d-feather: @Anonymous: Except his head is plastered onto a muscular body because reasons.
@Anonymous: Lincoln fucking the guard's ass instead of the other way around would be a welcome change of pace, not gonna lie. And I don't even care that it involves two of the same characters that only the guy who got this cares about.
Anonymous3(2): @d-feather: Not exactly. No one cares about the guard, except for the guy who commissioned this. UnderratedHero certainly doesn't- I would know, I follow him on all the sites and subscribe to his Patreon.
But Lincoln, on the other hand? WE ALL LOVE HIM! Literally- the TLH fandom is huge- and Lincoln is one of the favorites- and certainly the one who most of the shipping is based around. There's a reason nearly every Loud House ship has "coln" in it. Even the ones that don't have Lincoln involved originally often will involve him anyway, depending on the artists/fanfic writers interpretation. Darsa (Darcy x Lisa) + Lincoln = Darsacoln! Saluna (Sam x Luna, duh!) + Lincoln = Salunacoln! Luaggie (Luan x Maggie, one of the most popular ships- and one of the only two insanely popular non-Lincoln ships, along with Saluna- Darsa doesn't get enough love) + Lincoln = Luaggiecoln!
Of course, many of these ships gave us some amazing OCs. Lisacoln gave us Lulu Loud! Samcoln gave us Lina Loud! Lunacoln gave us Lyra Loud AND Lemy Loud! Luancoln gave us Liby Loud! Maggiecoln gave us Gloom Loud! And of course, the outlier, aided by Lisa's science- Luaggie, which gave us Lois Loud! They are all such cuties!
Personally, in one of my normal AUs, I ship myself with Liby, and we are later joined by Jamie Loud (Taylorcoln/ Bully QT x Lincoln) and Darna Loud (Stellacoln).
In another one of my normal AUs, Liby and I inadvertently attract Axel's (Lois's boyfriend) attention, and he soon convinces Lois that they should join us- Lois is putty in his hands, since she can't think properly when her cutie (Axel) is around. But it's not like Lois didn't find Liby cute before- they are Lincoln's kids, after all- sibling romance is in their blood! In this au, after some time, after witnessing yet another one of Lois and Ronda's epic feuds, Liby, Axel, and I decide that Ronda just needs some love (she is an orphan, and has no family or real friends). So, we invite her to hang out with us (she agrees on the condition that she gets to bully Axel later- he is reluctant, but I wink at him- making him remember that if we do this right, Ronda will join our romance and bullying will no longer be possible). So Liby and I head to the arcade with Ronda (she complains about how the arcade is "for nerds"- Liby starts to refute this, but I change the subject, to prevent the plan from going awry). So we get there, and I by popcorn/snacks for us- Ronda insists on extra candy (good thing I'm rich, lol). So we take our seats as the trailers start. I text Axel "where in the name of Ace Savvy are you? The plan won't work unless Lois starts to like Ronda too!" Axel responds "2 minutes away. Lois insisted on buying me nachos and ice cream- you know how she is, there's no stopping her!" Soon, the two join us. Lois and Ronda are- uh- not happy to see each other, let's go with that. But before an argument can begin- the movie starts. Strategically, Axel picks the aisle seat, and Liby and I pick the furthest away of the four seats (Liby loves to sit on my lap, which, full disclosure- makes me melt with joy every time it happens!). This forces Lois and Ronda to take the middle seats- the tension is palpable. I look at Axel- he seems just as nervous as I am. Thankfully, Liby has it handled- she had picked the only movie Lois and Ronda would both enjoy: Bullies vs Magicians- A New Threat Emerges (it was a lucky break for us that this movie had just come out). As Liby predicted- she's always right (she's pretty smart, and because she loves being a detective, she can always figure out how people will react to something- even before it happens)- Lois and Ronda begin bonding over the movie! Axel and I can finally relax, lol. Once the movie is over, the three of us (Axel, Liby, and me) are shocked to see that Ronda is crying into Lois's shirt- Lois can't decide wherever to be sad for Ronda, angry that her shirt is now soaked, or flattered that Ronda secretly doesn't hate her as much as she claimed previously. We come over, and help Lois comfort Ronda. As Liby predicted- bonding with Lois has brought out Ronda's other feelings- which is mostly sadness, due to her life situation. Liby looks at me, and I interrupt Ronda's crying "Hey, don't cry Ronda! After all- you've got us! Wanna know a secret?" Ronda wipes her tears "What? Are you going to tell the whole school how I cried? Story of my life." I laugh. "No- not at all! We want you to join our romance- providing Lois is okay with it, of course." Ronda's jaw drops. We all look towards Lois. Lois decides to have a little fun with this- it's Lois, what do you expect? Lois smiles "Well, I will admit, Ronda does have a pretty sexy body. So- if I do say yes, Ronda has to remember- she belongs to us. That means- no more bullying, full acceptance of April Fools Day,-" Liby interjects "I second that!" Lois continues "and she has to partake in all our fun activities! Including our 'sleepovers'- you guys think she can handle it?" Axel responds "Hey, if I can handle the amount of 'fun' all of us have with each other and the rest of your family- Ronda shouldn't have a problem!" Ronda, intrigued, asks "What kind of fun we talking? Kissing? Making out? Sex?" Lois, Liby, and Axel can't help but laugh at this. Holding back my own laughter, I explain "That's the understatement of the century, Ronda. Don't you know what the Louds are famous for? Why do you think there are so many kids all living together- with all their moms and Lincoln? You realize Lincoln and one of his sisters- well really, lovers, are everyone's parents, right? Like, literally- everyone save for Lois, Gloom, Reina, Bobby Jr., Bed, Lina, Jamie, and Darna were born after Lincoln impregnated his sister! Loan, Leina, Lyra, Liby, Lyle, Lacy, Lynn III, Lupa, Lemy, Lizy, Leia, and Lulu- all of them! And even out of the rest- Gloom, Reina, Bobby Jr., Jamie, and Darna are all Lincoln's- only Lois is not a direct descendant of Lincoln. And Bed- but she's adopted, so that's different." Ronda looks confused "Uh, okay? But how does that answer my question?" I start to answer, but struggle- thankfully, Axel jumps in "The Louds are famous for having lots of sex- like nonstop. There are no rules- Lisa's government connections ensure that there will be no legal problems from the kids having sex with each other and the others." Liby smiles "Couldn't have said it better myself, Axely. You're a real catch- I'm glad Lois discovered you!" Ronda frowns. I notice and ask "What's wrong, Ronda?" Ronda holds back her tears and explains "The Louds have such a loving family, and have even let you and Axel join them. I'm so jealous- I'll never have that!" Lois rolls her eyes "You're kidding, right? One of us- means ONE OF US! If you join our romance- you're a Loud. It's automatic- you can even come stay with us- if you don't mind lots of sex and cuddling after!" Ronda, for the first time since we met her- actually smiles. "Really, Lois? You're the best. I'm so sorry I bullied you! Please let me join!" Lois grins "Well, come and show me then, tough girl!" Ronda doesn't hesitate- she turns to Lois and begins making out with her. Lois, always down for some 'fun', reciprocates in equal force. Axel and I stand there, mystified- with our dicks becoming increasingly harder. But Liby, always the observant detective, points out "Uh, guys? We're in an empty movie theater- the staff will come in to clean within the next 5-10 minutes. Remember how Lincoln had to bribe the school after what Lupa, Lemy, and Lyra did in the janitors supply room?" I take a deep breath "Fair enough, Liby. Come on, let's head home and continue this there! Plus, I'm sure Ronda will be happy to learn that we have flavored lube- it'll make sucking on each others parts even more fun!" We all head home, excited for a long, sex-filled evening.
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@Anonymous: Lincoln fucking the guard's ass instead of the other way around would be a welcome change of pace, not gonna lie. And I don't even care that it involves two of the same characters that only the guy who got this cares about.
But Lincoln, on the other hand? WE ALL LOVE HIM! Literally- the TLH fandom is huge- and Lincoln is one of the favorites- and certainly the one who most of the shipping is based around. There's a reason nearly every Loud House ship has "coln" in it. Even the ones that don't have Lincoln involved originally often will involve him anyway, depending on the artists/fanfic writers interpretation. Darsa (Darcy x Lisa) + Lincoln = Darsacoln! Saluna (Sam x Luna, duh!) + Lincoln = Salunacoln! Luaggie (Luan x Maggie, one of the most popular ships- and one of the only two insanely popular non-Lincoln ships, along with Saluna- Darsa doesn't get enough love) + Lincoln = Luaggiecoln!
Of course, many of these ships gave us some amazing OCs. Lisacoln gave us Lulu Loud! Samcoln gave us Lina Loud! Lunacoln gave us Lyra Loud AND Lemy Loud! Luancoln gave us Liby Loud! Maggiecoln gave us Gloom Loud! And of course, the outlier, aided by Lisa's science- Luaggie, which gave us Lois Loud! They are all such cuties!
Personally, in one of my normal AUs, I ship myself with Liby, and we are later joined by Jamie Loud (Taylorcoln/ Bully QT x Lincoln) and Darna Loud (Stellacoln).
In another one of my normal AUs, Liby and I inadvertently attract Axel's (Lois's boyfriend) attention, and he soon convinces Lois that they should join us- Lois is putty in his hands, since she can't think properly when her cutie (Axel) is around. But it's not like Lois didn't find Liby cute before- they are Lincoln's kids, after all- sibling romance is in their blood! In this au, after some time, after witnessing yet another one of Lois and Ronda's epic feuds, Liby, Axel, and I decide that Ronda just needs some love (she is an orphan, and has no family or real friends). So, we invite her to hang out with us (she agrees on the condition that she gets to bully Axel later- he is reluctant, but I wink at him- making him remember that if we do this right, Ronda will join our romance and bullying will no longer be possible). So Liby and I head to the arcade with Ronda (she complains about how the arcade is "for nerds"- Liby starts to refute this, but I change the subject, to prevent the plan from going awry). So we get there, and I by popcorn/snacks for us- Ronda insists on extra candy (good thing I'm rich, lol). So we take our seats as the trailers start. I text Axel "where in the name of Ace Savvy are you? The plan won't work unless Lois starts to like Ronda too!" Axel responds "2 minutes away. Lois insisted on buying me nachos and ice cream- you know how she is, there's no stopping her!" Soon, the two join us. Lois and Ronda are- uh- not happy to see each other, let's go with that. But before an argument can begin- the movie starts. Strategically, Axel picks the aisle seat, and Liby and I pick the furthest away of the four seats (Liby loves to sit on my lap, which, full disclosure- makes me melt with joy every time it happens!). This forces Lois and Ronda to take the middle seats- the tension is palpable. I look at Axel- he seems just as nervous as I am. Thankfully, Liby has it handled- she had picked the only movie Lois and Ronda would both enjoy: Bullies vs Magicians- A New Threat Emerges (it was a lucky break for us that this movie had just come out). As Liby predicted- she's always right (she's pretty smart, and because she loves being a detective, she can always figure out how people will react to something- even before it happens)- Lois and Ronda begin bonding over the movie! Axel and I can finally relax, lol. Once the movie is over, the three of us (Axel, Liby, and me) are shocked to see that Ronda is crying into Lois's shirt- Lois can't decide wherever to be sad for Ronda, angry that her shirt is now soaked, or flattered that Ronda secretly doesn't hate her as much as she claimed previously. We come over, and help Lois comfort Ronda. As Liby predicted- bonding with Lois has brought out Ronda's other feelings- which is mostly sadness, due to her life situation. Liby looks at me, and I interrupt Ronda's crying "Hey, don't cry Ronda! After all- you've got us! Wanna know a secret?" Ronda wipes her tears "What? Are you going to tell the whole school how I cried? Story of my life." I laugh. "No- not at all! We want you to join our romance- providing Lois is okay with it, of course." Ronda's jaw drops. We all look towards Lois. Lois decides to have a little fun with this- it's Lois, what do you expect? Lois smiles "Well, I will admit, Ronda does have a pretty sexy body. So- if I do say yes, Ronda has to remember- she belongs to us. That means- no more bullying, full acceptance of April Fools Day,-" Liby interjects "I second that!" Lois continues "and she has to partake in all our fun activities! Including our 'sleepovers'- you guys think she can handle it?" Axel responds "Hey, if I can handle the amount of 'fun' all of us have with each other and the rest of your family- Ronda shouldn't have a problem!" Ronda, intrigued, asks "What kind of fun we talking? Kissing? Making out? Sex?" Lois, Liby, and Axel can't help but laugh at this. Holding back my own laughter, I explain "That's the understatement of the century, Ronda. Don't you know what the Louds are famous for? Why do you think there are so many kids all living together- with all their moms and Lincoln? You realize Lincoln and one of his sisters- well really, lovers, are everyone's parents, right? Like, literally- everyone save for Lois, Gloom, Reina, Bobby Jr., Bed, Lina, Jamie, and Darna were born after Lincoln impregnated his sister! Loan, Leina, Lyra, Liby, Lyle, Lacy, Lynn III, Lupa, Lemy, Lizy, Leia, and Lulu- all of them! And even out of the rest- Gloom, Reina, Bobby Jr., Jamie, and Darna are all Lincoln's- only Lois is not a direct descendant of Lincoln. And Bed- but she's adopted, so that's different." Ronda looks confused "Uh, okay? But how does that answer my question?" I start to answer, but struggle- thankfully, Axel jumps in "The Louds are famous for having lots of sex- like nonstop. There are no rules- Lisa's government connections ensure that there will be no legal problems from the kids having sex with each other and the others." Liby smiles "Couldn't have said it better myself, Axely. You're a real catch- I'm glad Lois discovered you!" Ronda frowns. I notice and ask "What's wrong, Ronda?" Ronda holds back her tears and explains "The Louds have such a loving family, and have even let you and Axel join them. I'm so jealous- I'll never have that!" Lois rolls her eyes "You're kidding, right? One of us- means ONE OF US! If you join our romance- you're a Loud. It's automatic- you can even come stay with us- if you don't mind lots of sex and cuddling after!" Ronda, for the first time since we met her- actually smiles. "Really, Lois? You're the best. I'm so sorry I bullied you! Please let me join!" Lois grins "Well, come and show me then, tough girl!" Ronda doesn't hesitate- she turns to Lois and begins making out with her. Lois, always down for some 'fun', reciprocates in equal force. Axel and I stand there, mystified- with our dicks becoming increasingly harder. But Liby, always the observant detective, points out "Uh, guys? We're in an empty movie theater- the staff will come in to clean within the next 5-10 minutes. Remember how Lincoln had to bribe the school after what Lupa, Lemy, and Lyra did in the janitors supply room?" I take a deep breath "Fair enough, Liby. Come on, let's head home and continue this there! Plus, I'm sure Ronda will be happy to learn that we have flavored lube- it'll make sucking on each others parts even more fun!" We all head home, excited for a long, sex-filled evening.