Anonymous1: So want to try to have pregnant missionary sex with her. But with my beer belly and her beautiful pregnant belly I doubt that our genitals would ever touch. So she would have to give me a pregnant hand-job instead.
Kuyohashi: Marge briefly lamented how she would tell Homer she was pregnant again. As she rehearsed the speech over and over in her mind, intrusive thoughts of the night of conception filled her memory - drinks were handed out, Homer passed out in the bathtub, Bart helping her up the stairs to bed to sleep it off. A hand slipped, lips met, passions inflamed, abominations committed.
When she had calmed down, she decided that the best way to break the news to Homer was to be direct. She rehearsed her new speech in front of the bathroom mirror: "Hey Homey, guess who's going to be a grampa!"
Shaydoobie: Since there is a seven year gap between the time Marge had Lisa and then Maggie, some people (myself included) like to imagine that Bart knocked up Marge when he was almost nine years old. Thus Maggie would be Bart's daughter. It features nicely into the taboo incest angle and not beyond the realm of possibilities in Rule 34 canon.
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When she had calmed down, she decided that the best way to break the news to Homer was to be direct. She rehearsed her new speech in front of the bathroom mirror: "Hey Homey, guess who's going to be a grampa!"
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