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bluebark: I want to see someone play this.
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Zollith: I'd have laughed if this was in a key signature that actually exists.

(Hint: it's not D flat)
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Anonymous1: lol
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Urbane_Guerrilla: Largely innocent of French....
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Anonymous2: Kama Sutra set to music, you know discordant hindu stuff.
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masterofpirates: I love how there's just one half note in the whole thing.
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Anonymous3: Maybe not concert D flat, but D flat on a certain instrument. Is there any instrument that transposes as such?
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Anonymous4(3): WAIT! Some of these measures are greater than four beats! This piece is not a true piece of music! What is this madness?
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Anonymous5: It would be even funnier if this was actually written in B flat.
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Anonymous6: this is a feature
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Anonymous7: Notice how there's only one white person on the page.
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Nextime: "Prélude de la Fornication" will be better.
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Anonymous8: Lol, this is good.
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Anonymous9: Well done to the artist. Made me lol.
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Anonymous10: Have to say it, it'd be a fucked up concert
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Anonymous11: "Wait! Here comes the crescendo!"
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KelperFoxWolf: I remember seeing a bath curtain with this unanimated and printed on it on sale. I SO WANT THAT CURTAIN!
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KelperFoxWolf: sorry, I meant "inanimate"
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Anonymous12: zollith may i sugest they that we musicians call atonal aka set tono key
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Anonymous13: this needs to be FEATURED. why has no one brought this up before now? never mind what key it's in or if the music itself is off from the meter, feature this image NOW.
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Ket-Ralus: Those eighth rests clearly don't belong.
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MERKLEY: Maybe my sister can play this on her peeanno!
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Anonymous14: Someone, quick, try playing this on your Pianal!

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Aw, what the fuck.
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ZoneZ5: Note to singers: Do is on A.
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duckpenisexpert: Fuckin' music...
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JeffMoreau: FEATURENOW
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Titanium: Music Feature!
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KingG: A modern masterpiece.
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Anonymous15: This is genius. Of course, an edited version fixing the musical quirks others notice might settle all controversy...

but the idea itself is genius.
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Anonymous16: Seriously.
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Anonymous17: under titanium suck it bitches
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AnzhelikaA: I've seen this in static form, but the animation is nice :) what does the d flat mean though? am i the only one whos oblivious?
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Anonymous18: Not first!
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Anonymous19: Lola fuck yeah
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Anonymous20: One of these things is not like the other...
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DonkeyPunch: Makin' sweet music together!
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Anonymous21: Anon4,this isn't madness,THIS IS(wait for it)

french,wtf 0.o
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cenakid11: way to go mozart you fiinnaly created a piece we all want to hear
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Anonymous22: The Paheal Symphony?
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Anonymous23: A key signature with a D-flat wouldn't be one of your standard diatonic scales; also, the scale would be named after the fundamental (bottom/top note of the scale), not necessarily where the accidentals are. Someone with more training in music theory than I have would be better suited to explain this though.
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shadowknightoftime: the music of sex
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duckpenisexpert: FUCKIN MUSIC!!!
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acw: Now this is a piece of music I'm pretty sure I could play lol
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Anonymous24: RULE 34 STRIKES AGAIN
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ChaosWolf: Shouldn't it be in the key of F?
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furry34: This is simply magnificent.
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Anonymous25: This is neither a diatonic nor a modal key. The D flat creates two tritones in the scale, and there are no western scales I know of that have two tritones. Hell, adding an A flat would give the scale an Eastern Arabic or Indian feel, but without that, I don't know quite what this would qualify as.
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Anonymous26: Only a pianist can handle this.
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Anonymous27: Dâ™­ = DB = Dick in Bum
Amirite?
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Anonymous28: Db using a Skin flute. Amirite? lololol
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Ebvert: *slash*watch?v=q-t2Dv90k7o

Thank me later
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DianaRossFan: "If you hear a moan that grows
From admist my blueball'd throes
That was my dick trying to compose
A prelude to some pootang"
-Duke Ellington
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DianaRossFan: *poontang (Goddamit)
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Knockers: So which one is Mr. B Natural?

"Knew your father, I did!"
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Anonymous999: Song of fap
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Krawczyk: kinda curious as to what it would actually sound like.
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Anonymous29: Looks like dancing sperm to me.
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JeffMoreau: Ah, finally something that I can play on my skinny flute!
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JeffMoreau: And yeah - there is only one white man on the pic. Smells like racism, but he's the fucker, so Ku Klux Klan can sleep peacefully XD
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anon0: Wow titanium, a classy musical feature, nice.
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Anonymous30: And still there's only one recognizable gay bunch
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Anonymous31: Prelude De Party Hard
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hunterfuckwitch: WIN
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Anonymous32: Unfappable? Kind of messed up? You're damn right I found it in the featured area!
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Anonymous33: This looks like a Looney Tunes cartoon gone seriously wrong.
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derelict: The last note is homosexual
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Zollith: Oh this again. Obviously the "key signature" is a case of someone not doing their research (D flat has five flats for its signature, and the first flat is always on B for any such signature). You know you're a -true- musician when something like that bothers you more than the fact you're looking at an image of musical notes having an orgy.
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Anonymous34: MERKLEY is a sick fuck.
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Anonymous35: It's not "Du Fornication" but "De la Fornication"...
I'm French ;)
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Fara_Phoenix: A35 wins, I speak French.
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Anonymous36: Safety first
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Anonymous37(36): Oh SHI
wrong site
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Anonymous38(9): ... I thought this was already featured..
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drifting: i prefer the guitar
how else can i legally break the G string while fingering A minor?
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LunarShotgun673: LOLOLOLOLOL
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Anonymous39: @drifting: You sir, just beat the internet.
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Anonymous40: Please, that's the oldest joke in the book.
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Anonymous41: Old as shit
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Anonymous42: Fucking music weird as Lady Gaga there.
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Anonymous43: Oh lordy, I havent seen this pic in years!! Old pic is OLD!!
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Anonymous44: Someone should make a dubstep remix of this.
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Anonymous45: Every other 2 measures are the same except for the last 2
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Anonymous46: Je suis TRÈS curieux d'entendre cette Prélude du Fornication ... Ok I'm REALLY curious about hearing this Prelude du Fornication
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Anonymous47(46): Ah! And i agree with Nextime and anon35.
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Anonymous48: ive seen this pic before it was uploaded
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Anonymous49: I've seen this pic before as well, it was fucking hilarious.
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Anonymous50: It's playable
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JKF19: Amusing and creative, perfect for a feature.
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Anonymous51: Love this feature.
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Anonymous52: Intresting
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Anonymous53: If this is the Prelude, then "I Just Had Sex" comes after, right?
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Anonymous54: A recently discovered, long-lost Mozart concerto...
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Anonymous55: Ear-rape on paper, so you can do it too!
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Anonymous56: And right when I just started attending Music Theory classes.

Excellent!
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-jack: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous57: one white one. lol
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PopePirate: Mozart would shit bricks.
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Anonymous58: If you think about this, its yaoi
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Anonymous59: Prelude du HornificatiOn
Or
Prelude du Impregnatiom
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AnOniMouse: I just Mozarted so hard.
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Anonymous60: this is just too cute
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Anonymous61: Old but Gold
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Blind_Bastard: DOE RAE MEE SOO CUM TEE OH MY GOD
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beefalo: Rock me Amadeus!
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Anonymous62: Good lord, I think this pic was posted back when they did the Hitler/Anne Frank picture
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Anonymous63: Sperm porn xD
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Anonymous64: Old. Not funny.
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Anonymous65: Solid win!
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Anonymous66: This is win
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Anonymous67: haaaaaaaa this is clever as hell
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Anonymous68: Gotta love classical music
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recheck613: Funniest 34 pic ever.
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Anonymous69: There's no such thing as a rock prodigy, 'cause rock 'n' roll is bogus, right KG? Right, the only thing that really matters is the classical sauce.
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iKami: Not in 6/9 time? I am disappoint!
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Anonymous70(42): Music to fap.
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loverofperfectfeet: merkley can I do your s i s t e r then?
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pornodrafter: Aw. No love for the treble clefs.
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Anonymous71(42): More 9/11 fap.
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Anonymous72: Old.
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Anonymous73: no it wouldn't be F or D minor for that matter, the flat is one line too high.
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Anonymous74: Nextime is right. The grammar is incorrect. Fornication ends in -tion, there is feminine in French, therefor "la fornication", therefor "de la" instead of "du".
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Anonymous75: Has anyone noticed that line one and three are the same, and two and for are the same, except for the half note?
And there is that little hunchback looking one trying to suck itself off?
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Jackofhearts69: @derelict: Any pair or triplet could be considered so.

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