AnonV3: @bAv-R34: bAv, the more you talk the more I just wanna deck you. Seriously. If you don't like OC ponies don't fucking click on OC ponies. Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick. Die in a fire.
This is Rule 34, meaning canon porn only. Meaning OCs are usually frowned upon here, if you seriously haven't noticed already.
Also, this is an OC with a stupid design with the probability of having no realistic personality with flaws and what not. Also, he is fucking the goddamn princess, and he is the dominant one in the intercourse, not to mention that they are the same size, when Luna and Celestia are obviously larger than regular ponies. This shit has MARYSUE written all over it, and I don't fucking like marysues.
Not.
One.
Bit.
AnonV3: @bAv-R34: Wow. Bitch bitch bitch bitch. You can tell this cartoon's whole personality from a single picture of him fucking another cartoon. Which was probably drawn as a self-insert fantasy and BOY WE CAN'T HAVE FANTASY IN OUR RULE 34 NOW CAN WE?! Yeah.
Your whole argument boils down to 'I don't like dominant males.' You've latched onto FIM as a way of living out your sexually repressed submissiveness and you get your panties in a wad when a picture comes up that contradicts your particular fetish. I don't really see you bitching when it's a dominant mare.
But seriously? No one fucking cares. No one fucking cares if you like or don't like OC ponies or if those OC ponies are male or female, on top or bottom. No one cares if this is your fetish or not. I'm going to quote someone's post: "If you don't like it, why'd you click on it?" - bAv OH SHIT. Cry moar.
bAv-R34: @AnonV3: Let's attack this TL;DR butthurt rant piece by piece, shall we?
@AnonV3: /equips monocle and top hat
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
If you actually bothered to read my initial statement, you would've seen that I said "with the probability of having no realistic personality with flaws and what not.", meaning that I am simply implying that they have a shitty personality, instead of outright stating that as fact, like you have just claimed. Strike one.
HA! What a load of bullshit! If you've actually looked at the shit I spout on most of the MLP tags, it's the male being dominant, and in lesser cases we have the female be dominant towards another female. Hell, you can't really have a girl be dominant towards tentacles, do you? I fucking love tentacles, especially when they are being VERY dominant. Also, you are seriously thinking that MLP is the only porn I have ever looked at. Plus, my only fetishes are tentacles, nurses, moderately-sized tits and reasonable body curves, labias that puff out slightly, and when the image's artstyle is actually accurate to what it is based off of. Also, dominant women are fucking hot, so that's another invalid point of yours. Strike two, son.
Nobody cares? Of course they don't. This is the fucking internet. Nobody cares about anybody else's opinions if they contradict their own. Therefore, I give no fucks if you think I am a jackass, simple as that. Expanding on your point about OCs, I only ever complained about OCs that have ridiculous designs, have a divine status or seem to be having an outright improbable relationship with actual characters. Believe it or not, but I have quite a bunch of fave'd posts involving OCs and only OCs. I myself have OCs, but I keep those to myself and I do not EVER post them in a relationship with an existing character- they could be observers, but that's about it. ALSO, I never fucking said that, which means that you just pulled bullshit out of your ass. Strike three, son. I bid thee adieu.
/stands up, removes top hat and monocle
/turns around and leaves
>bAv genuinely dislikes OCs on Paheal
>That really rustled my jimmies
>talk shit about bAv and make up bullshit facts and blatant assumptions
>bAv points out what I did wrong and why his actions are justified, while also nullifying my arguments piece by piece
>he did this while making no ad hominem attacks towards me
>my jimmies are rustled again
>tell him that he's mad and I totally rustled his jimmies
>fuckyeah, I won this argument, time to go suck cocks
Remember AnonV3, Assuming makes an ass out of u and me. Now please unrustle your jimmies, your stupidity is showing.
I can't clop to ponies but damn these comments are funny.
Hey, that bAv guys is pretty witty.
...except when he's going off on OC's.
I hate it when these comments aren't funny.
Let's troll.
>pick the most obvious thing about his comments that can be turned into a personal attack (better if it can be a personal attack on his sexuality).
>load up the comments with vaguely intelligent sounding gibberish.
>hit submit.
Get back wall-o-text. Successful troll is successful. GET ANOTHER after calling bAv out on getting pissed. Can we keep the ball rolling?
Revion: Hey guys, sorry for interrupting but I'm new here and I need to ask.... WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM,OFFICER
If you guys are going to argue, DON'T RUB YOUR SPIT ALL OVER OC PORN!
Thank you for ruining my day.
Sukartist: I asked someone to commission this for me and I told him I was going to paint it (I used a limited palette of 5 colors) and he is actually so happy to see it in r34...
And guys, of COURSE it's a self insert! I just love princess Luna so much ♥
@bAv-R34: @AnonV3: Guys, I'm actually having a lot of fun reading this, I didn't know pornography was serious business! hell, I might even put my own porn drawings here, I love reading these kinds of comments when I wake up at the morning! Please keep them coming!
@Anonymous: Yeah! right? I was kind of bummed to see that they were the same size in the commission, doesn't matter though, I asked him to put the little panel beside. I totally see what you mean with the color, but if you get 5 colors to work on, it's hard to make the colors match correctly, I mean, just look at the colors I gave Luna. They are mostly green because I couldn't work with anything colder.
@Oatmeal: I sincerly SUCK at talking. But this made me laugh!
Anonymous4: Most people draw official stallion characters as homosexuals, and this is really well-drawn (unlike some things i see here) so i stand and salute whoever drew this, and didn't give a shit about what people would think of the OC.
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Well aaaaalright.
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Oh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'.
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This is Rule 34, meaning canon porn only. Meaning OCs are usually frowned upon here, if you seriously haven't noticed already.
Also, this is an OC with a stupid design with the probability of having no realistic personality with flaws and what not. Also, he is fucking the goddamn princess, and he is the dominant one in the intercourse, not to mention that they are the same size, when Luna and Celestia are obviously larger than regular ponies. This shit has MARYSUE written all over it, and I don't fucking like marysues.
Not.
One.
Bit.
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@Anonymous: Do provide proof and ENLIGHTEN ME with your very wide extents of pony knowledge, O great anon!
Your whole argument boils down to 'I don't like dominant males.' You've latched onto FIM as a way of living out your sexually repressed submissiveness and you get your panties in a wad when a picture comes up that contradicts your particular fetish. I don't really see you bitching when it's a dominant mare.
But seriously? No one fucking cares. No one fucking cares if you like or don't like OC ponies or if those OC ponies are male or female, on top or bottom. No one cares if this is your fetish or not. I'm going to quote someone's post: "If you don't like it, why'd you click on it?" - bAv OH SHIT. Cry moar.
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@AnonV3: /equips monocle and top hat
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, PREPARE YOUR ANUS.
If you actually bothered to read my initial statement, you would've seen that I said "with the probability of having no realistic personality with flaws and what not.", meaning that I am simply implying that they have a shitty personality, instead of outright stating that as fact, like you have just claimed. Strike one.
HA! What a load of bullshit! If you've actually looked at the shit I spout on most of the MLP tags, it's the male being dominant, and in lesser cases we have the female be dominant towards another female. Hell, you can't really have a girl be dominant towards tentacles, do you? I fucking love tentacles, especially when they are being VERY dominant. Also, you are seriously thinking that MLP is the only porn I have ever looked at. Plus, my only fetishes are tentacles, nurses, moderately-sized tits and reasonable body curves, labias that puff out slightly, and when the image's artstyle is actually accurate to what it is based off of. Also, dominant women are fucking hot, so that's another invalid point of yours. Strike two, son.
Nobody cares? Of course they don't. This is the fucking internet. Nobody cares about anybody else's opinions if they contradict their own. Therefore, I give no fucks if you think I am a jackass, simple as that. Expanding on your point about OCs, I only ever complained about OCs that have ridiculous designs, have a divine status or seem to be having an outright improbable relationship with actual characters. Believe it or not, but I have quite a bunch of fave'd posts involving OCs and only OCs. I myself have OCs, but I keep those to myself and I do not EVER post them in a relationship with an existing character- they could be observers, but that's about it. ALSO, I never fucking said that, which means that you just pulled bullshit out of your ass. Strike three, son. I bid thee adieu.
/stands up, removes top hat and monocle
/turns around and leaves
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>bAv genuinely dislikes OCs on Paheal
>That really rustled my jimmies
>talk shit about bAv and make up bullshit facts and blatant assumptions
>bAv points out what I did wrong and why his actions are justified, while also nullifying my arguments piece by piece
>he did this while making no ad hominem attacks towards me
>my jimmies are rustled again
>tell him that he's mad and I totally rustled his jimmies
>fuckyeah, I won this argument, time to go suck cocks
Remember AnonV3, Assuming makes an ass out of u and me. Now please unrustle your jimmies, your stupidity is showing.
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I can't clop to ponies but damn these comments are funny.
Hey, that bAv guys is pretty witty.
...except when he's going off on OC's.
I hate it when these comments aren't funny.
Let's troll.
>pick the most obvious thing about his comments that can be turned into a personal attack (better if it can be a personal attack on his sexuality).
>load up the comments with vaguely intelligent sounding gibberish.
>hit submit.
Get back wall-o-text. Successful troll is successful. GET ANOTHER after calling bAv out on getting pissed. Can we keep the ball rolling?
If you guys are going to argue, DON'T RUB YOUR SPIT ALL OVER OC PORN!
Thank you for ruining my day.
@bAv-R34: (puts on cool face) PROBLEM, OFFICER!!!!!!!(Trolololololololololololololo)
So sorry......
And guys, of COURSE it's a self insert! I just love princess Luna so much ♥
@bAv-R34: @AnonV3: Guys, I'm actually having a lot of fun reading this, I didn't know pornography was serious business! hell, I might even put my own porn drawings here, I love reading these kinds of comments when I wake up at the morning! Please keep them coming!
@Anonymous: Yeah! right? I was kind of bummed to see that they were the same size in the commission, doesn't matter though, I asked him to put the little panel beside. I totally see what you mean with the color, but if you get 5 colors to work on, it's hard to make the colors match correctly, I mean, just look at the colors I gave Luna. They are mostly green because I couldn't work with anything colder.
@Oatmeal: I sincerly SUCK at talking. But this made me laugh!
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OC's are against the rules
Just thought you ought to know.
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