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Anonymous1: Jesus is hot.
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Anonymous2: We already know that he got "nailed"
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Anonymous3: fuck whoever drew this
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Serious_Business: I love this, if only because Mary looks identical to Xenosaga III's Mary Magdalene.
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Gabesnake: Sacrilicious.
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MrSinister: Oh well, at least He's dying for our sins with a smile on His face...
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Ciorba: I am amused by the fact that Mary Magdalene is nailed even more hardcore than Jesus.

yeah, in more ways than one.
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Tintin: But there's no blood... FUCK. IT'S MAGNETS. JESUS DIDN'T DIE AT ALL, HE WAS JUST REALLY INTO SUSPENSION-SEX.

I am SO disillusioned.
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Anonymous4: At least he died happy.
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pendejo: LOL!!! Especially at Anon3 and gabesnake who are upset by this
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Anonymous5: I AM SHAWKED AND APPLED, MAH BOI! My one regret is that I didn't draw this myself. Jesus freaks piss me off.
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Anonymous6: They look stoned.
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Anonymous7: More like absolutely hammered.
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Anonymous8: Jesus has 4 nails in him not 3.

NOT CANON AT ALL

... in the original since even
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Anonymous9: No, this isn't canon because the weight of a body on those nails would rip them out of the hands. He was nailed through the wrists, if you believe the bible. And yes, his is fricken hot.
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ChaosWolf: Holy fuck?
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Anonymous10: (*)_(*)
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Anonymous11: fucking jews
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Superjay45: Mary Magdalene was a whore....its all true
she came on to Jesus and of course Jesus being the man he was had her
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Anonymous12: Pen, I dont think Gabe was upset... that was a quote from the Simpsons...
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lorik: WOW
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Anonymous13: Always look on the bright side of life...
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Anonymous14: This is actually pretty hot.
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Anonymous15: @pendejo it's called a pun you fucking moron. gabesnake is not upset you're just an idiot.
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Anonymous16: Hey guys what's this difference between a picture of Jesus and Jesus? The picture only took one nail
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Anonymous17: whoa dude, I'm gonna start reading the bible if this kind of shit is in it
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Anonymous18: This has to be one of the sexiest ways I've ever watched a deity die.
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Anonymous19(18): Tits? On my cross? It's more likely than you think.
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Anonymous20: Death by Snu-Snu!!!
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Anonymous21: ONE of the sexiest ways? not THE sexiest?
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Anonymous22(21): should only have 2 nails and should only be a stake.
the cross is a lie
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Anonymous23: i like the idea that Jesus went out with a bang but i can't help but feel lightening is going to strike us all down.
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Anonymous24: Between the bones of the wrist, not through the hand. The meat can't support a human body, you'll just tear his hands to shreds and have to put him back up again.

It's not like the Romans didn't have some practice at crucifying people.
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Anonymous25: i bet the cranky old man on landoverbaptist.net would just love this
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Gannondorf: Jesus invented Bondagesex.
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Anonymous26: Wha…wha…wha…what the fu…*vommits*…FUCK YOU ALL! YOU SACRELIGIOUS BASTARDS SHOULD ALL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS LEVEL OF DISRESPECT! CAN'T WE ALL JUST RESPECT EACHOTHER'S OPPINIONS!?!?!?!?!?!?!? If not, than FUCK YOU IN HELL!

I'VE HEARD OF "Haters gonna hate.", BUT COME ON!!!!!!
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Anonymous27: A26, have you not seen all the other religion sex on this site? if I don't see your style of anger on a post in each, shall we all assume you dont care if other religions are sexualized, only your own?
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EthanEverhart: @Anonymous: If you're that religious, then what are you doing on this site?
I would have thought that this site would have been an automatic 'no-no'
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champofgalacticretards: They died for our sex sin.
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Anonymous28: Anon 26 went on to fap to this for hours and hours until it hurt.

Then he cried and prayed a whole lot, only to return and fap some more. TRUTH.
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samus_aran: omg this is hot not just "oh thats fap worthy" this is hotter than even that.
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Anonymous29: Is this sort of like the "mile high club" but with crosses instead of planes?
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Anonymous30: i love jesus in a special way
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ch335y-H0t-D0g5: @Anonymous: someone seems upset.

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