Andrealphus: It's funny, but... Why do they all have human-like penises? Except for their color scheme, they have the same global shape, most notably the tip and the foreskin.
Of course, undead one is logical, and dwarven and gnomish ones might be considered so, since the global bodyshapes are close and there are no appearant physiological differences (compared with BE and NE glowing eyes, for example). But still, you do not have to be in beastiality to know that animal penises are quite different from human ones. So, why so many species would all have the same shapes? (the same goes for your pussy shots, go see a few pics of cows and bitches organs).
Anonymous4: Couldn't see the thumbnail on this one, I clicked on it going "please dont let it be wangs, please dont let it be wangs, nowangsnowangsnowangsDAMMIT!"
Andrealphus: @ChaosWolf: Of course cows throw lightning-bolts. Yours don't? ;-)
But, honestly, while I can understand your argument... well, I don't know if you've got the expression in English, but, in French RPG, we have "TGCM", which means "Shut up, it's magic" (well, TG stands for "Ta gueule", so it is more agressive, more like "Shut your yap", I believe). This is used for any situation where standard, realistic rules are completely ignored for some situation where we could expect realistic rules to apply. Obviously, this is not used for the invocation of demons or the existence of cyberspace, but for things such as the fact that space battles in Star Wars are noisy or that Aragorn and Legolas (at least in the movie) can run for days onwards without getting dirty (after all, one's a ranger, the other's a wood elf, so, obviously, they are protected from dirt... yeah, right). While mainly used for trivial things, it sometimes apply to more important situations, where it often becomes an actual plausibility problem.
Well, my point here is that, while this explanation is, indeed, valid in some contexts (and WoW is one), it is still a way for people not to bother with details and explanations. So, I still think it would be interesting to have something more original, more "realistic", for the males, and perhaps even the females, of inhuman races (in WoW and other settings).
Anonymous5: That's fun to read, but you're not going to get anything out of that one anymore, he's already made his snippity reparteé and established his illu-- image of witty coolness.
Anonymous22: Interesting that most WoW races appearently went through the same dark age of ignorance like the US did around 200 years ago and still haven't recovered.
Massive facepalm here.
Anonymous23: My fantasy is to use magic to control a Stormwind guard to dance naked, just imagine those big balls swinging as he dances, completely humiliated, heheh.
But yeah, the human dick isn't nearly big enough, and what's happened to the Orc's balls?!
I'd use it on my own blood elf mage, nothing would make my day, scratch that, my YEAR more than having his robes fall off and watching him dance helplessly in Org XD
Anonymous35: how come the draenei's cock isn't bigger? i know draenei have big thick floppy cocks, my boyfriend plays one and i check out his characters bulge all the time ;D
Avina: ive never heard of a troll player talking about how big their dicks are, that's generally every guy in existence(especially draenei, tauren, worgen).
maybe there is something they're hiding XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anonymous50: I hate how there are so few pictures with a Blood Elf that has an uncut cock. I blame Americans and their circumcision obsession. Most guys here are intact, unless they need it done for some religious or medical reason (for the record, I'm in Australia).
P.S. This is awesome, does anyone know the source? I'd like to see full-body naked height/size comparisons of each WoW race, with both genders. I've seen it done at least 3 times already for D&D.
Anonymous52: I agree with 49. the level of circumcision is odd, considering that there would be very little reason to do it in Warcraft. as far as size comparison, I don't think these are to scale. Think about it. The tauren is only like an inch longer than gnome in this. I think that it's all relative to body size. so the trolls have an abnormally large schlong compared to their body size. At the same time gnome is probably like 3 inches while tauren is like a foot and a half.
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Also.. dat undead dick.. <3
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Of course, undead one is logical, and dwarven and gnomish ones might be considered so, since the global bodyshapes are close and there are no appearant physiological differences (compared with BE and NE glowing eyes, for example). But still, you do not have to be in beastiality to know that animal penises are quite different from human ones. So, why so many species would all have the same shapes? (the same goes for your pussy shots, go see a few pics of cows and bitches organs).
Still, a nice idea.
I imagine being humanoid and in a magical world factors into the similarity, man.
Or do cows regularly talk and throw lightning-bolts where you come from?
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But, honestly, while I can understand your argument... well, I don't know if you've got the expression in English, but, in French RPG, we have "TGCM", which means "Shut up, it's magic" (well, TG stands for "Ta gueule", so it is more agressive, more like "Shut your yap", I believe). This is used for any situation where standard, realistic rules are completely ignored for some situation where we could expect realistic rules to apply. Obviously, this is not used for the invocation of demons or the existence of cyberspace, but for things such as the fact that space battles in Star Wars are noisy or that Aragorn and Legolas (at least in the movie) can run for days onwards without getting dirty (after all, one's a ranger, the other's a wood elf, so, obviously, they are protected from dirt... yeah, right). While mainly used for trivial things, it sometimes apply to more important situations, where it often becomes an actual plausibility problem.
Well, my point here is that, while this explanation is, indeed, valid in some contexts (and WoW is one), it is still a way for people not to bother with details and explanations. So, I still think it would be interesting to have something more original, more "realistic", for the males, and perhaps even the females, of inhuman races (in WoW and other settings).
American furries, 'n all.
also lol @ draenei pubes
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Appreciate the tats though...
Massive facepalm here.
But yeah, the human dick isn't nearly big enough, and what's happened to the Orc's balls?!
I'd use it on my own blood elf mage, nothing would make my day, scratch that, my YEAR more than having his robes fall off and watching him dance helplessly in Org XD
Also: Lol, the Draenei's tentapubes.
1. Draenei/tauren to be bigger, given that they are physically bigger than the other races. (proportion?)
2. Night elf to have a piercing
3. human and orc to be a bit more hairy. (humans in WoW are clearly overloaded on testosterone)
4. Gnome to be smaller.
5. undead to have a maggot.
6. draenei have hair in the same places as humans, tentacles are... different.
And finally. the artist clearly pays a Troll. and is WAY too generous.
That Troll players always talk/draw about how their race has got to be the biggest one...
You'd think that there was something that they were hiding! XD
maybe there is something they're hiding XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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P.S. This is awesome, does anyone know the source? I'd like to see full-body naked height/size comparisons of each WoW race, with both genders. I've seen it done at least 3 times already for D&D.
Easy to see why the men of Stormwind have such cute bulges! ^*.*^
Also @ DonkeyPunch - What could be more military and masculine than manly meat? :3
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