Rule 34Cookies may be used. Please read our privacy policy for more information. By accepting to enter you agree to our rules and terms of service.EnterLeave UploaderDoot, May 5, 2011; 19:37TagsPortal, WheatleySource Linkdigitalduckie.tumblr.com/post/5095247936/i-love-the-derpy-o-faces-slim-gives-human-wheatleyMetadata LockedNoInfo500x541 // 152KB // pngCommentsMay 6, 2011; 02:22 - ReplyAnonymous1: Can we get some of him unhumanized? Besides that, wonderful pic.May 6, 2011; 07:35 - ReplyAnonymous2: You now see this every time you you play the second half of the game. You cannot unsee! Why god, why?May 6, 2011; 07:36 - ReplyAnonymous3(2): His derp face! Lol!May 6, 2011; 07:41 - ReplyAnonymous4(2): God dammit paheal!May 6, 2011; 07:51 - ReplyAnonymous5(2): Thats what he was doing all that time? I-I feel so viotated! *Cries*May 6, 2011; 08:22 - ReplyMYEYES: Oh Christ, another one. Cue the Portal 2 quotesMay 6, 2011; 09:24 - ReplyAnonymous6(2): They can't say quotes while you watching MYEYES. Could you turn around? Turn around please?May 6, 2011; 09:28 - ReplyAnonymous7: If his glasses were in front of his face... dat ain't no ass - it's a space station!!May 6, 2011; 10:04 - ReplyAnonymous8(2): Test fetish? well that's a new one 0_0May 6, 2011; 10:09 - ReplyAnonymous9(2): So he was being a hypocrite when he called Chell fat then... ... ... *Fap fap fap*May 6, 2011; 10:15 - ReplyAnonymous10(2): "Fatty fatty! No parents!"May 6, 2011; 11:35 - ReplyAnonymous11(2): The part where he kills yo- uh... we mean masturbates... yeah...we're sorry about that...May 6, 2011; 11:39 - ReplyAnonymous12(2): I can't do it while you're watching...May 6, 2011; 11:43 - ReplyAnonymous13(2): lol^ Achievement unlocked-The part where he masturbates. Description: We are sorry.May 6, 2011; 11:55 - ReplyAnonymous14(2): A moron can, in fact, do this.May 6, 2011; 11:59 - ReplyAnonymous15(2): GAH! CHUBBY HUMAN WHAETLEY >_0 IT BUUUUURNSMay 6, 2011; 12:02 - ReplyAnonymous16(2): But, they told him if he used his flashlight he'd die!May 6, 2011; 15:41 - ReplyAnonymous17(2): LOL Hes not fat you idiots XD Its the way hes sitting. Unless I'm missing something?May 6, 2011; 15:46 - ReplyAnonymous18(2): I have an idea! I'm going to tape you solving this test and then watch ten at once. Get a concentrated burst of science!May 6, 2011; 16:19 - ReplyAnonymous19(2): "Here it comes, here it comes! UUUUHHHHHH yeah! Oh yes! Well done...both of you... Ooooh wow. you have no idea how good that feels.." You are now traumatized for life, enjoy!May 6, 2011; 16:55 - ReplyAnonymous20(2): Kind of want?May 7, 2011; 00:37 - ReplyAnonymous21(2): You were all thinking it!May 7, 2011; 00:41 - ReplyAnonymous22(2): Turn around. Turn around please.May 7, 2011; 00:58 - ReplyAnonymous23(2): God damn it Wheatley... (looks at comments) God damn it Paheal...May 7, 2011; 05:43 - ReplyCat_Bountry: I love Paheal.May 7, 2011; 07:36 - ReplyAnonymous24: ^Me tooMay 7, 2011; 13:18 - ReplyAnonymous25(2): LOL WIN!May 10, 2011; 16:07 - ReplyAnonymous26: Why do I feel like this is what was really happening? Lol good picture.May 11, 2011; 08:59 - ReplyAnonymous27: anon 21 yes, yes i wasMay 18, 2011; 13:28 - ReplyAnonymous28: "Well, ican't do it if you are watching..."June 2, 2011; 01:36 - ReplyAnonymous29: Welp, I guess I wasn't the only one who was thinking this.June 27, 2011; 16:48 - ReplyAnonymous30: I kinda figured he was doing this all along. :3 Can't blame him, Chell is hot.June 27, 2011; 16:49 - ReplyAnonymous31(30): Meh, Chell is hot. Can you really blame him? :3June 27, 2011; 16:58 - ReplyAnonymous32: The insanely funny thing is, Wheatley thinks Chell is smelly and tests are hot. Aperture really screwed up making AI's.July 16, 2011; 05:59 - ReplyAnonymous33: Yes. do want. It's sad; the way he talks during the second half of the game totally makes me think this is what he was doing.May 31, 2012; 08:06 - ReplyAnonymous34: And to think that GLaDOs used to be like this... oh yes. But she was in it for the science. Psh.October 29, 2012; 00:36 - ReplyAnonymous35: OMYGOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDNovember 7, 2012; 00:12 - ReplyNyanCat: @Anonymous: Can't turn around without feeling violated now...or turned on.May 7, 2014; 21:18 - ReplyAnonymous36: Oh god his face; I love Wheatley testing so muchFebruary 17, 2016; 22:38 - ReplyPokeGalLavender: Anon 2 turns out to be Anons 3-23 plus Anon 25. I can see the icon. Okay then, Wheatley, what are we gonna do with you eh?~ Oh whatever we do will be FUN!~May 25, 2019; 20:00 - ReplyAnonymous37: Don't lewd the WheatleyGuide to comment formatting codes. Report an ad?
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Why god, why?
I-I feel so viotated! *Cries*
Cue the Portal 2 quotes
Could you turn around? Turn around please?
...
...
*Fap fap fap*
Achievement unlocked-The part where he masturbates.
Description: We are sorry.
Unless I'm missing something?
UUUUHHHHHH yeah! Oh yes! Well done...both of you... Ooooh wow. you have no idea how good that feels.."
You are now traumatized for life, enjoy!
(looks at comments)
God damn it Paheal...
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It's sad; the way he talks during the second half of the game totally makes me think this is what he was doing.
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Okay then, Wheatley, what are we gonna do with you eh?~ Oh whatever we do will be FUN!~