Anonymous1: I... I really have no freaking idea how it came to this. How I went from being disgusted by the mere idea of clopfics roughly a year or so ago, to finding ponies infinitely hotter than real girls or even human versions of said ponies. All I know for sure is, god DAMN would I hit that.
Anonymous2: Seriously guys, if you like palomino horse naughty bits, wouldn't it be more productive to look for the real stuff? I mean, you *could* actually fuck real horse twat if you really wanted to (instead of merely "clopping" to drawn ones):
CrotchboobAddict: @Anonymous: Yeah, I've seen that site before.. I guess it's you that linked to it last time?
Sure there's some juicy mare bits (and some crotch tits), but I wouldn't fuck a real horse because they don't have human traits like these pony girls have.. If ponies like these existed then I'd be alright with bestiality
Anonymous3(2): @Roflcakes: Real horses have personalities, just like dogs have. It is much more difficult to earn their trust, though. But that's really not the point, because you have to gain trust of any girl before you can fuck her (this would be true with Applejack, too). And human twats stink, too.
traffik: @Roflcakes: "Real horses don't have personalities." Wow. I'm guessing you've never actually met one. They're loaded with personality. They don't really stink, either. I'll give you the point about marshmallows, but that's still only 1 out of 3.
Roflcakes: @Anonymous: @traffik: What I should have written is: "Real horses don't have HUMAN personalities". Also, I guess the horses themselves don't stink that much but the stables they're housed in definitely do. I've been to stables before... That shit ain't nice.
traffik: ^I've never been to a stable that smelled that bad. They mostly smelled like hay. I'd imagine that if it smelled that bad, they need to do a better job with the upkeep. Cows are a different story. I used to live near an ice cream stand that used milk from cows that were on-site. You could go back and see them, and that place always smelled horrible. No matter how hard you try, you can't keep up with those things. They are pretty much straight-up shit machines.
Anonymous4(2): Well, these animals are meant to graze on large open areas. If you lock them up in a cramped stable or cowshed, it is no wonder you get the smell.
Roflcakes: @traffik: I don't know if it was poor upkeep on the owner's behalf or just my sensitive nose being set off by the permeating smell of manure. Most likely it was a bit of both, heh.
Oh god, Cows are pretty bad. Let's just say I'm glad I don't live anywhere near a rural area.
Lapp: @Roflcakes: Pretty much exactly how I feel. You couldn't force me to fuck, much less carry on a relationship with, a non-human animal. I'm not the kind of person to speak for another person, but a non-human animal definitively cannot provide what I want in a relationship. And while I've grown to love pony-anatomy, that doesn't really carry over for equines irl...
I'm not denouncing zoophiles; I don't think it necessarily does harm the way pedophilia or mutilation-guro does. I know my fetish of being deeply bitten/clawed is a turn-off to a lot of people, and hope they can return such sentiments. :3
Roflcakes: @Lapp: I agree more or less on everything you've said except for your feelings on pony anatomy IRL, heh.
Idunno... Maybe people can stand to have more than a sexual relationship with their animal of choice but I cant imagine how you could keep that up with something that can barely interact with you. Someone who's actually doing it can gladly tell me otherwise, but I imagine it'd be extremely one-sided.
Anonymous6: @Roflcakes: It's pretty clear to me that this is the very basis of why you can go from "ewww crotchtits" to "anthro MLP, do not want".
If you really, really like the character, the fantasy of a two-sided relationship leads one to find the rule 34, especially if stripped down to whatever you feel closest to the version that you connect with, attractive. Like, if it really came to pass, you wouldn't want her to think you thought she looked weird.
Sort of like if you date a girl with a flat chest even though that's not your thing, which you begin to appreciate, and then even if you break up with her, you find yourself newly attractive or appreciative of other slender girls (maybe that's why she broke up with you, asshole)
Roflcakes: @Anonymous: Right. I think I see where you're going but how'd you get onto that from "Man, horses are fucking hot but I'd never have any type of "relationship" (sexual or otherwise) with one unless they had a human personality"? For the record, I was into horse twat before I started watching MLP.
Anonymous7(1): Anon1 here. Horses aren't fucking hot to me, not at all. I would not ever, ever want to fuck a horse or jack it to horse twats. Ponies on the other hand, are absolutely amazing. Not because of what they are, but because of who they are.
Anonymous8(6): @Roflcakes: Anon6 here.
I'm in the same boat as Anon1. I don't find horses or other non-human mammals attractive in real life.
But since about 9 months into watching MLP FIM, I know find myself liking the more "anatomically correct" versions of the ponies.
Now FWIW, that's nothing like a real horse or whatever, but I didn't think I'd ever transition away from the humanized rule34, but now here I am, wishing I could be so lucky to cream inside AJ.
Like Anon1, the who made me re-evaluate the what. Although now I am aroused by art of pony OCs too, so it's not just about the characters anymore. The show and the fandom literally changed what arouses me. I am anecdotal evidence.
Roflcakes: @Anonymous: Oh wow, that's actually pretty interesting anon! S'funny what a few marshmallow horses with interesting personalities will do to a guy's sexual preferences.
Anonymous9: Thanks for the link. Also I feel that if you have a good relationship with a mare than she likes the interaction and looks forward to the sex, because if an animal that big dident like it or dident want it than they show you, and can kick and hurt/kill you right now. If you ignore their plead and force a horse than that is very wrong and counts as animal abuse to me. Horses are a long way from just stupid animals they communicate with body language and noise. If you don't listen than you deserve to be hurt.
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http://unicorn.wereanimal.net/Kondor/Animals/Horse/Photo/Mare/Mare.html
Sure there's some juicy mare bits (and some crotch tits), but I wouldn't fuck a real horse because they don't have human traits like these pony girls have.. If ponies like these existed then I'd be alright with bestiality
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In terms of purely physical attraction though... *fap fap fap fap fap*
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Hopefully that clears up what I meant.
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Oh god, Cows are pretty bad. Let's just say I'm glad I don't live anywhere near a rural area.
It's boring if they don't have human personalities.
I'm not denouncing zoophiles; I don't think it necessarily does harm the way pedophilia or mutilation-guro does. I know my fetish of being deeply bitten/clawed is a turn-off to a lot of people, and hope they can return such sentiments. :3
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Idunno... Maybe people can stand to have more than a sexual relationship with their animal of choice but I cant imagine how you could keep that up with something that can barely interact with you. Someone who's actually doing it can gladly tell me otherwise, but I imagine it'd be extremely one-sided.
If you really, really like the character, the fantasy of a two-sided relationship leads one to find the rule 34, especially if stripped down to whatever you feel closest to the version that you connect with, attractive. Like, if it really came to pass, you wouldn't want her to think you thought she looked weird.
Sort of like if you date a girl with a flat chest even though that's not your thing, which you begin to appreciate, and then even if you break up with her, you find yourself newly attractive or appreciative of other slender girls (maybe that's why she broke up with you, asshole)
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I'm in the same boat as Anon1. I don't find horses or other non-human mammals attractive in real life.
But since about 9 months into watching MLP FIM, I know find myself liking the more "anatomically correct" versions of the ponies.
Now FWIW, that's nothing like a real horse or whatever, but I didn't think I'd ever transition away from the humanized rule34, but now here I am, wishing I could be so lucky to cream inside AJ.
Like Anon1, the who made me re-evaluate the what. Although now I am aroused by art of pony OCs too, so it's not just about the characters anymore. The show and the fandom literally changed what arouses me. I am anecdotal evidence.
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