Rule 34

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UploaderGackt,
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Anonymous1: GIVE ME SHINY BABIES.
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Anonymous2: That Lucario Has to be foreign so the Masuda Method will work D:
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Anonymous3(2): Hopefully shes foreign so the Masuda method will help get that shiny C=
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Anonymous4: auwsome basterd: who mist me im back and hornyor than ever so any body c any thing intresting on any other lucario and absol pics
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Anonymous5: Anon4.... Just... What?
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hdchris: Anon4 4lyfe
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Chef_Retardee: I believe the translation to english from retard is:

'Awesome picture. Also, I am back and more sexually frustrated than ever. Who missed me? Does anyone have links to any lucario or absol pictures?'
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Anonymous6: I WANT SOME RIOLU WALLPAPER
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Anonymous7: o3o
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Eulrath: one of best Lucario pics uploaded so far.
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Anonymous8: The trainer didn't know this is how to breed Porkyman in the daycare....
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Rule616: That why better use condomsXD
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Anonymous9: Wait how is that even biologically possible for a human to reproduce with a Porkyman? Ah whatever I need to stop thinking about these kind of things and just masturbate.
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Anonymous10: anon9- One word: SKITLORD.
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Anonymous11: anon9 Maybe it is not. It could be either a ditto or a zoroark.
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LuckyLucario69: ShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiNNyyyyyy!!!!!! Jk. Gotta get me some of that. So sexy, i have to change my pants, again.
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Anonymous12: This is a breath of fresh air compared to all the other lucario pics.

Now excuse me as I find some tissues.
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Anonymous13: translation: lucario: "We gonna do this till we see some shinies!" trainer: (oh god.)
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Anonymous14: actually I'm pretty sure the shiny rate incrases to 1/10 if a male human has sex with a female Porkyman. male Porkyman on female humans will usually do nothing, with the exception of ditto who may cause pragnancy.
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Anonymous15: ^Thats implying humans can get Porkyman pregnant. I guess theres a few exceptions but as a whole they can't.
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Anonymous16: I.WANT.BECOME.A.PORKYMAN.BREEDER.
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Anonymous17: i would like to try this mesuda method too (like red!)
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Anonymous18: Guys, im worried. I have been masturbating for over two hours now, and I still have not jizzed. Please help!... um, not help with the jacking. Im scared for my future children... their existance.
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LellyMagenta_Is_A_Whore: Stop fapping. Try again later.
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Anonymous19(18): @LellyMagenta_Is_A_Whore: IT'S NOT WORKING! Im going to the doctor.
Me: Hey doc my dick is broke.
Doctor: Well, that is a problem.
Me: can you do anything to fix it?
Doctor: Lets take a look here... Sir, just how often do you masturbate?
Me: ...
Doctor: Sir?
Me: Well my girlfriend just moved and...
Doctor: How often?
Me: At least once an hour...
Doctor: You have got to be kidding!
Me: Nope.
Doctor: Uh, um, take this weed and stop jerking it!
Me
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Anonymous20(18): *Me: alright, but I dont think it will work
2 hours later
Me: Can I get some more weed?
Doctor: have you stopped fapping?
Me: yeah
Doctor: then no
Me: um, my head hurts?
Doctor: Oh well in that case take all of it!
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SlashTheFox: Best ever
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Anonymous21: hooootttt
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Anonymous22: @Anonymous: did you grow up over these last 6 years?

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