Rule 34

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UploaderAnonymous,
TagsAutomated_Turret, Chell, Portal
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Anonymous1: That is my 34 face.
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Anonymous2: this has to be featured. i dont even care
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MrAnon: Wow, that's a big dick.
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Anonymous3: It had to fit the hole.
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Anonymous4: "I don't blame you ..."
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Anonymous5(3): Thanks. It would be totally unrealistic otherwise:)
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Anonymous6: critical error...
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Knives: Agree. Featurefeaturefeature.
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Shmooza: one of these days you'll see these in toysRus
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Anonymous7: So ronery
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Anonymous8: Um. . .
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Witchan: Strange.
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Anonymous9: Now you're thinking with portals.
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Anonymous10: I think this would be a neat trap for guys. Put a flesh-light instead of the eye. If it's fucked and not deactivated yet, the guy dies. Simple as that.
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Anonycat: Fun fact: The source field is not just "your name here", it's so that people can find the original on the Internet.
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Anonymous11: Chell can't talk, she has no teeth so it would be incoherent noise.
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Anonymous12: FEATURE PLEASE, I DON'T EVEN CARE IF IT'S A TRAP!
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Anonymous13: No hard feelings
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Anonymous14: and the turret cried itself to sleep every night for the rest of its eternal life.
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Anonymous15: Whyyyyyy?
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Anonymous16: just... no. just no.
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Anonymous17: That's the turrents eye. O___o
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jaycro: i felt bad killin those things
now i can feel bad raping them
YAY
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Anonymous18: but..
chell is mute :I
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Anonymous19: Anon16: She's not mute, she just chooses not to speak. In Portal 2 however, she's mute because she's become mentally retarded and has forgotten how to speak.
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Anonymous20: Wish so bad I was this turret...
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Anonymous21: Damned futanari fans!
(soviet Russia language)
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Anonymous22: @Anonymous: Me too
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Anonymous23: This is a turret with a broken sensor and make up being raped by a (assumed) mental she-male.
Any questions, class?
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Anonymous24: this made me lol!

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