USA citizens in these states, please call your senator to oppose the (misleadingly named) Kids Online Safety Act, SCREEN Act, Youth AI Privacy Act, and all forms of online ID check.
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Cat_Bountry: Okay, NOW my childhood is dead.
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Anonymous1: ok
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Anonymous2: LOL
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McHunt: Somebody mis-tagged this picture of Scott Bakula from 'Quantuum Leap'.
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som: I kill me!
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Anonymous3: *sighs deeply then shoots self in heads*
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CommonTater: GAY!
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Magneto: You were expecting straight Alf 34?
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Anonymous4: SOLO ESO EL MIO ES MAS LARGO
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craggle: the first text 34 i can remember reading was a story where alf's cum was addictive and he accidentally got some in the girl's chip dip so she had to have his cum every 6 hours after that
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Anonymous5: anon4 SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE
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Anonymous6: SOLO ESO EL MIO ES MAS LARGO
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Anonymous7: ich machen stoolsample in meiner frietzeit
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Anonymous8: What... Is... This?
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RandomGuyNamedChuck: Alf....even you? They even got to you too? IS NOTHING SAFE FROM YOU BASTARDS?!!!!!!
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Anonymous9: @anon 3: heads?
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ChocoChels: Alf has always creeped me out. :/
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Anonymous10: oh man, lol, how was this never featured?
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Doneimxist: SOLO ESO EL MI0 ES MAS LARGO
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Anonymous11: Wtf?
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Anonymous12: Amazing! Unfappable, but amazing.
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Anonymous13: This really should have been the first image, not that unrecognizable chick.
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Anonymous14: I'm just browsing the site then I find THIS SHIT.
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Shedy: @Cat Bountry: Lmao
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Amor: LOL H to the O to the T HOT!
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Shedy: @Amor: LMAO
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Shedy: Yo, what ever happened to that pic with the seal?
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Anonymous15: @Amor: BEGONE T HOT
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Shedy: @Anonymous: Lmao
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Decanter: RIP Steve Pepoon, writer for ALF and various other shows.
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Lovehcomics: Hairy guy ate his last pussy. :(

(couldn't really resist making that joke)
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Anonymous16: oh good its just one of the writers, I thought Fusco had died.
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Anonymous17: man, my childhood's featured now.
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Anonymous18: Why is this featured, did the voice actor die?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: There was no voice actor on ALF.
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Anonymous19: Gonna miss Steve.
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NynDeezNutz: What does Alf and a Chinaman have in common? They both eat cats.
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Anonymous20: i remembered i played alf for the first time for master system around 2005 in a emulator for playstation 1 called piss, which has horrible audio and slow, the most hilarious thing you can beat the game in only 12 minutes, but i never did it because the game is very very hard to beat, the most funny thing is majority of oldschool games you can spend months to years trying to beat a very short game.vintage games are like this.
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Anonymous21: Apparently one of the writers of Alf, Steve Pepoon, died. He also helped create the Wild Thornberries, you'd think that would be the featured image they'd use.
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Anonymous22: Creepy
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Deskjet23: @Anonymous: What do you mean "Apparently", that's literally what Decanter said.
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Decanter: @Deskjet23: Users around here just like to play this little guessing game, where they ignore every comment that might give context in bold text, and just imagine why a post is featured. Either that or they can't read.
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ColdFusion: Haha he benis look like he nose.
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Farfegnugen: @Decanter: I'm still wrapping my head around the voice actor question. Pretty sure ALF wasn't a cartoon character or some puppet that needs someone to voice it.

R.I.P Joe Don Baker. No images of the guy, but he was a great actor. Check him out in Cape Fear, Fletch, Walking Tall (70s version), and fan and personal favorite episodes of MST3K, Mitchal and Final Justice.
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Anonymous23: So hot. We need to see Grey from Sheep_&_Wolves like this.
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Anonymous24: Remember Alf? he's back in Porn form!
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Anonymous25: "No hay problema, Willy"
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Not out yet.
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Anonymous26: @Anonymous: you got your wish
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Anonymous27: Okay... this exists.

What's the Melmacian mating call again? I want the sound to burn this out of my memory.
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Anonymous28: WILLY
BRAYAN DIJO PIJA
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Anonymous29: OG source was monsterbait from Furnation
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Anonymous30: Que estas mirando Willy?
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Anonymous31: I think this is featured because Steve Pepoon died, he was a writer on ALF.
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Anonymous32: a cat is fine too...
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Anonymous33(16): @Anonymous: nawh, this was featured because one of the Alf show writers died. Think his name was Steve.
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Anonymous34: Willy
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LesPoll59: Featured at the expense of someone who croaked.
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Anonymous35: ;_;
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Anonymous36: Hogger
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: @Anonymous: You two can't be serious.
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DuckPenisExpert: This is making me a little horny.
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Anonymous37: Who died this time?
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Anonymous38: interesting.
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HiddenD: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-sign-bill-cracking-deepfake-pornography-rcna207693

How long do you think until another purge starts happening?
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Decanter: @HiddenD: Not long.
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PickleSticks: @HiddenD: it's definitely going to happen. you'll probably start seeing deepfakes disappearing on this site soon. not that i really care.
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Anonymous39: @HiddenD: Yeah it was gonna happen eventually considering how controversial porn-related deep fakes are.

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