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Anonymous1: I'M A SHAAAARK
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Soemele: Necks are for sheep!
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Anonymous2: dun dun DUN dun dun dun DUN dun dun DUN dun dun.
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Suomynona: SUCK HIS DIIIIIICK!

This reminds me; I once saw a variation where an anthropomorphic female shark singing "I'M A SHAAAAAARK, I'LL SUCK YOUR DIIIIIIICK!" while trying to suck some poor guy's dick. Anyone got it?
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Anonymous3: Lol. Props Soemele. 'I'm proud to be the sheperd of this herd of sharks.'
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Anonymous4: Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank.
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Soemele: AWESOME. Awesome to the max.
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Anonymous5(3): Don't you worry about planet express, let me worry about blank.
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Anonymous6(4): Package delivery!?! Oh god..... THAT'S PERFECT!
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Anonymous7(4): Blank? BLANK!?! You're not looking at the big picture!!!
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Anonymous8: Believe it or not, I have more important things to do today than laugh and clap my hands.

...er, reschedule.
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Anonymous9(4): I may have only one stock of Planet Kajiggers but I'm entitled to vote like everyone else!
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Soemele: Because Scruffy believes in this company! *sniff*
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Anonymous10(4): You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
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Soemele: HOLY SHIT I JUST NOTICED THAT SHARK HAS A SIDEWAYS COCK JUST LIKE YAHTZEE
Also, can we get this featured?
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Anonymous11(8): I'll be whatever I wanna do!
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Anonymous12(4): "PLANET EXPRESS 5TOCKHOLDERS MEETING"
Good thing I noticed the similar shapes.
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Anonymous13(3): Call me Booger-blaster... I'll blast a booger so hard-
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Suomynona: Put a bastard in it, you crap!

*slapslapslap*
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Soemele: Push the retaliate button.

ANY BUTTON, THEY ALL RETALIATE!
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Anonymous14: Rape sharks... so that's why i never wanted to swim out too far.
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Anonymous15: This still cracks me up.
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Anonymous16: He'll suck your dick, but it's not a good idea.
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evilpika: NO SHELLFISH
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Savage: Suomynona: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/77219?search=Singing_Shark
if you haven't seen it already
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Stainless-the-demon: I'm just gonna say it! Which is worse getting eaten by a shark or getting raped by a shark.
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Anonymous17: @Stainless-the-demon: I'll say raped cause atleast if you get eaten you'll sound cool to your friends
"you survived a shark attack cool"
Raped they'll just make fun of you for the rest of your life
"dude you just got raped by a shark that's hilarious"
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