Anonymous1: Well, why else would she keep letting herself getting kidnapped? I have never seen her do anything to boost security, AND she routinely invites her 'Kidnapper' to play games and sports...
Anonymous5: true about Bowser being unstoppable, you know, except from a plumber, i wouldn't be surprised if peach just cut the defense budget to mushroom kingdom to save money, and keep the mortality rate down.
Anonymous9: and right outside the castle one could see mario descending in a glorious fireball, the size of which could only be described tactical, bowser looked out and cried in fear, then thought fuck it, i'm bound to come back, and it was good, except peach.
... Just suck it allready, peach.
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@Anonymous: yeah...