CM672: Let's see, sex with a smurf alien that's gonna jack into your brain and do who knows what, then steal your DNA to produce a frakking clone or a intimate encounter with a girl that is literally willing to risk her own life just to please you, on the battlefield and in the bedroom.
Anonymous13: Arguing canon events involving what's basically a "choose your own adventure" story is retarded.
and rastifan, Joker is too frail for such activities. If he whines when a woman grips his arm too tightly, he would certainly not be able to take a virgin alien's pussy squeezing his frail cock. It would break.
Anonymous18: @A4, um, I think you've got it backwards dude. Tali is the one with a weak immune system... you're the one giving her diseases. And I'm the one feeding a troll =/
Anonymous22: Fworr! Seeing fit boy clothed tight above the hips, and nough but tight unclothed powerful legs and hot cock is about as kinky as it gets for me ;) It's phit. In fact, i'm not wearing anything below my hips, nought clothes me at all besides this 7-year-old-size pufferjacket.
It is the first time I have used such for being kinky with... it's pretty fucking sexy clothing my chest... it hugs my bod intimately and it leaves the hips unclothed and its thick and abit shiny like latex or leather, and it's vividly red, which for some reason makes it even hornier!
Anonymous28: uhh, Liara is 15 in asari years and falls for you after one conversation. She tells you she's a virgin, that she's barely more than a child, and tells you her colleagues often disregard her prothean theories because SHE IS SO IMMATURE, SHEPARD. Fact.
I wonder what type of person the writers were trying to appeal to when they wrote these characterizations.
And Tali wasn't even intended to be a romance option. Fact. Saying "Fact" after a sentence makes you seem legitimate regardless of the quantity of shit you're spewing. Fact.
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Having sex with Tali is like sticking your dick into a blender. :)
Oh yeah, that's totally a tough decision.
Taliban are shiteaters and Tali is dead.
This is canon biatches.
and rastifan, Joker is too frail for such activities. If he whines when a woman grips his arm too tightly, he would certainly not be able to take a virgin alien's pussy squeezing his frail cock. It would break.
It is the first time I have used such for being kinky with... it's pretty fucking sexy clothing my chest... it hugs my bod intimately and it leaves the hips unclothed and its thick and abit shiny like latex or leather, and it's vividly red, which for some reason makes it even hornier!
I wonder what type of person the writers were trying to appeal to when they wrote these characterizations.
And Tali wasn't even intended to be a romance option. Fact. Saying "Fact" after a sentence makes you seem legitimate regardless of the quantity of shit you're spewing. Fact.