Anonymous2: T'POL, THIS CAPTAIN ARCHER. I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK INTO THE ENTERPRISE'S FRIDGE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I WILL TAKE YOU AND I WILL SURGICALLY CAUTERIZE YOU ESOPHAGUS SHUT AND STICK A FEEDING TUBE IN YOUR STOMACH. AND THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT WILL ENTER THAT TUBE IS MY SEMEN, AFTER YOU'VE FARTED IT OUT OF YOUR ASS.
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