Anonymous3(1): Oh no, I've already upset the christians. There there. I know it's hard believing in such ludicrous stories in this modern age but don't worry, when you die you'll cease to exist and rot away with all the rest of us godless heathens and you'll never even know you wasted your life believing in this nonsense. In fact, you won't even know your dead.
There is no single, universally recognized "canon" title for the specific act of the angel rolling away the stone in the Bible. It is considered a part of the broader Resurrection narrative or the Empty Tomb event.
While it has no technical name, it is commonly referred to in theological and biblical studies as:
*The Rolling Away of the Stone: The most common descriptive phrase, used to identify the specific scene in Matthew 28:2.
*The Opening of the Tomb: Described as a divine act representing victory over death and the barrier between God and humanity.
*The Great Earthquake/Angel’s Descent: Matthew 28:2 explicitly links the arrival of the angel, a violent earthquake, and the moving of the stone.
What's this you say? A Paheal fan who's a Bible buff? Naturally! The more you know these things, the better you enjoy your blasphemy. XD
Feathery_Duck: @Anonymous: They're not stories. They're just as real as Porkyman, the MCU superheroes, super Sayens or Tom & Jerry, which we all can see on this very site! Show some respect, unbeliever. Excelsior!
Feathery_Duck: @Anonymous: Wow, I've learned a new I ternet abbreviation today: Know Your Stuff.
I'm so using it with my boss when the holiday is over! Hello, raise.
Anonymous5: @Anonymous: As someone who has had experience in the paranormal, I would love nothing more than to round up all you athiestical nonbelievers & have you spend a night in the most haunted places on Earth with the doors locked, then see how quickly you eat your own words. Plenty of abandoned mental asylums & prisons from days gone that haunted by spirits & demonic forces to this day are just waiting to scare the living shit out of you cucks.
Anonymous6(5): @Decanter: It's called the Resurrection
@Feathery_Duck: Look at this braindead faggot using ChatGPT instead to answer a simple question that could have been answered with just one one word. Brown people are so dumb they need AI to teach them how a read a 2000 years old book. Pathetic.
Anonymous7(5): @Puffball: Actually "the great earthquake" occurred the moment Jesus died on the cross. "Move the stone" is really metaphor to the earthquake destroying the temple of the (((pharisees))) & (((scribes))), who were the real masterminds behind his death.
Anonymous8(5): I always wonder what happens to the people who make art like this mocking the Creator & his Son. Heard HellOnEarthIII did porn art mocking the Virgin Mary before getting struck by some kind of health illness afterwards, which is why he no longer makes the religious smut anymore. I know it's suppose to be a parody and this is a porn site, but it's not the same level as mocking Islam & Allah. Seems like always bad things happen when you piss off the Christian God.
Anonymous9: Oh no! There is much writhing and gnashing of teeth with the christians. I have angered them and their tiny god. I find this amusing. Dance for me, christians. Dance! Maybe your god will smite me!
Anonymous11(10): seriously, how many gigabytes of child sex, rape, incest, bestiality, and fakes of real people did the Christians scroll past without batting an eye before deciding that this was a bridge too far
Anonymous12: fuck maga fuck deplorables fuck gop fuck evangelicals fuck grifters fuck the regime fuck social media fuck fake news fuck the uneducated fuck alternative facts fuck the USA and fuck Donald dump the shitstain of america
easter will not redeem these vile sinners and hellbound they will arrive sooner rather than later.
Jesus died on the cross so fucks like these cannot do Satan's bidding and unleash bile onto this wonderful planet.
eat shit and die all who disagree. get kirked up the road and your blood will spill as wine just as the son of god's did, upon this earth to wash the world of their sins.
Lovehcomics: Wait, Anon5, aren't demons just another name for invasive thoughts and ideas that have a life of their own? AKA Habits?
I guess it's like biblically accurate angels. No respect for the classics! (joke)
Anonymous17: Imagine going full autist about religion/politics while browsing a porn site. Guess the wranglers aren't paying as much attention as they should be
Anonymous18(5): @Lovehcomics: No they aren't. They are actual entities that exist. The word "demon" derives from "daemon" which is Greek for "lesser god" or "spirit". If you want to experience them, just fuck around with a ouija board, dabble in witchcraft, or go to a haunted place & find out.
@Anonymous: Oh boo hoo, crybaby. You're getting your political/religious discussion here whether you like it or not, so better deal with it.
Gallows187: Imagine if I told you that not only was #StarWars real, but #LukeSkywalker is going to show up on #Earth some day, and he will care about #unitedstatesofamerica more than any other country, even though he's not from America, has never been to America, nor has any connection, at all, to America.
That's #Christianity but your mythological super hero has lamer powers than any Jedi.
#JesusChrist wasn't White. He wasn't Straight. He wasn't even Christian. If he was real, which he wasn't, he would NOT be on America's side. He'd be getting bombed by #DonaldTrump right now.
Grow the fuck up.
Lovehcomics: Guy be killed for confronting greedy fucks. He somehow is worshiped by greedy fucks, who never KNEW HIM. Yeah, assuming he's real is even more damning of them.
>Referencing Star Wars capeshit to discuss politics
>Telling others on this site "Grow up"
That lack of self-awareness of your post is astounded. You're either a retarded fat roastie or a retarded soy drinking cuck.
I think I'll do the opposite & not "grow up." Thanks for playing, femcel
Anonymous28: @Anonymous: Just prove that the supernatural exists in a repeatable, unambiguous manner. Done. All unbelievers educated, a nobel price for you, and you can start making money out of the fact and your fame, since you would be the first man to EVER do so. What is that? you cannot do that either? What a surprise...
Anonymous29: bible says: judge not lest ye be judged. and let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
im not religious, my mom was extreme religious, so i had to memorize that stuff. to all you bible thumping christians taking offense at others comments. you are a porn website that does a lot of parody art of every subject and being imaginable. you being here, makes you as much a sinner as the rest of us, so stop throwing stones. and you are not going to be converting anyone on a porn site.
my personal view: believe whatever you want to believe, worship whoever and whatever you want to worship, but dont go ramming it down other people's throats. you came here same as the rest of us for the same reasons. to look at pictures, and get your rocks off. dont take offense at anti religious comments, because responding just leads to a shit ton of arguing and no one has fun. so take a breath, laugh at a parody, and move on. this isnt a church, and comments are not dicks, you dont have to take it so hard.
*heads over to browse the fire emblem three houses section*
Anonymous31: Silly boy, dinosaurs nevr existed. Earth is only 10 thousand years old. And there was a big flood and Noah but every creature on Earth on a SINGLE boat. And there were NO dinosaurs on that boat. And blahblahblah stupidstupidstupid etc etc etc.
Anonymous34: Can we PLEASE just fap to the angels? …. Not to mention hope that the cutie getting railed in on some Depo-Provera equivalent so we don’t get any more Nephilim running around (whether giant and savage or more angelic/just plain uncanny).
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There is no single, universally recognized "canon" title for the specific act of the angel rolling away the stone in the Bible. It is considered a part of the broader Resurrection narrative or the Empty Tomb event.
While it has no technical name, it is commonly referred to in theological and biblical studies as:
*The Rolling Away of the Stone: The most common descriptive phrase, used to identify the specific scene in Matthew 28:2.
*The Opening of the Tomb: Described as a divine act representing victory over death and the barrier between God and humanity.
*The Great Earthquake/Angel’s Descent: Matthew 28:2 explicitly links the arrival of the angel, a violent earthquake, and the moving of the stone.
What's this you say? A Paheal fan who's a Bible buff? Naturally! The more you know these things, the better you enjoy your blasphemy. XD
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Also, I understand the usefulness of their little armor skirts.
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I'm so using it with my boss when the holiday is over! Hello, raise.
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Matthew's a great PR man for his Savior.
Happy Easter!
@Feathery_Duck: Look at this braindead faggot using ChatGPT instead to answer a simple question that could have been answered with just one one word. Brown people are so dumb they need AI to teach them how a read a 2000 years old book. Pathetic.
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There is no rule
34 of Danhausen.
Therefore... YOU
ARE ............
CURSED !!!!!!!!!
Every. Single. Time.
easter will not redeem these vile sinners and hellbound they will arrive sooner rather than later.
Jesus died on the cross so fucks like these cannot do Satan's bidding and unleash bile onto this wonderful planet.
eat shit and die all who disagree. get kirked up the road and your blood will spill as wine just as the son of god's did, upon this earth to wash the world of their sins.
the angels are hot
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I guess it's like biblically accurate angels. No respect for the classics! (joke)
Cry more christfag.
same bitches dont realise that politics decides wether or not they can even watch porn
just a reminder
@Anonymous: Oh boo hoo, crybaby. You're getting your political/religious discussion here whether you like it or not, so better deal with it.
>fag
These two things don't go together
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And laugh at the parody holiday porn.
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That's #Christianity but your mythological super hero has lamer powers than any Jedi.
#JesusChrist wasn't White. He wasn't Straight. He wasn't even Christian. If he was real, which he wasn't, he would NOT be on America's side. He'd be getting bombed by #DonaldTrump right now.
Grow the fuck up.
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>Referencing Star Wars capeshit to discuss politics
>Telling others on this site "Grow up"
That lack of self-awareness of your post is astounded. You're either a retarded fat roastie or a retarded soy drinking cuck.
I think I'll do the opposite & not "grow up." Thanks for playing, femcel
im not religious, my mom was extreme religious, so i had to memorize that stuff. to all you bible thumping christians taking offense at others comments. you are a porn website that does a lot of parody art of every subject and being imaginable. you being here, makes you as much a sinner as the rest of us, so stop throwing stones. and you are not going to be converting anyone on a porn site.
my personal view: believe whatever you want to believe, worship whoever and whatever you want to worship, but dont go ramming it down other people's throats. you came here same as the rest of us for the same reasons. to look at pictures, and get your rocks off. dont take offense at anti religious comments, because responding just leads to a shit ton of arguing and no one has fun. so take a breath, laugh at a parody, and move on. this isnt a church, and comments are not dicks, you dont have to take it so hard.
*heads over to browse the fire emblem three houses section*