Anonymous3: @LadyALT69:
Why did you turn down the glorious opportunity to fuck my ass, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated at the bottom of my Special Education class and even then it was just to get rid of me, and I’ve been involved in numerous orgies with Al-Quaeda, and I have had over 300 cases of herpes and my already-small dick has nearly disintegrated. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the featured dancer in the Faggot Follies chorus line. You are the focus of my life and I want nothing more than your dick in my ass. I will blow you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with rejecting my obsession over your dick? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of big-titted topless dancers across the USA so you better prepare for the show, maggot. The orgasm that electrifies the wondrous thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I want you to fuck my ass in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just the warmup. Not only am I extensively trained in ballet, but I have access to dozens of dresses in pastel colors and wear them in beauty pageants and I would love to kiss your gorgeous ass, you little shit (that's my pet name for you to show my adoration; do you like it my love?). If only you could have known what fanatical love your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I want you to cum all over me so I can drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Anonymous6: @LadyALT69: What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Why did you turn down the glorious opportunity to fuck my ass, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated at the bottom of my Special Education class and even then it was just to get rid of me, and I’ve been involved in numerous orgies with Al-Quaeda, and I have had over 300 cases of herpes and my already-small dick has nearly disintegrated. I am trained in gorilla humping and I’m the featured dancer in the Faggot Follies chorus line. You are the focus of my life and I want nothing more than your dick in my ass. I will blow you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with rejecting my obsession over your dick? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of big-titted topless dancers across the USA so you better prepare for the show, maggot. The orgasm that electrifies the wondrous thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I want you to fuck my ass in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just the warmup. Not only am I extensively trained in ballet, but I have access to dozens of dresses in pastel colors and wear them in beauty pageants and I would love to kiss your gorgeous ass, you little shit (that's my pet name for you to show my adoration; do you like it my love?). If only you could have known what fanatical love your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I want you to cum all over me so I can drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE KNIGHT YOU!!!111!!11ONE11111ELEVEN111111SEVENELEVEN111111
can't even spell "retarded" right.
Probably an autist.