Anonymous2: Joe might seem kinda scared and uncertain about getting fucked by another guy, but he actually wants it and just can't admit it. I mean, he idolizes an older guy clad in spandex to the point that (at the beginning of the 1st game) he becomes really annoyed with Silvia when she tries to make out with him when he's watching the Captain Blue movie, telling her to leave him alone. Once Alastor fucks his ass, Joe's gonna realize he's totally gay and Silvia will be pissed.
Anonymous3: Oh man, I have to write a fic about these two now with Silvia getting pissed when she learns Joe's gay! I already know what they'll say.
Silvia: Joe you bastard! How could you leave me for a man!? I should've known that only a fag would call himself 'viewtiful'! This never would've happened if you hadn't watched "Brokeback Mountain" and "Milk" all those times! What makes you like him over me, anyway!?
Joe: Hey, I can't help it that those are my favorite movies of all time! And for your information, I left you for Alastor cause unlike you he doesn't think I'm weird for liking "Twilight" so much, and I don't have to pretend to enjoy sleeping with him!
Silvia: Yeah, I bet you also don't have to pretend that he's Captain Blue to get hard either!
Silvia: Joe you bastard! How could you leave me for a man!? I should've known that only a fag would call himself 'viewtiful'! This never would've happened if you hadn't watched "Brokeback Mountain" and "Milk" all those times! What makes you like him over me, anyway!?
Joe: Hey, I can't help it that those are my favorite movies of all time! And for your information, I left you for Alastor cause unlike you he doesn't think I'm weird for liking "Twilight" so much, and I don't have to pretend to enjoy sleeping with him!
Silvia: Yeah, I bet you also don't have to pretend that he's Captain Blue to get hard either!