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Anonymous1: lawl
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Fedoraman: "What is he doing in there...?"

"Now now, Dr Freeman knows what he's doing"
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Anonymous2: The question is, is it going in or coming out?
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Anonymous3: ^ Both. It's most clearly a huge-ass double-ended plasma dildo.
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Anonymous4: The one Free Man!
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Anonymous5: ^OH I WISH...
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Anonymous6: Brawl can't handle the awesomeness of gordan freeman.
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Anonymous7(5): ^NO U
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Anonymous8: The true story of the resonance cascade.
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Anonymous9: and here I thought, after browsing this site for hours, that I was prepared for anything. Rule34.paheal.net, you have won my internets
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Suomynona: Haha, this should be featured.
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Anonymous10: Thats pretty good. Many lulz were made.
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Anonymous11: Now we know why they were so desperate to get him in the test chamber
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Anonymous12: Oh my god. Lal.
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Anonymous13: if Gordon Freeman were in Brawl that would be pretty cool, y'know, facing him up with Solid Snake and Gordon.
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Anonymous14: More like resonance ASScade, amirite?
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Cat_Bountry: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES.
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Soemele: If Gordon Freeman were in Brawl I would go out and buy a Wii TOMORROW.
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Anonymous15: GORDON FREEMAN COMFIRMED FOR BRAWL.
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Anonymous16: LOL
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Anonymous17: So thats what happens when you fart near a high powered energy beam XD
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Gordon__Freeman: As you can plainly see, thats Kirby disguised as me. Notice the pink ovals.
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Anonymous18: I can see his MIT education really pays for itself.
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Canuck-Errant: Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly-trained professional.
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Dr_Breen: Don't deny anything, Mr. Freeman. During my administrative days at Black Mesa, I made duplicates of the security recordings. Score!
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Anonymous19: We're seeing predictable phaser rays...
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Anonymous20: Soemele: Good luck finding one
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Anonymous21: The game left out one critical detail. Just prior to inserting the test sample into the beam, Gordan Freeman decided to insert it into himself. Having gotten it stuck, and with an anxious administrator onboard for the critical test, removal was out of the question, resulting in the following and leading to the now unavoidable resonance cascade.

The moral: suprise buttsex is inconvenient for EVERYONE.
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tacgnol_si_gnoooooool: Unforeseen consequences.
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Anonymous22: "Gordon! Get away from there!"
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An_Onymous: I need to play Half-Life again. I never got very far into it.
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Gremrat: Where is John Freeman when you need him??
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Buzz_Killington: FULL ASS CONSEQUENCES.
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Anonymous23: THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU GORDON

IN THE TEST CHAMBER
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Anonymous24: Bless you, comments.
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Anonymous25: Gordon! It's me, Energy Dick! From Black Mesa!

Here Gordon! You dropped this back in Black Mesa!
*Unf*
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Anonymous26: Anon 15 made me die of LOL
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Anonymous27: 50% epic, 50% lul, 50% legendary.
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Anonymous28: Resonance cascade MY ASS!
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Anonymous29: Reminds me of Goatse
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Anonymous30: This is almost as bad as the Large Hardon Collider.
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Anonymous31: and thus the resonance cascade was contained...
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Anonymous32: what i have just seen can never be unseen
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Anonymous33: so basically if you dont get this pic gorden freemann is getting raped by a big plama dildo!
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Anonymous34: TOBASCO SAUCE...changes a man.
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TakeruDavis: ROFLMAO xD
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Anonymous35: WARNING: MAJOR ERECTION DETECTED
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Anonymous36: Hot.
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Anonymous37: wake up and smell the ashes...
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Anonymous38: GORDON FREEMAN IS SO MIGHTY
HE SHITS LASERS AND CAUSES ANOMALIES
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pollardy: feature, also this kinda wierds me out we have a tag for a theoretical tool inside a game. its like tagging dr who's screw driver
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Anonymous39: GORDON FREEMAN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL
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Anonymous40: "Wake up, Mr. Freeman and... smell the asses..."
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Anonymous41: Fuck this guy who made this retarded ass picture.
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Anonymous42: @Anonymous: 150%? THAT'S MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
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Twistytie: Unforeseen consequences indeed
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Anonymous43: Nothing could prepare me for what i just witnessed
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WTFInACan: Well that's ONE other way for Gordon to pay for his MIT...
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Anonymous44: Prepare thy anus.
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Anonymous45: To me, it looks like the beam is coming out of his ass. XD
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Anonymous46: Gordon Freeman MURDER POWERS ACTIVATE!
Wait, wait that's the wrong place!
GORDON! GET AWAY FROM THE BE- *Scientist screams*
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Anonymous47: yes please
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Anonymous48: Who in 2026?

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