Au_clair_de_la_lune: The Battle For The Pokeball
To the hell, May vomited her Pokebal. She had been busy with the Pokeball for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dead dog cuddle or an attractive and successful African massage from her lover Vegeta.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her retarded Vegeta appeared at the door, grinning happily.
"Put down the Pokeball," Vegeta said furiously. "Unless you want me to kiss that Pokebal on your big ass."
May put down the Pokeball. She was fat. She had never seen Vegeta so homo before and it made her stupid.
Vegeta picked up the Pokebal, and then withdrew magma from his huge tits. "Don't be so fat," Vegeta said with a homo grimace. "A Megalon bit my mutilated penis this morning, and everything became shitty. Now with this Pokebal and this magma I can furiously rule the world!"
May clutched her crazy as fuck mutilated penis sexualy. This was her lover, her retarded Vegeta, now staring at her with a homo huge tits.
"Fight it!" May shouted. "The Megalon just wants the Pokeball for his own retarded devices! He doesn't love you, not the dead dog way I do!"
May could see Vegeta trembling sexually. May reached out her big ass and touched Vegeta's huge tits furiously. She was retarded, so retarded, but she knew only her crazy as fuck love for Vegeta would break the Megalon's spell.
Sure enough, Vegeta dropped the Pokeball with a think. "Oh, May," he squealed. "I'm so dead dogs, can you ever forgive me?"
But May had already moved to the hell. So fucking badass, she pressed her big ass into Vegeta's huge tits. And as they fell together in a shitty fit of love, the Pokebal lay on the floor, stupid and forgotten.
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To the hell, May vomited her Pokebal. She had been busy with the Pokeball for hours and now wanted nothing more than a dead dog cuddle or an attractive and successful African massage from her lover Vegeta.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her retarded Vegeta appeared at the door, grinning happily.
"Put down the Pokeball," Vegeta said furiously. "Unless you want me to kiss that Pokebal on your big ass."
May put down the Pokeball. She was fat. She had never seen Vegeta so homo before and it made her stupid.
Vegeta picked up the Pokebal, and then withdrew magma from his huge tits. "Don't be so fat," Vegeta said with a homo grimace. "A Megalon bit my mutilated penis this morning, and everything became shitty. Now with this Pokebal and this magma I can furiously rule the world!"
May clutched her crazy as fuck mutilated penis sexualy. This was her lover, her retarded Vegeta, now staring at her with a homo huge tits.
"Fight it!" May shouted. "The Megalon just wants the Pokeball for his own retarded devices! He doesn't love you, not the dead dog way I do!"
May could see Vegeta trembling sexually. May reached out her big ass and touched Vegeta's huge tits furiously. She was retarded, so retarded, but she knew only her crazy as fuck love for Vegeta would break the Megalon's spell.
Sure enough, Vegeta dropped the Pokeball with a think. "Oh, May," he squealed. "I'm so dead dogs, can you ever forgive me?"
But May had already moved to the hell. So fucking badass, she pressed her big ass into Vegeta's huge tits. And as they fell together in a shitty fit of love, the Pokebal lay on the floor, stupid and forgotten.
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I mean we're all looking at fictional characters so we all are messed up
But you good sir. Are fucked up beyond any of us. And i urge you too see a psychiatrist. Also it's very funny.