Toon_Coon: Only hot geriatric character... mainly due to lack of wrinkles, a hot tail, and an excellent sense of humour. I'd hit in a second, but in a gentle way, so as not to break anything. >.>
Toon_Coon: Exactly. it's the stereotypical old person thing, breaking a hip. But seriously, it'd be all:
Me: "Hey, you good? It's hard to tell if those oohs and aahs are from me hitting the right spots or from me going too hard on you."
Slappy: "Kid, you don't worry about me. The hip's plastic, and my spine's insured. The only thing you need to worry about is how good you're doin'. Right now you're somewhere between a young George Burns and a very old Hugh Heffner."
Anonymous6: So, what I heard about Her, and, Ol' Doug the Dog, was TRUE!? I gotta find one of her old porn outtakes, that weas captured on film. Just like the one about the Disney Characters ORGY TAPE.
glassfragment: If an OC looks identical to the actual character, then it's a pretty lousy OC and any porn of it defaults to being "close enough" to pass for that of the official character.
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Me: "Hey, you good? It's hard to tell if those oohs and aahs are from me hitting the right spots or from me going too hard on you."
Slappy: "Kid, you don't worry about me. The hip's plastic, and my spine's insured. The only thing you need to worry about is how good you're doin'. Right now you're somewhere between a young George Burns and a very old Hugh Heffner."
Me: "... does that actually mean anything?"
Slappy: "No. Just shut up and fuck me."
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