Anonymous6: If you want to complain abouot grammar, I guess I should point out the missing comma. You should have said "...douce bag, not you sucks..." and you put the quotation marks around the wrong phrase, they should have been around you sucks.
Urbane_Guerrilla: @Anonymous: I suppose a douce bag is nicer than a douche one. If less wet. And perhaps more Scottish. Maybe it's a sporran.
@Anonymous: 5, guess where you should have put an apostrophe to maintain your grammar (at least you spelled that right; some don't -- real ignorunts) at a good enough standard to be read in public. What's the contraction? What's the possessive *of a pronoun*? Can't guess? Well, too bad for you -- there are a round dozen of written-English handbooks that could answer it from Strunk & White through Eats, Shoots, and Leaves with one of the best compact illustrations in existence of why punctuation is very very important to prevent regrettable misunderstandings: a comma can save a life! Observe:
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Kind of a difference, yes?
Observing these things is a well-charted road to real literacy.
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YOU SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Anonymous: 5, guess where you should have put an apostrophe to maintain your grammar (at least you spelled that right; some don't -- real ignorunts) at a good enough standard to be read in public. What's the contraction? What's the possessive *of a pronoun*? Can't guess? Well, too bad for you -- there are a round dozen of written-English handbooks that could answer it from Strunk & White through Eats, Shoots, and Leaves with one of the best compact illustrations in existence of why punctuation is very very important to prevent regrettable misunderstandings: a comma can save a life! Observe:
Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.
Kind of a difference, yes?
Observing these things is a well-charted road to real literacy.