King_Lesbian: I would be posting up a sign more to the effect of "Come see the Fatty! $1 to poke her with a stick (sticks will be provided), $5 to plant for your face in her fat and do a motorboat, $10 to climb to the top and sit on her like a beanbag chair. And $50 to stick your dick any fold you can find and fuck it. If you cum in the spot or on her, and additional maintenance fee will be charged."
King_Lesbian: $100 would get you two fold fucks or an assortment of your choosing. If you offered $1000 though we would help you dig a trench under her and help you find her holes. You must bring your own flashlights and spelunking gear.
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