Anonymous7: @TheCastleman: @Anonymous: I knew that, from the first few lines, though he missed the Black Knight's headbutting, and, kicking Dirk, after He'd removed his arms. Still interesting, though, how many reference old Comedy/Comedians, even TODAY! Also, cut down/out, the blood, and, this is, for ME, nearly Perfect. I know there probably was a Dragon's Lair comic out at the time, but, one in this genre, would have been, TRULY EPIC!
Anonymous8(7): Also, whipping her bloody, no way. Fucking her in every hole she's got that she's not looking out of, or, breathing through, Hell, Yeah!!!
Dirk: Victory is mine!
Black Knight: No, it's not!
*Dirk cuts off the Knight's left arm*
Dirk: Now, victory is truly mine!
Black Knight: No, it's not!
Dirk: You got no arms left, you stupid bastard!
Black Knight: Come on, fight!
*Dirks cuts off both of the Knight's legs*
Dirk: Now that I have vanquished this foe, I-
Black Knight: Why did you stop fighting?
Dirk: Oh, come on! What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'll bite your legs off!
Dirk: Whatever.
*Dirk lets Daphne loose and they both walk away together*
Black Knight: Yeah, that's right! Run away, you chicken!
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