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Anonymous1: pirates
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SilverServal: I ttly wanna be a pirate.
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Anonymous2: Vikings, end of argument.
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St_Alfonzo: g.i joe would smoke all them.
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Anonymous3: Chuck Norris
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Ruke: ninjas seem to be winning some pussy imo
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Anonymous4: pirates may get the booty, but ninja's get the rest!
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Anonymous5: ass pirate
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Anonymous6: ninjas
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Dak_Darklighter: lol, seems like a referance to Saints Row 2, when you do the FUZZ activity, and you get reports of "The battle of the Century": Where you have to stop Pirates and Ninjas killing each other.
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Anonymous7: in my infinite wisdom, i completely forgot that espio was a ninja...go ninja, go ninja, go!
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GreenEarthPFC: PHELPS!
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Flying_M: Vikings are like, elite pirates.
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Anonymous8: 2007 in a nutshell.
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Anonymous9: CHUCK-MOTHER-FUCKING-NORRIS
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umbra1deus: defently ninjas they would strike from nowhere and kill them all before anyone could even say WTF!
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ZombieFX: anonymus 5 is right.

or ninja. couse after first draw round, pirats would get drunk >.<
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Anonymous10: Master Chief would kill them all then Achmed the dead terrorist would blow them up
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Anonymous11(9): SILENCE... I KILL YOU!
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Anonymous12: Anonymous will win
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Anonymous13: GO anonymous
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Anonymous14: Robots! Robots win everything eventually.
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Anonymous15: Okay odviously a reference to deadliest warrior and the Spartans would win xD
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The_Unforgiven: sorry forgot to log-on and didnt mean to double post =/
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Anonymous16: Anon 5 is correct.
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EpicFailGuy: unattractive and unsuccessful Africans.
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Anonymous17: pirate-ninja with a wacky water noodle!
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Anonymous18: Pirates
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Anonymous19: Mimes! You'll never see them coming.
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Anonymous20: Russians
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Anonymous21: NO A NINJA DOCTOR ON A RAPTOR
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Anonymous22: Gordon Freeman
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Anonymous23: Clowns they'll DESTROY US ALL!
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Anonymous24: NINJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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Anonymous25(24): NINJA CHUCK NORRIS!!!
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omegaultima: bruce lee; better than chuck norris
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Anonymous26: THE INTERNET
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Anonymous27: my comic's wins
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Anonymous28: Espio the Ninja
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Marine the Pirate

"Are you read?!......FUCK!!!"
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Anonymous29: The pirate-ninja hybris would oviously beat them both
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Anonymous30(29): *hybrids
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Anonymous31: Come on, everyone. The answer is so fucking obvious.

We win.
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Anonymous32: This is not obviously a reference to anything. Pirate vs. Ninja has been around longer than peoples silly references, which themselves are referencing something else.

A pirate is just a dude who wanted to steal stuff at sea. A ninja is typically an assassin, meaning trained to fuck people up. In a one on one fight a ninja will win.
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Anonymous33: Aw yea Espio!! Slam that pussy!!
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Anonymous34: Ninjas will win. Why you ask just take a look at the comment above me. Then you should understand how hopeless it is to say otherwise.
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Anonymous35: Mark Nutt
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Anonymous36: Anonymous34 and Anonymous36: Actually, it depends on whether we're talking about classic ninjas or modern ninjas. Classic, feudal-Japanese ninjas were quite literally farmers with only basic training and whatever tools they could turn into a weapon, that attacked samurai. Modern ninjas, meanwhile, are properly-trained assassins, with actual weapons.

Also, don't forget that pirates had the advantage of gunpowder.

I'll end with something special for Anon34. A ninja, no matter what kind you're talking about, would not win in a one-on-one fight against a pirate. Assassins aren't like in Assassin's Creed, where they drop into the middle of a group of armed soldiers, stab them with a wrist-blade, then fight off the survivors in one-on-ten combat. Assassins fight without being seen, killing their enemies without letting themselves get caught, hence why it's called assassination. In a one-on-one fight, assassins of any kind, ninjas, will always lose to pirates, as pirates must learn to fight quickly if they are to take all the shit on the ships.
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Anonymous37(36): *ninjas included
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meow-meow: @Anonymous:

you mean Dr. McNinja?


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