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TagsChell, Portal, Weighted_Companion_Cube, Wheatley
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Anonymous1: Well that didn't take long.
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Anonymous2: hot pussy
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Anonymous3: we need moar of new chell.
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Anonymous4: More Portal 2!
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Anonymous5: When I first saw new Chell, I thought she looked exactly like Zoey from L4D. Looked it up, apparently they're modeled after the exact same person.
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AnOniMouse: Troo dat. They are.
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Anonymous6: I thought the same while playing the game this morning!
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Anonymous7: I nearly Mozart after GLaDOS gave me back Companion Cube. T_T
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Anonymous8(7): ^ I ment "I nearly jizzed", but jizzed somehow translated into "Mozart". Stupid Apple products.
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Anonymous9: Wheatley!
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Anonymous10: Nice booooots
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Anonymous11: If by grown he means she is now grossly overweight, then yes, things have indeed grown over.
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Anonymous12: Maybe by grown he means her extremely long pubes
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Anonymous13: Anon 11,I think you mean grossly underweight.
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Anonymous14: Anon5, Maybe Zooey IS Chell.

Like, in the future.

Hell, maybe the world was teken over by zombies while she was sleeping.

I don't know I'm not a scientist.
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Anonymous15(14): Actually, GLaDOS mentioned after Chell is dead and/or gone, she might take up REANIMATING THE DEAD?

Perhaps that actually makes more sense than it did when I wrote it.
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Cat_Bountry: Anon 8, can "Mozart" be the new slang for ejaculating now?
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Anonymous16: ^ I'm gonna start using it at least.
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ClericBard: I'm gonna moazrt to this!
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Anonymous17: oh god i just mozart buckets!
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Anonymous18: Her pubes have grown over, but not her armpit hair. Seems legit.
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yousocrazeh: MOZARTING THE SHIT UP IN HERE!
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FakeMessias: mozart!
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Anonymous19: i mozarted to the new pic of wheatley
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ADunk: I mozart everyday
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Anonymous20: mozarting to this furiously
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Anonymous21: Oh god I just mozarted everywhere
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HerpDerpington: Uuaaahh! I think I'm gonna Mozart!

*Mozarts ghost* "I feel like somewhere, something very wrong is happening..."
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AnonAgain: ^lol I cracked up
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Anonymous22: WHY HAS NO-ONE ASKED FOR THE SOURCE/ARTIST!?
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Anonymous23: I feel like it should be pronounced with a "z" for that application though, instead of a "ts" ("Mozart" instead of "Motsart". Rolls off the tongue easier, and doesn't *totally* shit on the genius's name.

Either way, I'm mozarting.
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Anonymous24: Nice bush.
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Anonymous25: Portal totally makes me Mozart
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Anonymous26: Anon21 I AGREE!
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Anonymous27: @Anon21 because everyone is busy Mozarting
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Anonymous28: Source or Artist would Be Awesome.
So , If you Know it, Hit us up with it
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Anonymous29: I MOZART IN MY PANTS
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AnOniMouse: Played portal 2 online with a friend, got the flying circus acheivement. So, in my shock, I mozarted.
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Anonymous30: NEED AN APERTURE SCIENCE LAWN MOWING DEVICE
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Anonymous31: And of course amidst all this Mozarting, this pic is naturally happening with classical music playing in the background. Only makes sense.

Autocorrectfail win. I love these comments.

GLaDOS's thoughts on the matter: http:// cdn1.portal.biringa.com/img/b/bf/GLaDOS_potatos_sp_a4_speed_tb_catch_trouble03.wav
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Anonymous32: Awww that's better than my best autocorrect fail! Safehouse turned into adenoids lol. But I turned it off...
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Anonymous33: I can't mozart because I'm too busy laughing at these commets.
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Anonymous34: I know right? :D
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Anonymous35: @Anonymous: i lol'd
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Anonymous36(35): @HerpDerpington: THIS MOZART THING SHOULD BECOME MORE FLUENT WORDING
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Anonymous37(35): @Anonymous: MIND F***
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Anonymous38: [MOZARTING INTENSIFIES]
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Anonymous39: Ya'll are mozarting so hard rn
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Anonymous40: MOZARTTIN' TIME


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