Rule 34

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Anonymous1: Ass effect. title wins.
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Anonymous2: no it dont
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Anonymous3: THREESOME!
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Anonymous4: i would pick investigate that might throw in tali
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Anonymous5: has anyone actually seen what a quarian looks like? aside from 34 assumptions that is
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Anonymous6: Needs more Tali. Also why isn't this in the game?
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Sir_Anon5: Anon5: Ditto.
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fuckyou: Very Unpunny
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Anonymous7: And this is how you cure Lt Williams of her xenophobia.
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Anonymous8: ALWAYS INVESTIGATE
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Anonymous9: anon8: it's gunnery chief williams. excuse the nerd-out there. anon6, tali's face is rendered in-game, but it's a place holder. she looks like a standered grey alien with a human face scruture.
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Anonymous10: Lets do the Time warp again, lets do the Time warp again. Its a jump to the left and then a step to the right....
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Anonymous11: put your hands on your hips?
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Anonymous12(9): ...'the fuck did that have to do with anything.
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Anonymous13: Cmdr. Shepard is female. Lesbian threesome!

Or...
Investigate. Always a good option.
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Anonymous14: WHY CAN WE NOT GET INTO A THREESOME! THE CHANCE WAS RIGHT THERE! CURSE YOU, BIOWARE!
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Anonymous15: 
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Anonymous16: No, it's "Mass Erect"
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korblborp: now you're doin' it righighight..
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Anonymous17: Investigate >
-Relationship with Both Girls
-Lesbian Kiss
-Tali's Virginity
-[Renegade] I'M GOING TO POUND YOU BOTH
-[Paragon] Sorry Ladies, I'm in a relationship with Tali'Zorah
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Anonymous18: Tali a virgin? Don't make me laugh. That little space gypsy slut has probably taken in more cocks than Paris Hilton.
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Anonymous19(18): Tali a virgin? Don't make me laugh.
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Anonymous20: Massturbator Effect for me
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Anonymous21: ass effect lol
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Anonymous22: just let me set my camera up lol totally should've been renagade
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Anonymous23: i don't know if tali's a virgin, but liara definitely is--well, WAS.
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Anonymous24: It would have been awesome if I would have been given that choice!
And I would have chosen "Just let me grab my camera." :D
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Yig: What would Wrex do?
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Anonymous25: You know what Wrex would do, and they fear it.
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Anonymous26: Don't bash Tali, she's totally a virgin. Well, unless you count masturbating with engine parts...
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Anonymous27: Top Right: THREESOME!
Top Middle: Fuck Liara
Bottom Right: Fuck Ashley
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Anonymous28: Is it bad, I could only imagine there being a "I think it's time you shut up!" option?

And upon selecting it, Shepard just punches them both in the nose
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Anonymous29: @Anonymous: Bahahah! xD
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Commander_Sheaperd: In case you're wondering I got my camera and recorded this threesome in POV!

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