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Anonymous1: Woa! a HL2 Alyx pic that doesn't suck -time paradox!
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Anonymous2: And then the citadel exploded.
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Anonymous3: To bad she should be a little darker. Gordon is darker than her and her nips are pink.
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Anonymous4: ...although your choice of sofa is impeccable. It's an actual prop in HL2.
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Anonymous5: The suppression field is down! We can now demand even more Alyx porn!
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Anonymous6: Goddamn, Gordon is very buff for someone who's been in stasis for a couple of decades.
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cb218: Do you even know what stasis would, insta freeze lol
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Anonymous7(6): SHUT UP I'M BEING GAY FOR GRODON FREEMAN
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Anonymous8: Gordon can climb ladders at the speed most people run, carry several rifles and hundreds of rounds of ammo, heft oil-drum sized metal barrels full of whatever liquid, and uses a crowbar not to pry objects apart but to smash through them.

Hell yeah, he's buff.
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Anonymous9: any more like this
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Anonymous10: I would hate to say that You've been fucking on the job... lets just say your time has cum again
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Sulacu: Do your worst, Gordon. But... be careful.
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Botulism: The right cock in the wrong hole can make all the difference in the world...
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Sulacu: Oh, sheesh.. Wow! Gordon, you're a real terror...

Think it's dead? You should whack it with the crowbar just in case.
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Anonymous11: This sucks. Gorden is not buff he's a physicist wearing powered armor, and Alyx is half black half asian so should be darker.
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Anonymous12: And in half life 1, he wasn't a wuss either
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Anonymous13: "Gordon can climb ladders at the speed most people run, carry several rifles and hundreds of rounds of ammo, heft oil-drum sized metal barrels full of whatever liquid, and uses a crowbar not to pry objects apart but to smash through them.

Hell yeah, he's buff."
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Anonymous14(11): Oh gee I'm sorry I forgot to count how many barrels and rifles you carry before you get the HEV suit.

Oh wait none it's the suit that does everything.
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Anonymous15: actually you can carry heavy barrels before you get the suit in hl2
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Anonymous16(12): The suit isn't powered in the sense of lifting things, it was only meant to protect the user during experiments.
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Anonymous17: It's got a whole list of extra features that Kleiner didn't have time to read.
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Anonymous18: SHUT UP AND START FAPPING
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Anonymous19: their bodies are like 300% larger than their heads
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Sulacu: My body is at least 300 % larger than my head, too. What's your point, faggot?
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Anonymous20: my body is about 400% bigger than my head

i haz a small head and im a fatass!
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Anonymous21: Something by Dmitry that dosn't involve chicks with dicks!? I am shocked and appalled!
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Rat: needs more dickgirls
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Anonymous22: O rly?
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Anonymous23: IMA CHARGIN MA LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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Anonymous24(23): You know, gordon probably had a wife and kids back in the past. Bet now he's all like "Fuck em, they're dead ^.^"
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Anonymous25: I'm Gay for Gordon...
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Anonymous26: ^Seconded.
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Anonymous27: heh, I can just imagine the HEV being all "Artificial Hormone treatment administered"
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Anonymous28: Isn't it okay for me to want grandkids?
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Anonymous29(6): Why would Gordon be married and have kids?

He's a twenty eight year old experimental physicist, who gets to tell all the chicks 'I'm a doctor, so I'm both sexy and intelligent. You will now have sex with me.'

Think about that for a second.
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Tehpawnzorlol: In the original HL Gordon has a picture of a baby in his locker meaning A.) He's a dad or B.) It's awwwwwwrite
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Anonymous30(6): I vote that it's his love child.
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Anonymous31: is he 28? i thought he was like...40?
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Anonymous32: He's actually 27. It says it right in the beginning of half-life 1. And since he doesn't age in the stasis, he's still practically 27 in HL2.
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Anonymous33: The picture in Gordon's locker is supposed to be his nephew or niece.
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PapayaBean: I approve of this Gordan.
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Anonymous34: jesus christ hes riped for a physicist
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Anonymous35: Alyx is a nigra damnit, and Freeman is a pasty nerd!
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PunkyPunk: IMMA CHARGIN MAH COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!

(destroys monitor with cum blast)
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Anonymous36: I'm so gay for Gordon
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Anonymous37: damn i want gordons cock in my mouth
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Anonymous38: WHAT THE HELL ROFL!
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Anonymous39: omg Anonymous37, you assume yourself as well, faggot!
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Anonymous40: Anon35, are you from the past?
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S2X: "Come on Gordon, pump that thang'!"
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Anonymous41: GORDEN FREEMAN WAS ON DAY SECKS WITH GURL
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Anonymous42: DAY SECKS GURL MOANED AT TOP OF LUNG
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SchlickOrDie: Fuck, people! Gordon's a damn science nerd with a fancy suit, not a fuckin' body builder.
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Anonymous43: my name is gordanfreeman and i just blew up alyx's prostate
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Anonymous44: http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/dmitrys/14281
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Frezux: Still the best HL fan-art
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Anonymous45: @Anonymous: he's fucking ripped

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