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Anonymous1: well, my life is complete, c y'all later.
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RogerTheRabbit: But its too early for Dickmas
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Dick_Chappy: @RogerTheRabbit: It's never too early for Dickmas.
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LordVincent: I saw one in my stepsister birthday, but it was in her ass :/
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Decanter: Merry Orthodickmas!
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Anonymous2: Man get this shit off my computer
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HiddenD: Needs ornament piercings and cum flocking, with a star-tipped sounding rod sticking out of the top.
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Anonymous3: arse, a trump tree
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Anonymous4: @Anonymous: kys shekelstein-shitpiro
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Violetty: Missing a star on top. Oh well
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Anonymous5: Dr Wongburger's ideal Christmas tree
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KandiButte: Dr Wongburger? Damn, big banging it I see.
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KeybladeMaster22: Christmas ended already.
But a feature is a feature.
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GrandMaster: @KeybladeMaster22: It's Christmas for the Eastern Orthodox churches.
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KeybladeMaster22: @GrandMaster: Then it should've been featured January 7th instead of January 6th.
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Decanter: @KeybladeMaster22: Guess what day it is in every time zone in the Eastern Hemisphere?
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KeybladeMaster22: @Decanter: Christmas Eve today Christmas day tomorrow.

Christmas Day in Russia
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Anonymous6: That's a lot of Dicks
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Anonymous7: @Anonymous: thanks for the info
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Anonymous8: I'm dreaming of a white dickmas~
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Anonymous9: what the fuck
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Anonymous10: That's a bloody pissmass miracle!
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Catchoftheday: Where's the sodding golden fleshlight topper and colored condom ornaments! You call this a dickmas tree!? you uncultured swine to whoever made this abomination. lol
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Anonymous11: Trump's final form
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Anonymous12: christmas trees if vivziepop designed them
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SGZ_EC: my eyes can't unsee this shit
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KeybladeMaster22: Now that it's Christmas for real in Russia this time.

Merry Dickmas
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Anonymous13: >Uploader Edward
o look jews mocking Christians again as per usual
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Anonymous14: Trump cloned himself
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Anonymous15: @Anonymous: Trump is a rapist and he imprisoned a faggot.
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Anonymous16(5): @Anonymous:

>imprisoned a faggot
So he's a good guy afterall.
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Anonymous17: Gosh, I’d love to be the angel on top of that tree
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Anonymous18: It may be too late for Dickmas, but, you can ALWAYS have Dickens, can't you!?
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Anonymous19(5): @KandiButte:
"Finally, tonight, I will have enough dicks to build a Christmas dicktree, and travel to Dick Planet. There, I will capture Santa, his reindeer, and their dicks! People used to laugh at me. Said I was a dick. Well this dick is gonna capture their dicks and hang them on display in gory fashion to show Dick Planet the true meaning of the holidays!"

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Anonymous20: the penis monster
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Anonymous21: dihmas
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Gallows187: IN THE DEFENSE OF ICE : Maybe that woman had oil, and it's okay to kill people if they have oil.
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Anonymous22: @Gallows187: She was driving a car. She may have just filled up. Clearly it was just a police action. Nothing to see here, comrade, move along and make sure to salute your government-mandated Trump photo an extra three times today.
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Anonymous23(8): I love how americans are crying about how their president is a vicious dictator and yet in other countries like the uk and australia, both PMs kier starmer and anthony albonese are literally far far worse and plunging both countries into hell.

of course I expect some moronic american to counteract my argument with something stupid.
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HiddenD: @Anonymous: They're only doing this because they know Trump isn't going to stop them.
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Anonymous24(22): @Anonymous: Quiet, MAGAt.
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Anonymous25(8): @Anonymous: well, what a surprise.
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Anonymous26(22): @Anonymous: You were doing so well for about two hours, too.
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Anonymous27: "The internet, a place of infinite possibilities" well now I'm starting to believe it and I'm not sure if I'm happy or scared
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Anonymous28: modders and admins in this site are fucking gay faggoist to put it in featured post.
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Xerophion: @Anonymous: Agreed
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Anonymous29(6): I don't know what's going on right now
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Anonymous30: hey wait this isnt free weed
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Anonymous31(5): @Anonymous: Indeed. It's mostly American leftists. Leftists are an insufferable bunch. I really wish we were under a dictatorship, because there's too many stupid people out there. Many of you shouldn't be allowed vote. Actually voting is stupid. Blacks, browns, & women should be not be allowed to vote. And Amendments 13-20 should be repeal. Fuck voting & fuck your rights. I'll take a monarch over a silly democracy any day. If ships were run by democracies, they'd run into icebergs. Why? Because inferior subhumans want to drag everyone else down to their level. Democracy only works in ethnostates. Give me my ethostate then I'll support democracy. But not a brown or black ethostate. That would be stupid since those nations are absolute shitholes. Until then? No. Fuck voting. Fuck stupid people who vote. Deport nonwhites & make women property again. Otherwise enjoy seeing your nation fall into turd world status.
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Anonymous32: @Anonymous: *repealled
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Anonymous33(5): @Gallows187: She was a mentally ill dyke with main character syndrome. She was trying to kill ICE soldiers with her car. ICE soldier did the needful & took her out. Nothing of value lost. Stupid bitch had it coming. She fucked around then found out. She was also abusing her adopted son because she was in a dyke psuedo-marriage, & dykes are notorious for their domestic violence since lesbians IRL are ugly fujos with penis-envy. I want faggots & dykes far away from children & normal people. They need to be put back into the looney mental asylums where they belong.
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Anonymous34(32): *needfuck
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Anonymous35(22): Mods need to do something about the nazis spamming this site.
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Anonymous36(22): Murderers like Jonathan D. Ross will never live a normal life. Don't buy into the Trump regime. It is coming to an end.
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Anonymous37(5): @Anonymous:

>Everyone I don't like is a "nazi" or "maga" or "chud"
Nazis? Lmao. Congratulations! You win a prize. It's called being retarded.
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Anonymous38: Miar bolito navideño <3
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous:
>>Everyone I don't like is a "nazi" or "maga" or "chud"
Also
>> It's mostly American leftists. Leftists are an insufferable bunch. Blacks, browns, & women should be not be allowed to vote. And Amendments 13-20 should be repeal. Fuck voting & fuck your rights.
Pieces of shit are pieces of shit, regardless of how they lean. The issue is the vocal piles of shit, because they make the bigger stink.
@Anonymous: Being shitty in comments isn't against the rules.
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Anonymous39(5): @Farfegnugen: The bigger issue is that we allow them to vote, & they drag everyone down to their levels. There's no stopping it except by segregation & discrimination.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Everyone should be welcome to vote. It takes wiser people to figure out who not to vote for. Too bad half of them didn't show up the last time.
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KandiButte: @Anonymous: ::Golf Clap:: Well played sir or madame, well played.
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Xerophion: What difference does it make. No matter who gets put into office it will all be the same outcome in the end.
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Farfegnugen: @Xerophion: I'm not sure if the outcome would be the same if Harris were in office. Less chance of dementia, less chance of Stephen Miller. Don't know if an under-trained, overpaid ICE agent would shoot a lady in the face in that timeline. We would get more of Trump crying into his golf towel. Smudging that orange spray tan all over the place...
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RandomAccount: @Farfegnugen: Agreed.
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Anonymous40(8): I can see this site is overrun by leftiest roasties.
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Anonymous41(8): @Anonymous: so you admit leftiest roasties have overrun the site?
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Anonymous42(8): @Farfegnugen: harris would be far worse, glad you dodged a bullet by not voting her in. can't say the same for the "good" "wife"
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Anonymous43: @Anonymous: Just this site? Try the entire internet, bud. Be glad that the purple haired freaks don't ban you for wrongthink here like on reddit and bluesky, seeing as manufacturing echo chambers is the only way those retard leftists could ever be seen as the majority anywhere online.
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DuckPenisExpert: @Anonymous: You're a freak, man. A real freak lol.
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Selene: A dick tree, that's a first! LOL
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Anonymous44: WHAT THE FUCK
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Anonymous45: Huevaya elka. A pizdataya gde?
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: I didn't dodge a bullet. Zero clue what ""good" "wife"" is suppose to mean.
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Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: I've seen enough people with different hair color in my town that sport MAGA gear to know it's not localized to just the left.
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Anonymous46: I'm killing myself
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Anonymous47(15): @Anonymous: this comment really resonates with me.
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Anonymous48: God every single post on this site where politics gets mentioned turns into a miniature asylum. All of you people sound like lunatics, ESPECIALLY the Rightoids.

No wonder we wound up with Trump again, half the country is lobotomized and the other half is too chickenshit to really do anything about the first half.
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Anonymous49(48): @Xerophion: An excuse for lazy nihilists to do nothing while everything gets worse under Mango Mussolini. Great job being a willing pawn retard.

Nobody liked Harris but we could have avoided a LOOOOT of bullshit, the entirety of last year could have been at least tolerable, but no.

"Da left and Da right are BOTH bad" squeals the demoralized centrist as they quietly shrink back into their role as a worthless societal cog who feels nothing, says nothing, and thinks nothing. Trash.
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Anonymous50: >DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF
A single real estate tycoon from NY broke your brains so hard, you're obsessing over him on a porn site, pathetic
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Anonymous51: merry dickmass!
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Anonymous52: @Anonymous: You're over here crying about mean words online lol, just turn off your computer and quit pearl clutching
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Anonymous53: Dilbert died.
I want to see how deranged you will go with him.
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Anonymous54: Death to America
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Anonymous55: I definitely remember this featured a couple hours before Russian Christmas.
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