Bright_Shadow: Oh, come, come, now. This whole "worst pony" tosh is wholly subjective and utterly inane when one considers that most Equestrians are still more pleasant individuals than anyone you'd meet on the street. Or the internet.
bAv-R34: @Bright Shadow: What the fuck did you just fucking say about Trixie, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous orgies with Tomb Worlds, and I have had over 300 cases of herpes and my already-small dick has nearly disintegrated. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the top sniper in the entire Blood Raven forces. You are the focus of my life and I want nothing more than your dick in my ass. I will blow you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.
I can confirm this; he once singlehandedly coordinated the efforts of an entire regiment of Cadian Shock Troops after the death of their commander against a vastly numerically superior Ork WAAAGH! and won. He killed the very warboss with-one-Stalker Bolt shell and routed them all. He kidnapped the fuck out of a high-priority Ethreal, stopping a Tau incursion dead in its tracks. He even ran down a pussy ass Hive Tyrant that was fleeing from his Righteous Fureh and killed it by shoving his thumbs into its eye sockets and stuffing a melta charge inside! You have nothing, YOU ARE NOTHING.
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/fist bump
@Anonymous: Only worst pony cries themselves to sleep.
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TL;DR, at least it's not Trixie.
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Besides, Rarity is worst pony.
This to the eightieth power multiplied by ten metric fucktons!
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I can confirm this; he once singlehandedly coordinated the efforts of an entire regiment of Cadian Shock Troops after the death of their commander against a vastly numerically superior Ork WAAAGH! and won. He killed the very warboss with-one-Stalker Bolt shell and routed them all. He kidnapped the fuck out of a high-priority Ethreal, stopping a Tau incursion dead in its tracks. He even ran down a pussy ass Hive Tyrant that was fleeing from his Righteous Fureh and killed it by shoving his thumbs into its eye sockets and stuffing a melta charge inside! You have nothing, YOU ARE NOTHING.
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