Anonymous3: Half the time I don't think even the artists and writers in this fandom know what the fuck they're doing/thinking when they make this kidn of stuff.
Anonymous9: Upon viewing this image, I simultaneously laughed and recoiled in cringe. The sound I emitted was a breathy "Hur", which I can only imagine isn't far off from the sounds this fat Alfred is probably making. And if that thought's not disturbing enough, think about whoever took the time to draw this!
In response to Anon3, whoever made this happen knew exactly what they were doing.
What I want to know is, is this just one page- some joke. Or did someone actually draw multiple pages of this monstrosity. Basically, how many different angles did someone bother drawing this disaster from?
I don't think I've seen doujin material this disturbing, and I've seen Yao get his legs cut off in a twisted butcher job that was botched at best. You want to talk about a bad day, try being forced to watch as someone uses a pathetically sized blade to chop off your recently broken limbs. Arthur's getting off easy. All he's doing is bouncing on his fat boy's dick and he seems to like it.
Anyway, great picture. I give it a solid 5 out of 10. Technical skill's great, but the content freaks me out. Don't normally rate images like this, especially on this site, but I thought I'd cut Arthur some slack. Can't have him working this hard for nothing.
By the way, if anyone's reading this in 2018 or later, cheers to you man, you're later to the party than I was. Known about Hetalia for a long time, but it takes some real digging to get to this shit. This is the kind of stuff you're unlucky enough to stumble upon after all the regular hentai's not cutting it for you. Hell, I've got a boat load of US/UK doujins on my computer, and I'm still on this site looking for some sweet new images to add to my collection. In case you're wondering, this will not be one of them. Cheers to anyone who read all this.
Anonymous10(9): @Urbane_Guerrilla: Hey, look at that, a new comment. And only a few hours after my own, still well into the allotted time period where I bother to check back here to see if anyone gives a fuck about this nonsense. Welcome to the party, buddy.
Speaking of nonsensical, I've been looking at your username for like five minutes and what I can't figure out is who actually creates a user for this site? Just kidding, I have a username too. Ferro. But I never remember to sign in. He'll I'm probably not signed in right now.
Anonymous11(9): @Urbane_Guerrilla: Yep, I am not signed in. Too lazy to do so too. Anyway, I thought your comment was a pretty spot on observation of this picture. Never thought anyone would take the concept of "obese American", drag it to its extreme, and turn it into porn. But hey, to each their own.
I mean, who am I to judge? Of all the porn the world has to offer, I chose to look up sexy images of the fictional personification of England.
Anonymous12(9): Does anyone ever come to a page like this, stop, and star to contemplate your life choices. What chain of events lead me to this moment?
I realize I'm probably the only person looking for some profound meaning to life among the many fat rolls this picture has to offer, but it's always worth throwing out ones thoughts in the off chance you're not alone. And hey, if you're still reading these, then you apparently find me more entertaining than the picture, so at least I've done something right.
That or you're reading on like this is a train wreck. You don't want to dive any deeper into my nonsensical ramblings, but you can't stop because you want to know just how far off topic I'll go.
The answer is I won't go too off topic, because I just noticed something in this picture I hadn't before. I gave it credit for its technical skill before, but now I'm taking issue with something. Should Alfred have those rib lines? I mean, he's supposed to be really fat, but those lines look like regular skinny rib lines.
It's at this point that I realize I've put more thought into this picture than some of my old homework assignments. Makes sense though. I refuse to believe there's any math equation you could show me that would be nearly as entertaining or thought provoking as this picture. Any attempts to prove me wrong will be met with defensive sarcasm.
Anonymous14(9): Actually, I wonder if this site has ever witnessed someones active descent into madness. I'm just curious now. Anyone know what kind of shit I have to look up to find people breaking left and right in the comment section? Wonder if I could swoop in there, talk like I'm their god come to free them from the bindings of whatever reality they live in. I doubt I'd be very convincing. I mean, everyone knows supreme beings wouldn't be hanging out in a place like this. They've probably got, like... Premium subscriptions to PornHub or something like that.
Anonymous15(9): Fuck if this picture doesn't haunt me from beyond my grave. Four months have gone by and I still think about this masterpiece of a disaster. As the kids say, "I have 99 problems" and they are all hidden in the fat rolls of this concerningly large Alfred drawing.
Now I know why I ship FrUK :-D
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In response to Anon3, whoever made this happen knew exactly what they were doing.
What I want to know is, is this just one page- some joke. Or did someone actually draw multiple pages of this monstrosity. Basically, how many different angles did someone bother drawing this disaster from?
I don't think I've seen doujin material this disturbing, and I've seen Yao get his legs cut off in a twisted butcher job that was botched at best. You want to talk about a bad day, try being forced to watch as someone uses a pathetically sized blade to chop off your recently broken limbs. Arthur's getting off easy. All he's doing is bouncing on his fat boy's dick and he seems to like it.
Anyway, great picture. I give it a solid 5 out of 10. Technical skill's great, but the content freaks me out. Don't normally rate images like this, especially on this site, but I thought I'd cut Arthur some slack. Can't have him working this hard for nothing.
By the way, if anyone's reading this in 2018 or later, cheers to you man, you're later to the party than I was. Known about Hetalia for a long time, but it takes some real digging to get to this shit. This is the kind of stuff you're unlucky enough to stumble upon after all the regular hentai's not cutting it for you. Hell, I've got a boat load of US/UK doujins on my computer, and I'm still on this site looking for some sweet new images to add to my collection. In case you're wondering, this will not be one of them. Cheers to anyone who read all this.
Somebody's really working that "Fast Food Nation" notion.
Speaking of nonsensical, I've been looking at your username for like five minutes and what I can't figure out is who actually creates a user for this site? Just kidding, I have a username too. Ferro. But I never remember to sign in. He'll I'm probably not signed in right now.
I mean, who am I to judge? Of all the porn the world has to offer, I chose to look up sexy images of the fictional personification of England.
I realize I'm probably the only person looking for some profound meaning to life among the many fat rolls this picture has to offer, but it's always worth throwing out ones thoughts in the off chance you're not alone. And hey, if you're still reading these, then you apparently find me more entertaining than the picture, so at least I've done something right.
That or you're reading on like this is a train wreck. You don't want to dive any deeper into my nonsensical ramblings, but you can't stop because you want to know just how far off topic I'll go.
The answer is I won't go too off topic, because I just noticed something in this picture I hadn't before. I gave it credit for its technical skill before, but now I'm taking issue with something. Should Alfred have those rib lines? I mean, he's supposed to be really fat, but those lines look like regular skinny rib lines.
It's at this point that I realize I've put more thought into this picture than some of my old homework assignments. Makes sense though. I refuse to believe there's any math equation you could show me that would be nearly as entertaining or thought provoking as this picture. Any attempts to prove me wrong will be met with defensive sarcasm.