Anonymous3: tights are for the manliest of men, only pussies hide their manhood from the world that they're saving.
come on, link does impossible tasks as a fucking TEN YEAR OLD, and as a teenager he's capable of walking around in fucking iron boots that are heavy enough to stop gorons and pulls dragons to the ground, like in twilight princess.
you wish you could be as much of a man as link, bitches!
Think about it though. Canonically he's not much more than a gamer's avatar, a blank slate for which to imagine yourself as. As completely and utterly neutral as he is, I really think that he would be straddling that fence... straddling that picket fence and riding it with Malon there to fuck on the upswing as he impales himself repeatedly on that fence.
Anonymous7(6): Oh, yeah, almost forgot.
That Navi ass just makes me wanna grab her in my hand, make her hug the bottom of my dick with legs and arms, and just fuck her entire body.
come on, link does impossible tasks as a fucking TEN YEAR OLD, and as a teenager he's capable of walking around in fucking iron boots that are heavy enough to stop gorons and pulls dragons to the ground, like in twilight princess.
you wish you could be as much of a man as link, bitches!
Think about it though. Canonically he's not much more than a gamer's avatar, a blank slate for which to imagine yourself as. As completely and utterly neutral as he is, I really think that he would be straddling that fence... straddling that picket fence and riding it with Malon there to fuck on the upswing as he impales himself repeatedly on that fence.
Cause that's what I'd do.
That Navi ass just makes me wanna grab her in my hand, make her hug the bottom of my dick with legs and arms, and just fuck her entire body.
That way she never dies.
Because reality and anatomy, dipshits.