Anyway, PB kissed him on his neck, and began moving southward, kissing him all along his upper chest and lemonipple. He refused to take off his shirt though, probably due to a short circuit in his brain or something.
"Look Lemongrab, if you're not even going to play by the rules of engagement, maybe I should go ask Peppermint Butler if he wants to plug my sopping wet beignet pussy."
"N-no, I'll take it off! See? Look!"
PB was pleased. She rubbed her clit on the shaft of his turgid cock, and kissed him a little more on the neck. Carefully, she slowly inserted his member into her taut confectionery slit.
A pubescent voice crackled awkwardly in the background. PB looked to her side. It was Finn, holding back tears.
"H-How could you?"
His voice was so muted that she could barely make out what he was saying. At first, she was surprised to see him, but then she remembered that he runs into her castle unexpectedly at least twice a day.
She had never seen Finn look so hurt. He looked as if he was going to have a breakdown and begin sobbing uncontrollably.
"Oh Finn, you silly boy", said Princess Bubblegum cruelly, repeating the phrase from a netorare manga she had read while diabolically fingering her monstrously tight pie hole.
"B-but the wizard's stairs...Jake said-"
He couldn't finish what he was saying before his words became an incoherent mess of tears and sobs. Humiliated and hurt, he ran out of the room crying like a newborn child.
"Nothing gets my crêpe cunt going like the tears of a preteen boy!", cackled Princess Bubblegum.
blueblueblue: "Hey, I know you've been complaining about me talking during this whole thing" Lemongrab remarked candidly, "but now it's you who needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously."
Lemongrab continued to fuck Princess Bubblegum's tight pussy for another half an hour. He settled into a rhythm and with steadily rising force, pounded her pussy until he was practically jackhammering her gâteau gash. With one powerful final thrust, he reached an orgasm.
"aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOH GOD HERE IT COMES"
Lemongrab removed his dick from her cunt and released 2 large jet streams of cum on her face, and 1 smaller one on her chest. Lemongrab sank to the floor, exhausted. Clearly it had been the greatest experience of his life.
"That was the greatest experience of my life!" shouted Lemongrab.
"Yeah mine too", PB remarked sarcastically, "Now get out. You're re-banned from the castle."
Lemongrab's eyes became wide with disbelief.
"Re....Banned?"
He took in a deep breath.
"THAT...IS...UNACCEPTABLE!!"
This yell was far louder than the previous one, which had already broken several of the wine glasses and glass sculptures in the castle. With the release of this ultrasonic shriek, every window in Ooo simultaneously exploded into a million pieces. Unborn children were rendered deaf. Animals went mad from the sound, running into trees and ditches in a futile attempt to escape. Seniors suffered heart attacks from the ensuing panic. The people of the candy kingdom clawed off their own non-existent ears in hopes of ridding themselves of the awful noise. Children fell over dead, blood leaking from every orifice. Entire kingdoms were ravaged by earthquakes and volcano eruptions, which synced themselves perfectly with Lemongrab's supreme scream.
"Damnit Lemongrab! Now you're double re-banned!", barked Princess Bubblegum.
* * *
"I just don't get it", sniveled Finn, "Why would she do that to me?"
"I don't know what to tell you dude. I'm a thousand years old, I've got no moral code, and I still wouldn't do that", commented Marceline as she fondled his balls with her tongue.
"It just came out of nowhere too. I...I thought I knew Princess Bubblegum" confided Finn as he began stroking Marceline's raven black hair.
Marceline vocalized "Ith Nogh Fargh", as she gagged on Finn's cock.
"What?", asked Finn, puzzled.
"I said, it's not fair. I know what it feels like to have someone you really care about stab you in the back. We did like, 2 episodes about that."
"Well, it's just - ahhhhhh."
Finn came.
"Well Finn, you know it's not all bad. I mean, at least you still have me right?"
"Yeah, I do", coo'd Finn. "Totally math"
They feel asleep in each other's embrace, the full moon illuminating their midnight love session.
* * *
Beemo opened his/her eyes 3 hours later to find him/herself covered in thick, sticky white fluid.
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Not all was right in Bubblegum land, however. She was...
Horny. Very horny. Like, crazy pig in heat horny. We're talkin Japanese schoolgirl tier horny.
Considering her attraction to Finn when she was 13, she would have agreed to be his obedient fuckdoll had he asked. But alas, the minute she turned 18 again, her attraction to him disappeared. He just seemed like, well...a silly boy. And what she needed right now was a man.
She thought of calling Ice King, but the thought of having sex with him made her skin crawl. Besides, he'd probably just faint as soon as he saw her snatch anyway. That's what he did the last time she tried it.
She looked around. She was surrounded by her delightful candy subjects as far as the eye could see. She beckoned to Starchy to come over for a second.
"Hey Starchy, do you have a penis?"
"No m'am. What's a penis?"
PB slinked back into her chair. The only other person she could think of was...uuuughhhhh. Not him. Anyone but him.
* * *
"Lemongrab! Lemongrab!"
PB called out to the crazed fail experiment as he was packing his stuff onto his Lemon Camel. He looked back, wincing when he saw it was Princess Bubblegum.
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHH WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT IS IT IS IIIIT?"
"Hey, you're unbanned from my castle. Come in here for a bit."
"aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlright cool."
Princess Bubblegum ushered Lemongrab into the main hall before anyone could see. She poked her head out into the room all the others were in.
"Hey, everyone! I'm busy doing important and mysterious science things in here! If you come in then-"
"2 MILLION DAYS DUNGEON FOR EVERYBODY!", Lemongrab interjected.
"Uh yeah. 2 million days dungeon."
* * *
"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAAA-"
PB hushed his mouth with the palm of her hand. All she had asked him to do was resist his urge to yell. She hadn't even asked him for sex yet.
"Lemongrab, listen to me. There's uh...a secret about your biology that I didn't tell you."
"aaaAAAABOUT MY WHA-"
PB hushed his mouth again.
"Listen Lemongrab, because I'm only going to say this once. If you don't have sex with me right now, your body is going to coagulate and explode."
He gullibly believed her lie almost immediately. PB smiled because she is a humongous slut of gundam-sized proportions and she's just into that kind of stuff. Unfortunately for her, however, there was yet another roadblock in her whorish plan: Lemongrab had no clue what sex was.
"How to Lemongrab do sex?", he asked incoherently.
"Don't worry baby, Princess Bubblegum will show you how"
Funny, she always imagined saying those words to Finn, not Lemongrab. Before she could reflect further on the subject, she grabbed his chin and pulled him into a passionate kiss. She teased his lips with her's and slowly started moving her tongue into his mouth.
Lemongrab had never been kissed before. Lemongrab had never even been held before. The experience was so sublime, it made him want to yell. Yell at the top of his lungs in celebration of this fantastic new experience. But before he could, Princess Bubblegum positioned her tongue so as to make it impossible. But he didn't mind. It felt so good, he could just wait until it was over to start yelling.
After a few minutes of wrestling their tongues, PB parted her soft, pink lips from his.
"Now Lemongrab, if you want me to continue, promise me you'll shut the fuck up.", whispered PB.
"Mhm mhm!", agreed Lemongrab, mouth tightly shut.
She wrapped her lips around his genetically engineered lemoncock and begun pumping her mouth slowly up and down. He was trying extremely hard not to let even a peep out. PB began rhythmically thrusting her mouth up and down on his dick, which was tumescent with lemonsemen. On one thrust, she went particularly low, reaching all the way to the hilt of his cock with her mouth, and to the top of his lemonuts with her tongue.
"You want to come inside my mouth, daddy?"
PB liked using that phrase, even though it reminded her of the fact that she had no parents.
"mmmmhhhhmmMMMMHHMMMMHMMHMHMHHMHMH", muttered Lemongrab, desperately trying to keep closemouthed.
PB began jacking off his dick like a piston as she sucked on the bottom of his lemonsack tenderly. He couldn't contain himself any longer.
"mmmhhhmmmmmmaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH DDDDDUUUUUUUUUUNGGGGEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"
He let out a seismic yell so loud it could be heard from the peak of Mt. Kragdor and the deepest depths of the cave from that one episode.
* * *
"Huh, wha? What the bubbazump was that noise, Jake?", Finn shouted, as he is required to at least once an episode, "Is the princess in trouble?"
"Man, it's probably just Princess Bubblegum having sex with another dude that isn't you", Jake replied nonchalantly.
Finn started shouting again. His voice cracked.
"Relax dude, I'm just messin' with you" Jake chortled, "Just go over to the castle and ask PB what's up. Oh, and also, can you buy some soft drugs while you're out? We're running low"
Before he could even finish talking, Finn had already jumped out the window, headed to the castle to do exactly what Jake just said.
"Now then..."
Jake crept over to Beemo, who was resting his (her?) eyes.
"Hey Beemo, wanna play a game?"
"Yeah, yeah! Beemo want play game!", Beemo said in his (her?) adorable Korean accent.
"This game is very fun, Beemo. I think you'll like it. The rules are simple: Just close your eyes, open your mouth, and DON'T SAY A FUCKING WORD."
* * *
PB's chest was covered in Lemongrab's cum. It smelled like lemonade.
"Oh goddamn. Now I have to get this dress cleaned."
Lemongrab's supersonic yelp was still dying down. Surely everyone in the castle had heard the racket, but no one cares about them because they're not part of the story and there's no way I'm writing them in at this point.
"Are you ready for the real thing now, honey?"
Calling Lemongrab "honey" made PB gag a little, but she had programmed him to relax more after hearing those words, after she watched one too many cheesy rom-coms.
* * *
She disrobed from her stuffy dress and began rubbing her naked bosom on Lemongrab's chest. Her breasts were moderate I guess. What am I supposed to be, Stephen King? Use your imagination, sheesh.
Anyway, PB kissed him on his neck, and began moving southward, kissing him all along his upper chest and lemonipple. He refused to take off his shirt though, probably due to a short circuit in his brain or something.
"Look Lemongrab, if you're not even going to play by the rules of engagement, maybe I should go ask Peppermint Butler if he wants to plug my sopping wet beignet pussy."
"N-no, I'll take it off! See? Look!"
PB was pleased. She rubbed her clit on the shaft of his turgid cock, and kissed him a little more on the neck. Carefully, she slowly inserted his member into her taut confectionery slit.
A pubescent voice crackled awkwardly in the background. PB looked to her side. It was Finn, holding back tears.
"H-How could you?"
His voice was so muted that she could barely make out what he was saying. At first, she was surprised to see him, but then she remembered that he runs into her castle unexpectedly at least twice a day.
She had never seen Finn look so hurt. He looked as if he was going to have a breakdown and begin sobbing uncontrollably.
"Oh Finn, you silly boy", said Princess Bubblegum cruelly, repeating the phrase from a netorare manga she had read while diabolically fingering her monstrously tight pie hole.
"B-but the wizard's stairs...Jake said-"
He couldn't finish what he was saying before his words became an incoherent mess of tears and sobs. Humiliated and hurt, he ran out of the room crying like a newborn child.
"Nothing gets my crêpe cunt going like the tears of a preteen boy!", cackled Princess Bubblegum.
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Lemongrab continued to fuck Princess Bubblegum's tight pussy for another half an hour. He settled into a rhythm and with steadily rising force, pounded her pussy until he was practically jackhammering her gâteau gash. With one powerful final thrust, he reached an orgasm.
"aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOH GOD HERE IT COMES"
Lemongrab removed his dick from her cunt and released 2 large jet streams of cum on her face, and 1 smaller one on her chest. Lemongrab sank to the floor, exhausted. Clearly it had been the greatest experience of his life.
"That was the greatest experience of my life!" shouted Lemongrab.
"Yeah mine too", PB remarked sarcastically, "Now get out. You're re-banned from the castle."
Lemongrab's eyes became wide with disbelief.
"Re....Banned?"
He took in a deep breath.
"THAT...IS...UNACCEPTABLE!!"
This yell was far louder than the previous one, which had already broken several of the wine glasses and glass sculptures in the castle. With the release of this ultrasonic shriek, every window in Ooo simultaneously exploded into a million pieces. Unborn children were rendered deaf. Animals went mad from the sound, running into trees and ditches in a futile attempt to escape. Seniors suffered heart attacks from the ensuing panic. The people of the candy kingdom clawed off their own non-existent ears in hopes of ridding themselves of the awful noise. Children fell over dead, blood leaking from every orifice. Entire kingdoms were ravaged by earthquakes and volcano eruptions, which synced themselves perfectly with Lemongrab's supreme scream.
"Damnit Lemongrab! Now you're double re-banned!", barked Princess Bubblegum.
* * *
"I just don't get it", sniveled Finn, "Why would she do that to me?"
"I don't know what to tell you dude. I'm a thousand years old, I've got no moral code, and I still wouldn't do that", commented Marceline as she fondled his balls with her tongue.
"It just came out of nowhere too. I...I thought I knew Princess Bubblegum" confided Finn as he began stroking Marceline's raven black hair.
Marceline vocalized "Ith Nogh Fargh", as she gagged on Finn's cock.
"What?", asked Finn, puzzled.
"I said, it's not fair. I know what it feels like to have someone you really care about stab you in the back. We did like, 2 episodes about that."
"Well, it's just - ahhhhhh."
Finn came.
"Well Finn, you know it's not all bad. I mean, at least you still have me right?"
"Yeah, I do", coo'd Finn. "Totally math"
They feel asleep in each other's embrace, the full moon illuminating their midnight love session.
* * *
Beemo opened his/her eyes 3 hours later to find him/herself covered in thick, sticky white fluid.
"Yay! Beemo love mayonnaise!"
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@JWN926: I'm kind of liking the idea. You could go on the IRC and tell the staffers about it.
I didn't understand blueblueblue's lemon stylz ........ :D!!
@blueblueblue: Or you can go on IRC and tell the staffers that they're faggots, because they are.
@Anonymous: If you love Finn so much, why don't you marry him, faggot/faggette who just posted on the other PB and Lemongrab pic a little while ago?
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