Anonymous3: For such a little guy, he's got impressively big, round balls. Were he not a quasi-necrotic horror, I'd be tempted to suck on and otherwise play with them.
Anonymous4: (I'm #3 again)
Well actually, my libido doesn't really mind that he's a quasi-necrotic horror; he's kinda smexy. It's just that, in reality, he'd probably be decidedly unsanitary, and so were he real I wouldn't want to suck on his balls, simply due to the risk of lolpwnage by a random grab-bag of pathogens.
Anonymous9: He's not hot, but he might make a good fucktoy, especially after downing about 2 XL bottles of vodka and stacking up some good looking men to even it out.
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Well actually, my libido doesn't really mind that he's a quasi-necrotic horror; he's kinda smexy. It's just that, in reality, he'd probably be decidedly unsanitary, and so were he real I wouldn't want to suck on his balls, simply due to the risk of lolpwnage by a random grab-bag of pathogens.
That said, in fantasy, on the other hand... *slurp slurp slurp*
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Salad fingers...is sort of hot.
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my cock is confusing me
OH LORD SOMEONE HELP ME