Anonymous3: woah man, i popped such a huge boner off of this that my gigantic meat ripped my pants open and my mom heard the cotton of the pants ripping and came over to me and yelled at me for ruining my good church pants that i wear to church by ripping them clean open with my gritty dick and as she was yelling she saw this picture and popped a boner too and i was in such shock at this and she finally admitted "well you see i'm actually a man" and i said "well then how did you and my dad have me?" and she said "well your dad fucked me up the ass and got me male pregnant and i had to poop you out when i had you" so i said "wait wait wait you mean my newborn baby skin touched your anal lips as i was birthed into this world?" and she said "yes" and then i vomited profusely all over the place at the thought of my sterile infant skin being contaminated by my male mother's fecal juices and then my mom yelled "aw fuck you got puke all over" and started beating me with her immense cock, the smegma from his urethra mixing with the contents of my stomach and dribbling into my mouth to create a delicious taste sensation that made me incredibly hard and then smegma from my penis started to mix with the current mixture and the taste was even better, so much so that my mom lent down and tasted some and he said it was even more delicious than the liquid shits his father would squeeze into his mouth as he had my mom's mom beat her husband's horse penis with a 7 iron and then we decided to bottle the substance and sell it for money and so we did and we made millions of dollars and that's the story of how mountain dew came to be.
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Oh, fuck it. I can't think of anything to say. You win.
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