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pooftergoo: wow, this was unexpected.
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Anonymous1: no
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DO NOOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
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Anonymous2: I think I just barfed a little in my mouth...
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Rat: I came.
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MR_Furry: is that a rat a mouse or what?
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Anonymous3(2): That's a shrew...a shrew who needs to cover it the fuck up.
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Anonymous4: ROYAL NO.
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Anonymous5: piece of maple "punk" (rotten wood) for shes soooooo "rough"
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Anonymous6: MAI WAIFU
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Dagger: its just like...HANGING there.
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spectral: WAUUUGH!
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NukeDukem: Say hello to Rats muther!
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Gremrat: G... Grandma? D:
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Anonymous_NewFag: I'd hit it.
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Rat: Nah, mom wasn't a shrew.
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Gremrat: Who was my Gramma then, Daddeh? ◎2◎
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Ninja_Wallace: Or so you thought!
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Rat: She was... a MOUSE. ◕_◕
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Anonymous_NewFag: PLOT TWIST OH SHI-
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Gremrat: GASP!!! ◎O◎

So... who was Grampa?
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Ninja_Wallace: Grandpa was... A GRANDPARENT
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bottle: Probably Mickey Mouse :P
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Anonymous_NewFag: NO WAI
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Gremrat: He was Chuck E. Cheese, wasn't he? WASN'T HE??
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bottle: Come on, you must be related to Mickey some way!
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Gremrat: No! It can't be! I hate that mouse!! Tell me it isn't so, Father! TELL ME!
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Ninja_Wallace: My mother was a giant penis and my father a giant vagina. What does that make me? WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME!?
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Rat: He was a rat, a huge one, he was mutated from comming into contact with some factory's radioactive waste.

They used to say that was the reason to why mom and dad were able to have me.

And it's probably also the reason why I could mate with Greta so she could have you.
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Rat: We have no relation to Mickey Mouse.
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bottle: My mother was a Soda Fountain, and my Dad was a Vendor.
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bottle: My son is an RC Cola.
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Gremrat: Good ol' Grampa!! :D I KNEW he couldn't be Mickey Mouse! I KNEW IT.

So where are Gramma and Grampa now? What are their names? Can I go see them sometime? CAN I DAD
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Gremrat: *rapes RC Cola whilst anticipating the answer*
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ViolentRatista: *points to the radioactive waste explanation*...that explains my birth.
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Rat: I'm afraid they both died more then ten years ago.

Their names were Rat's Mom and Rat's Dad. Ironic that they would one day have a son named Rat, isn't it?
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bottle: My other son was an Alcoholic.
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bottle: Rat, what country are your family from then?
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ViolentRatista: I have an eternally childless womb thanks to the radioactivity, but that's okay, my pocket penises come with mpreg capability COMPLETE WITH EXPLODING MAN WOMBS. THE RAT LEGION WILL LIVE ON.
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Gremrat: YAY RAT LEGION. I'm already birthed multitudes from my skin. :D

But I only wish I'd gotten a chance to see mah Grampa and Gramma ;3; All those years in the orphanage... nesting in children's organs... >>93779

... *rapes Alcoholic*
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Cat_Bountry: My mother was a Canadian and my father was a cyborg crocodile from the future.

Hence my appearance.
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McGANON: OH FUCK ME NO
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Gremrat: Oh yeah Cat, I see the resemblance. Might want to consider surgery on the Canadian aspect.

(I kid, Canada rocks.)
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Cat_Bountry: SOMETIME THE TOP OF MY HEAD FLIES OFF WHEN I GET EXCITED.
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Scrounge: That's what staplers are for, Cat.
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evilpika: Or duct tape. Duct tape fixes eeeeeveeeeryythiiiinng
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Captain_Planet: KNOCK THIS SHIT OUT GUYS I MEAN SERIOUSLY
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ZeroXDash: This is the only 34 that actually made me feel ill... Not because it raped my childhood... Old rat crotch is just a notch pass soemele....
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Gremrat: evilpika: Hurray, another Red Green fan!

Captain Planet: Sounds like SOMEONE needs duct tape...
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iminey: DO want!
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traffik: Cast not pearls before swine, I always say-- and that includes insolent piglets!
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Darkfun: Aw man.

Rule 34 corollary 2: completeness trumps desirability.
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Anonymous7: IIIITT BUUUURRRRRNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Anonymous8: Oh my, that's mighty unappealing!
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Anonymous9: OOOOHHHH GGGGAAAAWWWWDDDD!! I CAN FEEL MINE FACE BURNING AVAUNT!! METHINKS THIS BE THE CONTENTS OF THE ARK OF THE COVENANT, HARBINGERING THE GHOSTS OF ALL THE DEFENSELESS SOULS IT HATH CLAIMED!!!!

It's a shrew, by the way.

(hint: GOOGLE THE WORDS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND)
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Anonymous10: "Oh Auntie Shrew!"
"Oh Auntie!"
"OH SHIIIIIIIIII....!" x.x
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samuraiidiot: hilarious! this is what this site is all about.
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Anonymous11: What the fuck is up with all the role-playing in here? I'm trying to fap here!
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baronobeefdip: HOLY FUCKITY FUCK THATS JUST TOO DAMN AROUSING O DAMN O DAAAAMN
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Anonymous12: HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
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Anonymous13: I lol'd
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Anonymous14: "Oh Auntie Shrew, Auntie Shrew!"
"Oh be quiet child, I'm trying to be sexy!"
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Anonymous15(14): Anon 14: And, in my opinion, winning! Though I'm sure most disagree!
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Anonymous16: @Anonymous: Agreed, they win the internet :D
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Anonymous17: Yeesh! I think this is cute, therefore, sexy!
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RocketDog: Yeah, I'd hit that!

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