Woozle: "That's a pretty good roll, player. Let's see..." *Rolls behind screen*
"Ok, the good news is you managed to get her excited. The bad is that she stuffs your entire body into her snatch and the resulting orgasm crushes you to pulp. Next time, think about these things before you hit on a dragon goddess."
weenog: Not always. Sometimes it's a guy RPing a guy, heading off a boss fight at the pass by hitting on the sorceress lich, and getting dragged away kicking and screaming by his party while the lich looks on in bemusement.
Anonymous2: Weenog I actually had a RP friend who hit on a Lich and was kidnapped halfway through the main adventure by said lich and arrived last second to save the day because he had the Lichloved feat
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*rolls a d6*
about to bust a nut.
whats up with the dragon hair?
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One way or another she's gonna get eaten.
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"Ok, the good news is you managed to get her excited. The bad is that she stuffs your entire body into her snatch and the resulting orgasm crushes you to pulp. Next time, think about these things before you hit on a dragon goddess."
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