Faptacular: Screw that noise, your sister offered me a face-sitting reverse gang-bang with three of her hoof maidens if I just agreed to kill the crystal spiders under the castle.
*Equips flamethower and an MP3 Player loaded with amusing fire themes playlist.*
Voslar: The correct answer here is to go to sleep, invoke a lucid dream, and fuck the ever-loving-shit out of Dream Luna while the real one is forced to watch.
Princess-Luna: @Voslar: and I'll watch and bear this one night however I will also watch as your mind slowly collapses from absolutely desire of the real princess. Your dreams may never replicate the reality.
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*Equips flamethower and an MP3 Player loaded with amusing fire themes playlist.*
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I'll just go home and look at porn of you on r34 if you don't put out.
I second this notion.
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Oh, but Luna you'll slip up one day and I'll be there to completely miss the opportunity! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
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@Faptacular: Those things are the size of cats AND attack in swarms. I'd be pissed too.
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