Anonymous1: Mark: You want to explain to me what you’re doing here?
Anissa: I CAME LOOKIN FOR BREEDIN…
Mark: You came looking to procreate
with me: son of The Viltrum Emperor???
Anissa: AH NAH… I-I ain’t coming for no little sons! I ain’t got no bedtime, no toys, *nothin’.* I came lookin’ for MAN’S DICK!
Mark: A man’s dick? Excuse me?
Anissa: Oh I know who you are, Mark Grayson, but see I-I calls ya’s ‘Dick Grayson’. I’ve been looking you this entire time. So you can go ahead and bring them Guardians and Cecil is meeting for you back inside. It don't make me no difference.
Anissa: Now, I tell you what… I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this The Human Way, or we can do it “The Viltrumite Way” the chaws is yawwwws.
Mark: Well I don’t think you and I won’t be doing anything, ANY kind of Way.
Anissa: OKAY. I…I see you choosing
The Viltrumite Way.
Mark: OK stop, this isn’t happening. I need get to The Pentagon before all hell breaks loos-
Anissa: YOU GON MAKE ME RUIN THA DICK, Mark!
Mark: No, Please!
Anissa: I’m…I’M A SOULJA!!!!!
Anonymous4: @HiddenD: it’s fun and games, until it happens to YOU. Prepare your anus, fag. You getting raped!! unattractive and unsuccessful African filth!
Anissa: I CAME LOOKIN FOR BREEDIN…
Mark: You came looking to procreate
with me: son of The Viltrum Emperor???
Anissa: AH NAH… I-I ain’t coming for no little sons! I ain’t got no bedtime, no toys, *nothin’.* I came lookin’ for MAN’S DICK!
Mark: A man’s dick? Excuse me?
Anissa: Oh I know who you are, Mark Grayson, but see I-I calls ya’s ‘Dick Grayson’. I’ve been looking you this entire time. So you can go ahead and bring them Guardians and Cecil is meeting for you back inside. It don't make me no difference.
Anissa: Now, I tell you what… I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this The Human Way, or we can do it “The Viltrumite Way” the chaws is yawwwws.
Mark: Well I don’t think you and I won’t be doing anything, ANY kind of Way.
Anissa: OKAY. I…I see you choosing
The Viltrumite Way.
Mark: OK stop, this isn’t happening. I need get to The Pentagon before all hell breaks loos-
Anissa: YOU GON MAKE ME RUIN THA DICK, Mark!
Mark: No, Please!
Anissa: I’m…I’M A SOULJA!!!!!
Mark: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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@Anonymous: If satire, that shit against anon4 was golden. Otherwise, you contradict yourself.