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Roflcakes: Part of me is horrified.

Part of me wants to shove my dick through her cheese legs...
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Lapp: ^ Saying "manhood" when it follows words like "throbbing" and "hard" is kinda pointless...if you said those words in the pointless, then clearly you've already excused yourself of any degree of coutheness and decided to take a more direct approach. No matter, almost all women seem to be into that, but might as well say "dick". xD

That aside, my initial reaction was wanting to help her clean off her eggs or talking to her to ease whatever stress the process put her body under. :\

(I realize that this'll probably make me sound like I'm being a tryhard. That's not intentional. ;c )
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Lapp: @Lapp: "In the first place"

Golly gee Batman, I sure am a fuckwit. Can only see so many words at a time on my foan. :(
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Lapp: ^ Y'know, it's more comforting than not to hear someone agree with me on the "worse than useless" bit.

You'll be glad to hear that I'm close to keeping the last promise I ever made, at which point I'll not be a burden any longer. <3
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Lapp: I didn't mean to flame. I'm very new to English, and phrasing things concisely has been very difficult for me to learn...all the books I read when first learning it were very old, so I feel that too much meaning is lost when I type a short sentence, I'm having a hard time with connotations. It's best I don't comment and practice my Engrish somewhere else, isn't it? >.>
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Lapp: @Lapp: That I should*

Oh, double negatives... :s
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Lapp: ^ That's nothing to do with the promise, really. And dead girlfriend? That's hardly anything, I'm desensitized to death and try to outwardly convince others that I value it more than I do so I seem to have more reason to be sad. I don't.

If you see how autistic I go over this, how internally fucke up do you think my little brain is in day-to-day life? It's pathetic. xD
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Lapp: I'm best ignored, attention just feeds this. Anyways, been about 4 hours since I drank 4 swigs of Nyquil. Sooo...yeah. Gonna go to bed, thanks for the conversation!
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Roflcakes: Is it just me who thinks it's strange how passionately the anons in this thread seem to dislike Lapp?

Lapp's a bro, anons. Ya'll niggaz just gay.
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Lapp: @Roflcakes: That's perfectly normal for them.

Sorry, just woke up and found...this. Like I mentioned, I'd taken a large amount of Nyquil, the main ingredient of which is DXM, in large quantities a hallucinogenic substance. About 50% of what I said was complete bullshit and it was also distorted to be about 200% more dick-ish. Generally by a rule of thumb, when I get like that I just start bullshitting people to get a rise out of them. And when that happens, people tend not to like me.

Anyways, I extend all of my apologies for the largely unintentional douchebaggery, general Anons. There's a reason I try to be quiet, as I'm sincerely not a very nice or likeable person otherwise. ;c
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PinkBallons: @Lapp: You're far too hard on yourself. I'm not one to talk, but it just bothers me to see an intelligent and witty guy like yourself sincerely hate who he is.
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Roflcakes: @PinkBallons: I'd have to agree there. Cheer up Lapp! :3
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Anonymous2: holy shitfuck, still, if she'd demand me to tounge her asshole, I'd do it
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Anonymous3: Looks like she's drawn by a mangaka who has no love for a horse's anatomy... still, eggs turn me on.

I like this artist, but he or she must look up horse anatomy and show anatomy.
There are anatomical mistakes in the show (fillies and colts sitting on the benches, for instance), but her face is too human, and horses do not have shoulder blades. Just those details make me unable to enjoy this the way I should.

Also @Lapp, I think you sound like those 14 yearold emo girls - just sayin' - but wordchoice following wordchoice is subjective artform, saying manhood while using dirty other-words is prefectly okay in any language.

Saying "horrible beauty stained by beautiful horror," for example, is not incorrect.
Mixing those types of words and various degrees of 'dirty' is just as natural as speaking.

Like how some people will refuse to say words like: snot, poop, asshole, and will generally replace them. Even if they're talking about something disgusting.
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Anon6: Mm, prehensile clitoris.
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Vicarious_Reality: This thread is dildos


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