AI fakes are not allowed.
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Anonymous1: Shut up and take my money
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Anonymous2: rofl nice
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Anonymous3: No crotch tits - No deal.
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Anonymous4(2): OHH JULAAAY.. I MEAN OHH RAINBOW DAAASH! Nah, I'm a clopper, but that not kind of clopper
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Goofy_Goober: >No crotch tits
>Fleshlight
>Not the Bad Dragon Anthro Mare
2/10 would not bang
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Faptacular: ...I really hope that's just a joke.

Yet this does remind me of something you all might get a kick out of:

A buddy of mine bought a fleshlight for as he put it: "Shits, giggles and load blows." His girlfriend found out about it and now she thinks he's a perv. Yet he knows she's got two dildos and three different vibes.

Gender hypocrisy at it's finest.
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Anonymous5: You know I'd pay 500$ for this in an instant.
...anonymously
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Anonymous6: I dont think Ill buy this

"removeable"

"washable"

MUST HAVE NOW!
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Ponyfagcancer: This has got to be one of the saddest things i've ever seen.
And this is coming from a clopper.
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Silent_Witness: I feel like less of a person after having seen this.
I really do.
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Anonymous7(6): @Ponyfagcancer

well if you seen how some weeaboos/anime fans can get with their sex doles, it didnt come as much surprise this would happen.

@Silent_Witness I think thats a general feeling when you come to paheal
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discord: NO..... and i already though about this...oO
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discord: so....people asking Rainbow Dashes on DA..? anyone? ;)
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Anonymous8: >Just got fired.

IF I HAD MONEY I WOULD BUY A DERPY ONE NOW!!
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Anonymous9: As a ponyfag, seeing someone actually planning this put makes me sad...
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Anonymous10: Well it's a girl doing it. So shameless but smart profiting off pervy men on the internet rather than something designed for the creator's purposes... I think. If that perspective is less unnerving.
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Krawczyk: @Anonymous: So would I
...To MURDER >:3
bwuuhuuhuuhawhawhaw

@Anonymous: As always with things of this nature, Renamon Did It First.
Renamon: The Simpson of Furry...oh shi-, and she's yellow too :O
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Unknownamous: @Silent_Witness: Anon 6 is right, you'll get used to it. And may I be the first to extend an official welcome to paheal!

And for those of you wondering if it's real, check the source.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Krawczyk:
>murder
>doll
>fleshlight
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Sintime: That sounds like a perfect Idea Krawczyk, but I want to kill more than one though.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: Too bad they aint real
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Sintime: They can be killed through drawings.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: PROTIP: stick to the OC porn, it pisses us off more than you're shitty MS paint pics/edits.
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Sintime: ^ In other words, "You don't want to see Guro so you try to pretend to hate OC's even more, thus getting more non Paint pics and edits right?"
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Dete: Really guys? I find crotch tits totally not fappable.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: I'm not pretending, i would literally rather see twalot spakle and rambnow dish being mutilated and tortured, rather than in the hands of those disgusting OC's
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Sintime: Good so that's a demand for them being mutilated? I would rather see that too, I'll be sure to commish twice as many pictures now.
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Anonymous11: Sintime's such a closetbrony it's not even funny
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Ponyfagcancer: ^This
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: long as you stop posting the OC pics
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Sintime: Sure, I'll let you believe whatever you want, just stop crying please.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: sigh, stop the posting the OC garbage and i will;p
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Sintime: "No deal"
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: Back to the OC stuff then? what if i told you i didn't actually mind OC's half as much as gore?
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Sintime: I know you don't mind Oc's half as much as Gore my dear child.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: So why waste effort uploading OC porn, when you know gore pisses us off more?
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Ponyfagcancer: This thread is getting boring
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Sintime: Why do anything at all?
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: Enjoyment?
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Sintime: Again, believe whatever you want, I'd rather you do.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Sintime: @Sintime: @Sintime:
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Ponyfagcancer: E 'in realtà sposa?
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Anonymous12: i just asked about crotch-boob options and what not... if this works... I have a dashingly blue Mare fleshlight coming from BD... this would work perfectly.
Dear god... all this money just cause I'm forever a pone.
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Anonymous13(12): ^the... what now?
since when, and where.... more specifically...
WHYYYY?!
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Ponyfagcancer: ^Because furries and weeaboo's are incapable of forging relationships with real people.
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ButtercupSaiyan: >but I’m thinking for 6 months as I have a baby on the way then…I’ll be focusing too much time recruiting my offspring to bronyism to make plushies after that. c:

I ... I ... what.
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ButtercupSaiyan: http://askr34rainbowdash.tumblr.com/post/23059641285/how-long-are-those-pony-toys-going-to-be-for-sale-for It's not the pregnancy that bothers me, it's the "converting to bronyism" thing likes its a religion.
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Ponyfagcancer: @Anonymous: You'd be surprised.
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Anonymous14: @ButtercupSaiyan

One of us... one of us... you will be... one of us...

Celestia demands it!


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