Anonymous4: Why would your high school sell bagged milk? Even in Canada, we don't have bagged milk for individual consumption - it's the sort of thing that goes in your fridge in a 2L bag and sits in a little container and your pour glasses from it.
When we sell individual sized milks, they're in cartons.
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When we sell individual sized milks, they're in cartons.
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If you have anything to support this theory please don't be afraid to share it with me.
I will be comparing all given notes to my initial evidence. This could save your children!
Also, if you want to gift me Port Royale 3 on Steam, PM me telling me so...
After a long night of study I have concluded this may also affect females between the ages of 15 and 35. I will conduct an experiment over a 3-year period to see if the fertility rate in females who drink TruMoo will drop. It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! My subjects will be between the ages of 20 and 35.
I will also require women from different ethnic groups with no past health issues, STD's, or any children already, for accurate results. I shall continue studying TruMoo with non-personal tests on the male subjects.
I will also go out of the way to ask for donations...
Now wait! before you get angry at me for requesting money let me fill you in on what your donation will be going towards! which includes but is not limited to:
Carnival Cruise Lines
Six Flags AstroWorld and Seaworld
Skydive Hawaii
Shanghai Grand Hyatt Hotel
McDonald's
and many more!