AI fakes are not allowed.
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Krawczyk: Oh fucking wow, I found the sauce.
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Shock_Headed_Penor: ^you fail the turing test
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Anonymous1: This should be featured.
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Krawczyk: Happy 100th anniversary!
Here is an interesting take on an old tale...
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PinkBallons: @Krawczyk: Interesting. I have to wonder why Turing doesn't have breasts in this pic.
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Anonymous2: Poor Turing. Could have done so much more if he wasn't born into such a retarded time.
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soheifox: @Shock Headed Penor: Really? I thought the Turing test had to do with artificial intelligence, and not whether someone had the relatively obscure historical information necessary to get a joke.

I could be wrong, or you could be trying to feel superior to another person without checking if your insult makes any sense first.
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champofgalacticretards: I knew Alan.
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Neeckin: Well, this just made my day.
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Anonymous3: why is this bullshit featured?
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Anonymous4: fak
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: you disrespect father of computer science and artificial intelligence so you are a bullshit yourself.
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champofgalacticretards: @True_anonymous: Yeah it was posted 3 years ago and I believed I added Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs with Titanium approval. We are honoring Alan Turing for 100th anniversary. Google is doing same.
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champofgalacticretards: @soheifox: Maybe you are created by Alan so wonder how long you have been lived since Frankstein?
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champofgalacticretards: @Krawczyk: and happy 5th anniversary of your account.
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Anonymous5: Wait, Alan Turing rule 34?
There really is rule 34 of everything.
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Anonymous6: I'm guessing it also takes a man to wake Turing from his sleeping death.
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champofgalacticretards: @Cculber007: you never read the rules so why bother if you don't get it?
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: The fact is he was gay and killed himself or his mother believed the death was an accident.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: you never read the rules so why bother if you don't get it in a dumb way?
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GirlaPH: SOMEDAY, MY PRINCE WILL COME~♪
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champofgalacticretards: @GirlaPH: uh... who is a prince? (hope it is me)
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Anonymous7: The fact is nobody who matters will get this. Faggots.
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Anonymous8(7): Oh and ban fucking Cculber already.
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Anonymous9(7): Soheifox's e-peen is limp.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: No one bans me cuz I have followed the rules and DNP list. If I did wrong, admins have a right to give me a warning which I have to obey. You cannot tell what to do cuz you are not fucking a boss.
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Anonymous10: Wow. A shitty picture of a shitty man.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: Disrespecting father of computer science and artificial intelligence is same as you called your own parents "shitty human beings".
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Anonymous11(10): Disrespecting a mentally impaired fag who gets way too much credit is the same as dissing my parents? Cool story bro.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: that what make you a "poor human being with poor mind."
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TrashPirate: The fact Alan is touching a woman must be poison to him in this.
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champofgalacticretards: @Peacock: True. all women are poison to gay men but lesbian women do not mind to try for men since we are non-poisonious to them so be careful. Once women lost of control and into lust of sexual, they go to rape us often until our penises are dead as nail and balls became purple-colorized eggplants.
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Anonymous12: i remember the days when the features made me laugh till it hurt. the fuck is this shit?

stay progressively shitty, rule 34.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: you never heard of 100th anniversary of Alan Turing? you mean you have been shitted out of yourself?
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Anonymous13: Soooo when are we getting the Obamacare passed featured pic? Get to work pens and pencils... I expect Mitt Romney sucking the Supreme Court's dick
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Anonymous14: Turing what are you doing with that naked woman

this goes against the entire reason you ate that apple

no no no this is all wrong
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TheBigMansini: Poor bastard that Turing. Society in that era sure was filled with tremendous assholes. How ironic that they'd just rid the world of fascists at the end of the war, only to turn around and try to control people's sexual orientations and how they lived, in spite of the good they do the world.

Also, I lol'd at the context of adding Snow White, fucking BRILLIANT XD Bravo Rule34, Bravo. =)
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leacheate_soup: @soheifox:
You killed the joke. You murderer :<
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nikul: hi chut ki rani ghad merao
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Anonymous15: For one second, I thought this was Adam and Eve.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: LOL, that is what I thought. "Alan and Snow"
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champofgalacticretards: @leacheate_soup: You killed me also. I am a ghost now.
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Elcaro: I require pyrovision porn.
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Anonymous16: stupid attractive and successful African Obama, have a banana monkey boy
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: Look who is stupid, we talk about Alan Turing, not President so you have a banana in your ass.
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champofgalacticretards: @TheBigMansini: I believe hearing people are facists as well.
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Anonymous17(16): @Cculber007: I was being ironic you fucking Monkey
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: No, you are not being ironic, you just want to have an attention and make off subject abotu pointless human issues. By way, I'm a cat.
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Anonymous18(7): That's right, Cculber wants all the "attentions" for himself.
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champofgalacticretards: @Cculber007: believe me, I have seen MOST users want an attention more than me are "anons" like you.
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Yet_One_More_Idiot: Applesource, plz?

:P
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Neeckin: I like how nobody cares that Cculber just admited to being a cat.
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Lord_Cthulu: Tragic. Poor Turing...and to cculber...meow/nyan (whichever you prefer)
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Anonymous19: @Cculber007: Just because you didn't break any rules doesn't mean the admins wont ban you, the admins here pretty much do whatever they want.
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jubilation_t_cornpone: lol, that you, Sintime?
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Neeckin: @Anonymous: Shit really? Well now I just feel silly.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: ask the admins if they want to ban me. I bet yjay jubilation t cornpone won't ban me so you are 100% wrong cuz you don't learn about the rules. what a loser. the admins are not bosses of this site. admins have their own bosses.
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champofgalacticretards: @jubilation_t_cornpone: uhu? which is Sintime? I know Sintime is a fan of me.
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champofgalacticretards: @Lord_Cthulu: Spiderman was bit by a radioactive spider so I was bit by a raditoactive stray cat. call me...Cat-ber007! Meow Meow
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champofgalacticretards: @Neeckin: No one cares what you said; however, Lord Cthulu made a comment.

@Anonymous: show your true self beside a cowardice anonymous so I can show how the cat do the job on you!
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Anonymous20: What is bikeman.paheal.net, urusan.paheal.net and rule34c-images.paheal.net?
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Krawczyk: some old shit nobody cares about.

Rosuto is where the action's at.

also lol yeah we all knew. Only a cat could type that crazy. Kitty needs some claws clipped.
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The_Elder_Troll: Seems conversations just got semi-awkward.
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PinkBallons: @Krawczyk: Why does rule 23 still exist if rule34c is outdated? I mean, hardly anyone even knows about it as far as I can tell and we can't even make comments there.
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TheAnonymousHacker: You. Shall not pass. ( ̄ー ̄)。
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Ears: @Krawczyk: Now I understand why this is a feature.
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Krawczyk: Because shish is being shish. And that's about all I know about that problem.
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champofgalacticretards: @The_Elder_Troll: Is that yarn string?

@Krawczyk: HHHIIIISSSSSSSS
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champofgalacticretards: @TheAnonymousHacker: London bridge fell on your head so we can walk over the bridge.
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PinkBallons: @Krawczyk: Fair enough.
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Anonymous21(7): Most retarded cat ever.
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champofgalacticretards: @Anonymous: Only retarded one I know is you.

@Anonymous: Too late I have wolverine-style front paws ready... GRRRRRRRR
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PinkBallons: >MFW Cculber007 gets molested by anons
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JWN926: Lock Cat-ber in a box and ship him to Asia... that will solve the problem...
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Anonymous22: Lol he's gonna end up cutting of his ear :)_
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MisterMetalDude: At first i was like, http://www.coolsmileys.com/images/37.gif

Then i was like : http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30600000/Mr-President-WTF-weegee-vs-tails-doll-30625832-435-360.jpg
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PinkBallons: @MisterMetalDude: So at first you were like "Failed to load page content," then you were like "WTF?!"
...Sounds about right.
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champofgalacticretards: @PinkBallons: Yeah it is called Cat-arrassment!

@True_anonymous: They aren't humans, they are dogs.

@Anonymous: You are a dumb dog?

@JWN926: Sound like JWN926 is allergic to admins, Cculber007 and cats. Asia has enough cats and they sell them to USA. The box you sent has been cancelled by US Post Service but they called Animal Control to put you in the cell as a mad dog.

@Anonymous: He means your ear. Dogs' ears are worth more than our ears. Meow.
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MisterMetalDude: @PinkBallons: Yup, first Paheal failed to load this page, second time it loaded and i was like WTF..
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JWN926: @Cculber007: Yeah... last I checked, you're not an admin dumbass. And they eat cats over there. Hence... problem solved.
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Farfegnugen: Isn't time for a new feature? It's been over a week.
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champofgalacticretards: @JWN926: Don't you read the news? Most Asia are illegal to eat cats and dogs. who said I never say that I am an admin, I said admins, Cculber007, and cats. go back to a high school English class so who is a dumbass? It's a rule that you did not read, "Anyone pretended to be admin or operator will get a permnant ban". Starting over with the rules and high school. I read the rules many times. The real admins are you know who are as well as operators.

No wonder why cats are SMARTER some users including 98% anons.

You think I want an attention? Look at the fact of users who want the attention:

Cculber007 - 89%
Krawczyk - 76%
jubilation_t_cornpone - 74%
sintime (before ban) - 83%
PinkBallons - 84%
Anons a.k.a. Anonymouses - 100%
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Neeckin: What the fuck is going on here?
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PinkBallons: @Cculber007: Wait, I'm 1% higher than Sintime? I am highly offend.
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JWN926: @Cculber007: If I was allergic to admins I would be talking about the admins, not some creepy little defect whose sole purpose here is to annoy the living shit out of everyone.

Since I was talking about you and you mentioned admins, you put two and two together.
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PinkBallons: @True_anonymous: Frankly? It's because you joined 8 days ago.
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hardonguy: whdafuk
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Lord_Cthulu: ^Just for this I think he should be added to Catbers "Who wants attention" list
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champofgalacticretards: @JWN926: "If"? it is a fact that you are allergic to me and admins cuz we are cats. You only get 2% in attention list.

@Anonymous: Sorry I looks better than Garfield. Are you Odie? Clan your damn tongue!

@Lord_Cthulu: Sorry, you are only 2%.

@PinkBallons: I am sorry but if sintime was not banned, he will be rated 86%. Ifyou make more attention than him, you should be 88%

@Anonymous: I rest my case. Anons are better than any known users for attention so get my point????
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Anonymous23: If Ccubler007 is a cat, Am I allowed to yiff him/her? I'm a pony/dragon hybrid.. Sorry I called you a monkey before


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