Anonymous2(1): Not too long ago, Moot decided that he was sick of the neckbeards on /v/ bitching about the large number of Pokémon threads occupying their board so he decided he would give the /v/irgins what they wanted and created a board just for Pokémon. This was generally regarded as a good decision as it cleared the faggotry of Pokémon threads from /v/, so all of its charming residents could go back to complaining that every console sucks without the disturbance of "Pokémon alt art thread, taking requests!!!!" and "Trading thread!" every ten minutes. For some unknown reason Moot had at one point changed the page to be titled "/tr/ - Team Rocket" when clicked, resulting in /vp/'s residents calling themselves "/tr/ainers". All this had accomplished was slightly confusing a few people and giving posters on /vp/ a faggy name to call themselves. Nowadays, they have reverted to the sufficiently fitting nomenclature of "/vp/oreons", as a tribute to their favorite Pokémon. Conveniently, FAP is an almost-fitting acronym for "favorite Porkyman".
Anonymous5(1): Game Projects Destined to Never Get Done
/vp/ tried to make an official looking Porkyman game called Porkyman Sage. Eventually, the anons of /vp/ were deemed too useless, so they moved to an IRC circlejerk to spend time arguing about which pixels look good where. This is another way of saying the project died because Porkyman clover killed it.
Porkyman Clover
in 2014 They tried to make a shitty game called Porkyman Clover, which is just a palette swap of Porkyman FireRed with /s4s/ unfunny memes, drugs, reproductive organs, ethic stereotypes, stolen designs too and anime bullshit instead of Porkyman. and since 2017 is finished for making infinite cancerous generals, no matter if it's finished, it's the same shitty demo with bugs that barely fixes. The only thing notable to come out of Porkyman Clover was a lolcow named Avidraco and is making another game called 1054.
Anonymous6(1): This is an attempt to mimic the faux humour of Encyclopedia Dramatica. I do not have any relation to the website whatsoever. However, this is only just for fun and never meant to harm anyone.
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Anonymous9(1): Coach Buzzcut: Well, I was REAL GLAD to hear that, because this is Sex Education Week. That's right, SEX ED WEEK! We're gonna be talking about THE PENIS!!! We'll be talking about THE VAGINA!!! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, BUTT-HEAD?! DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES?! Yes, we're ALSO gonna be talking about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! AND... AND WE WILL DEFINITELY BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION!!!
Jonah: with 700 ping
Mr. Trap man: can I join?
*dead* The fish: vaporeon was made for sex
The fish: gardevoir to
The fish: gardevoir was made for sex
Jonah: no :(
Mr. Trap man: yes :)
The fish: vaporeon would make a good Flesh Light
Jonah: no
Mr. Trap man: yes ;)
MercenaryHK: let red win i want to turn in contravct
The fish: DEMOMAN TF2 vaporeon was made for sex
The fish: most Porkyman would be great for sex
MercenaryHK: Red please cap our intel I want to turn in the contract
The fish: Yea most water type Porkyman would be Amazing for sex
Jonah: no
Mr. Trap man: Slaking got me quaking
MercenaryHK: just for the love of god please i dont want to stay here
The fish: Floatzel would is a Porkyman that would make an amazing fleshlight'
MercenaryHK: PLEASEW
The fish: papa fez would also be amazing for sex
The fish: many water type Porkyman would make good fleshlights
Demoman tf2: I agree
Jonah: please stop saying dumbass things
Jonah: Your not even making any sense
Mr. Trap man: e
Mr. Trap man: Creamy
Jonah: fish why are you so horny
The fish: FISH
Jonah: wtf
Mr. Trap man: Lapras would be an interesting situation to be in
*Dead* MercenaryHK: please just cap the intel im dying inside
NikoNaku: no
MercenaryHK: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
The fish: Many fire type Porkyman would also be amazing for sexual behavior imagine how warm their insides would be
MercenaryHK: PLEASE JUST PICK IT UP
MercenaryHK: I WANT TO FINISH THE CONTRACT
Mr. Trap man: I am trying to think of a fire type that isn't just a furry or an animal
Jonah: please stop
Mr. Trap man: cant think of one
Jonah: good
Mr. Trap man: cinderance is good for me since i havea thing for rabbits
MercenaryHK: please just cap the intel and let red win please
The fish: Most Porkyman would be amazing fleshlights or sexual partners
Jonah: Please no more
MercenaryHK: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mr. Trap man: cap ours
MercenaryHK: NO YOU ARE CLOSER TO WINING
The fish: vaporeon would be the best Porkyman for a Flesh Light
Mr. Trap man: Technically
Mr. Trap man: Electric stimulation with water type lubrication
Kitchengun was assigned to team BLU
Jonah: PLEASE
Jonah: STOP
MercenaryHK: I never wanted to die so badly
*Dead* MercenaryHK: WHYYYYYYYYU
The fish: So what gen do you think had the most sexual Porkyman or the gen when Porkyman porn was at its peal
*Dead* MercenaryHK: I LOVE HOW YOU SAID CAP OURS WHEN YOPU HAVE A SENTRY
Mr. Trap man: not my sentry
The fish: mr trap ur truly a visionary i respect
*Dead* MercenaryHK: STOP I WANT TO END THE ROUND
The fish: Barboach would be amazing for anal
MercenaryHK: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
Mr. Trap man: Fair, the catfish slime could be collected and used for later
MercenaryHK: STOP IT AND LET ME END THE ROUND
The fish: I cam to learn from the master of Porkyman porn himselg
MercenaryHK: PLEASE CAP
The fish: self
MercenaryHK: GET ME AWAY FROM FISH!
Mr. Trap man: I wonder if salazall or however you spell it, would be good or not
The fish: nice drumming
Jonah: Leave my fucking house
*Scout dies*
The fishL I wonder if hoopa all forms would be good for sex and how it would work with all his portals
MercenaryHK: WE ALL WANT TO LEAVE
Kitchengun: why the fuck are you guys talking about sex with Porkyman.
MercenaryHK: PLEASE RED TEAM I WANNA SLEEP
The fish: you thing likitung would be good for oral and other purposes during sex
MercenaryHK: IM DONE IM KICKIJNG FISH IM NOT LETTING HIM RUIN Porkyman
*Dead* snakeroy.TTV: you guys are so horny is fucking hurts
MercenaryHK: WHERE IS HE ON TH KICK LIST
Mr. Trap man: Imagine bellsprout. thats a growable fleshlight
*Dead* MercenaryHK: i want to die so badly
*dead* The fish: oiurgiuhthiurt ghoiuhiurtghjoihjoirtfdgkjoi\
Jonah: this server is making me sad
Mr. Trap man: Gmax is made for the vore fetish
MercenaryHK: WHY JUST CAP
ray123: no
MercenaryHK: WHY
MercenaryHK: NOT
MercenaryHK: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAP THE INTEL
Mr. Trap man: Have you seen the beer belly on Gmax charizard ?
MercenaryHK: WHY NO CAP I WANT TO SLEEP
Jonah: :(
Mr. Trap man: Do you think grass type Porkyman would secretye their own lube?
*Dead* MercenaryHK: FUCK YOU IM LEAVING
ray123: NO SLEEP
/vp/ tried to make an official looking Porkyman game called Porkyman Sage. Eventually, the anons of /vp/ were deemed too useless, so they moved to an IRC circlejerk to spend time arguing about which pixels look good where. This is another way of saying the project died because Porkyman clover killed it.
Porkyman Clover
in 2014 They tried to make a shitty game called Porkyman Clover, which is just a palette swap of Porkyman FireRed with /s4s/ unfunny memes, drugs, reproductive organs, ethic stereotypes, stolen designs too and anime bullshit instead of Porkyman. and since 2017 is finished for making infinite cancerous generals, no matter if it's finished, it's the same shitty demo with bugs that barely fixes. The only thing notable to come out of Porkyman Clover was a lolcow named Avidraco and is making another game called 1054.
Dead yet again
In March 2012, ED.ch was dead not even after a year it was launched. It was dead for two days before being moved to ED.se where it has remained ever since. Apparently the cheap bastards forgot to hold up their end of the bargain for their Swiss hosts and they now moved to a Swedish server, as you would expect their article on Sweden encountered much "improvements" to appease their new hosts.
Somebody pinch me
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