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Anonymous1: Win
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Anonymous2: Sexiest "Goat See" picture evar...
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ChaosWolf: She's leaking cheese...
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Anonymous3: Crudely drawn: and note the way the first letter of the 2nd "your" is muddled. It almost looks like a rune ! -Kimmy
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Anonymous4: 37 years ago, a witch done put a spell on me.
a spell where when im talking, im singin it with glee...
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Anonymous5: I must not have been the only one who got a boner from her voice in the movie.
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Anonymous6: I know damn well they aren't peeing themselves so why the fuck is that shit yellow?
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wutmaster: ^I can't see any shit in this picture, Anon.
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Anonymous7: -Sigh-
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Anonymous8: i got a boner from her voice :D
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Snarf_Snarf: fucken saved! due to lulz.
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anonkami: i can't unhear it. >.<
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daddyPstick: lolled
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Yet_One_More_Idiot: This version of Red deserves to have more /34/ made relating to her, she's hot. +1.

Another +2 for the awesome "fucking horns" verse by Billy Goat. :D
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Anonymous9: Those who were getting a boner from her voice, it's the same chick from Princess Diaries and Devil Wears Prada.
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Weapon_R: epic win
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Anonymous10: Ah, schnitzel!!!
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Anonymous11(10): @anon9 That was Anne Hathaway?!
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Anonymous12: He came prepared
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Anonymous13: @anon4 how many times have you watched that movie??
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Anonymous14: When I read this;I was singing!haha
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Anonymous15: How the fuck no one said it yet? "I always come prepaaaaared!"
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Anonymous16: anon14: no one said it yet because anon11 already said it

ye dumb fuck
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Urbane_Guerrilla: "Oh, great. More singing."
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Shedy: LMAO
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Decanter: RIP Hayden Panettiere, hoodwinked by Death before her time.
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Violetty: I was quite saddened by the news as well. At 36 years old as well. RIP Hayden.

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/hayden-panettiere-dead-heroes-scream-1236835999
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GrandMaster: But best I can tell she wasn't in this movie.
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Anonymous17: Why
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Violetty: @GrandMaster: Hayden took over from Anne Hathaway in the sequel. Gotta say, I did not watch any of the Hoodwinked movies.
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Anonymous18: 2008. We going back in time with this one.
How many of you were alive in 08? Is this a gooner boomer site?
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Anonymous19: https://people.com/hayden-panettiere-suffered-apparent-overdose-was-unresponsive-as-advanced-life-support-was-administered-before-death-12061106

>Be strong independent womyn who don't "need" no man because that's what feminism taught you
>Have all material wealth, lots of money, a home, etc. but no man as husband
>Depression of forveralone sinks because even multimillionaire men are turned off by you
>Kill yourself by overdosing on drugs & wine because you regret listening to the advises of feminists

Toll status: Paid in full.
Fake blonde hair tells me she was probably a mudshark, so nothing of value lost.
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Anonymous20(19): @Anonymous: No, this is Gen X'er site
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Anonymous21(19): @Violetty: It's quite common for roasties to suicide themselves in their 30s when haven't landed a husband & had kids. As men, we don't give a shit about women & their income/wealth. Income/Wealth only matters to us when WE are the ones making that income/wealth. Feminism taught them wealth/income matters to men. It doesn't. In fact it's a major turn off. Feminism is eugenics in action. Bitches think they're gonna look young forever. lmao, even. No eggs = not desirable.
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Anonymous22: @Anonymous: If you could pull any pussy whatsoever you wouldn't be on a cartoon porn site shitting up the bandwidth with your tater-tot bullshit
The fox decries the grapes as sour, and so on and so forth
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Anonymous23(19): @Anonymous: Spare me your insolence, pathetic white knight. Chads say the exact same things & they're pumping & dumping the used holes like yesterdays trash.
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Anonymous24: @Anonymous: this. Braindead SJW-woke-Leftist whiteknights
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Anonymous25(19): @Anonymous:
>Britney Murphy
Man I have heard that name in ages. I still remember the MADtv Powerpuff Girls parody they made of her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJiz7pn2Rmg
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Anonymous26: @Anonymous: rent free
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shezari: @Anonymous: everything you said here should land you in Hindu hell.
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Anonymous27(26): @shezari: Send this man to super-hell
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Anonymous28: Can we please have a fappable feature again? Hayden was very hot and there are many decent posts of her that could be featured.
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Anonymous29: Anon19 is already in his own incel hell. 100% his mega-hostile internet scum based personality has left him bitter and full of anger he misdirects at all times. He knows he based his personality and worldview on bad, incorrect, and morally wrong data. He knows it has turned him into a nazi incel. Instead of trying to stop digging himself into a pit of misery he lashes out at as much of the world as he can access through featured images on a hentai website. It's hilarious. It's sad. If i was able to give one shit about a nazi i might feel bad. Being on the morally correct side of history i get to laugh every time he gets mad and outs himself in some rant that exposes his terribly unhealthy beliefs.
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RocketDog: Wait wait wait . . . RED RIDING HOOD DIED???
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Anonymous30: her dying is the only thing she's done that I've paid attention to. Poor Mitch is never going to get a R34 feature
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TheFappingWanderer: Guess Kairi was too easy
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Anonymous31: @Anonymous: It's just porn, calm the fuck down. There's banter, and then there's equating fiction and reality.
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Decanter: @RocketDog: Yeah the wolf ate her. Was that not in the version you heard?
@Anonymous: Whomst the fucketh is Mitch?
@TheFappingWanderer: It's what you were expecting.
@Anonymous: That depends. How much of a furry are you?
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Anonymous32: @Anonymous: You have a micropenis don't you
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Anonymous33: Anon 19 is gay, someone who hates women this much has to be gay. It's the only explanation that makes rational sense.
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Anonymous34: @Anonymous: How dare you insult Claire Bennet this way you fat fuckin dumpster pile. Get chlamydia from a fuckin public toilet you clown, cause a dirty woman's fluids left on a seat is the only way you're ever getting close to pussy
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Anonymous35: i didnt pay attention to the goat, his voice was annoying, i figured it was a movie filler so i ignored it. Go grab a snack, go pee, stuff like that.

Didnt anyone else ?
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Nymousano: HE WAS PREPAAAAAAARED!
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Farfegnugen: @Decanter: McConnell. The US Senator who looks like Cecil the Turtle. Also, technically not dead, just MIA.
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Anonymous36: i was hoodwinked when i found out they made this the new featured picture.
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Lovehcomics: Bed Phucket
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Anonymous37: mythical featured pull
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Anonymous38: I cant be the only one who sees things like this and thinks "who the hell sees this ugly ass picture and thinks 'oh yeah, this is hot as fuck' and jacks off to it?"
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Anonymous39: Hayden Panettiere looked so sexy <3
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Anonymous40: wow, this site is dogshit
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Anonymous41: @Anonymous: Is so fun to watch all the white knight bitches to yap because someone is telling the truth: Their whore bimbo bitch died on suicide watch due depression.
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Anonymous42(39): @Anonymous: fuck that's so hot
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Anonymous43: I have no idea what's going on right now. Every faggot cuck in the comments right now is schizo posting harder than usual. Did somebody from the hoodwinked movie die or something? Why is this the featured image lol?
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Anonymous44: @Anonymous: Hayden Panettiere, I believe she voice Little Red and every time the featured post changes it draws the most racist and most insensitive commenters to a post.
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Anonymous45(31): @Anonymous: Almost like Hollywood is a fucked up place built on mannipulation and poor decision-making.
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Smudge_Proof: Red Riding Hood was coming,
and I was prepaaaaared.
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Anonymous46(43): @Anonymous: But little red riding hood was voiced by anne hathaway.
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Anonymous47(43): Oh nevermind. Apparently they made a hoodwinked 2 that I never knew about and for the second movie little red was voiced by hayden paneettiere. I guess anne hathoway didn't want to reprise the role or something? I never even heard they made a second one until today lol.
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Anonymous48: @Anonymous: The fuck does feminism have to do with an actress dying?
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Anonymous49: Wrong movie. She was in the sequel.
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Anonymous50: The goat has the singing curse! Also RIP to the actress Who voiced little red Riding hood
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tyciol: @Decanter:
seems like an odd feature since Hayden only voiced her in the 2011 sequel and Anne Hatheway was the original 2005 voice..

I guess there was some reason for avoiding the obvious choice of Kairi (perhaps we prefer Japanese original VA?)

but still there's...
Yumi from Fillmore
Dot from a Bug's Life
Princess Willow from Scooby-Doo
Kate from Alpha and Omega

all four of which she's the sole VA
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Farfegnugen: @tyciol: Well, we don't give them something they'll see a mile away.

Speaking of something they should have seen a mile away...
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Anonymous51: Starscamper: OK, I’m just completely lost and for some reason it’s in the freaking odd feature because Hayden Panettiere, which is the second VA for red while the first film was Anne Hathaway. RIP Hayden Panettiere
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Anonymous52: Everyone should be focusing on why the fuck they're both leaking yellow, are they pissing or cumming?
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neo4812: @Decanter: i didn't know she died
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Anonymous53: food shortages and we all die next year
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Anonymous54(53): can we get governments to feed women testosterone so they are more horny and will fuck us? They will be more hairy. But this is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
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Anonymous55: @Anonymous: feed women testosterone and men estrogen, we'll have muscle moms and irl futas galore.
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Anonymous56(19): @Anonymous: Hormones don't work like that. Estrogen turns men into trannies & testosterone turns women into pooners. Would you like axe wounds & zipper tit dykes walking around? Cause I certainly don't.
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Anonymous57(19): @Anonymous: Calling me an "incel" won't change the fact you're a betacuck faggot. You should do the rest of human kind a favor & rope yourself.
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Anonymous58(19): @Anonymous: Cry about it. Every story about of a woman on drugs dying of overdoes is entirely their fault. Feminist cunts remove themselves from the gene pool by being wine aunts with no prospects as 30+ hags past their expiration date. All they had to do was not be fat, not get tats, not get piercings, & not fuck browns. After they turn 25, no one gives a shit about them, & their simp/whiteknight pool disappears for them.

In 5 more years, zoomer women will be 30. I hope you're ready for the great incoming spinster apocalypse, because after that, we'll never allow women to have "freedom" & "rights" ever again. Cheers!
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Anonymous59(19): @Anonymous: You're opinion is stupid. If I were pulling pussy, I'd still say the same damn thing.
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Anonymous60: @Anonymous: Are...are you serious. I honestly can't even tell anymore. People say the dumbest shit on the internet and I can never tell if it's a joke
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Anonymous61: Meanwhile Trump said wrong.
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Anonymous62(53): Woah it's almost as if Donald the clown is the president of the most powerful country on the planet and thus whatever he does or saids is always newsworthy. You say we are obsessed trying to gas light us.
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Anonymous63(41): @Anonymous: Yeh. Only betacucks and white knight bitches get triggered when someone else comes and tells the truth. Everyone else just noticed this Hayden Panties whore a bit over the rest of the blank radio noise because he roped herself due drugs and depression.
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ohmanwhatsthis: @Anonymous: I'm gay because I like men, he's gay because he hates women. We are not the same

Though to be honest, I do wonder just how someone's life can be so soul-crushingly empty that the high point of their day is smearing the walls of the internet with groyper shit and NOT have already killed themselves
I suppose when you're terminally unemployable you have to occupy your time somehow, but the sheer fervence with which they pursue the most useless and least consequential thing imaginable like it's a mission directly from god is more incomprehensible than their political beliefs

Also, a fun fact that never leaves my head is that Paul Elam (one of the OG figureheads for this type of keyboard warrior invective) is on record as stating that he first became an anti-feminist as a kid because his mom made him take diarrhea medicine
I have to imagine everyone else with this mindset's origin story is similarly childish, petulant, and embarrassing, cause they sure as hell talk like people who never mentally developed past 5th grade
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Anonymous64: @ohmanwhatsthis: Imagine proudly being a feminist in 2026. Even the democrats can't stand you people anymore after you got the orange retard elected twice.
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ohmanwhatsthis: @Anonymous: >claims to hate Trump
>claims to hate feminists at the same time
>themedianamericanvoter.jpg
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Anonymous65(64): @ohmanwhatsthis: Yes, I hate insane people who want to screw me over. How is this surprising to you?
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Anonymous66(19): @ohmanwhatsthis: I'm not gay. I just hate feminists, especially after seeing them supporting a cunt that strangled her 3 kids to death. We're past due for revoking their rights & taking away their shit. The featured image just happens to be related with a cunt who overdoes on drugs then kill herself. I just happen to know feminism caused it.

Total Feminist Death.
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Anonymous67(29): The delusion is off the charts. Somebody get our lads some wholesome balanced media with solid life lessons and proper philosophical reflection. If any of you that aren't gigantic incels got the little ones make sure you raise them right, keep them educated, expose them to a broad range of stories and moral lessons. The only way we stop the nazi production line is education, only the most smoothbrain idiots can act this degenerate and amoral and still think they're the hero on the high horse. Dudes have no idea what the actual cause of his actual problems is and kneejerk blames... feminism? Skin pigment? Uh... Normality? No, obviously the worlds problems are the cause of... *Checks notes* Poor people and the tribes i dislike for reasons i can't actually articulate because actually reasoning it out is impossible? The entire worldview collapses under the most marginal of intellectual scrutiny?
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Anonymous68: This is posted on 2008 what the fuck
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Anonymous69(19): @Anonymous:
>wholesome balanced media
You're 30 years too late. The last period of "wholesome balanced media" was in the 90s when majority of the western world was white. You don't get "wholesome balanced media" when you have fags, fatties, feminists & fecaloids running your nation.
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Anonymous70(22): @Anonymous: i bet you're latino and it fucking tears you up inside that you're not hhhhhwhite enough
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Anonymous71(19): @Anonymous: I am considered gringo to most spics
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Anonymous72(60): The internet was a mistake. It was better back in the days when youtube was just starting out and you had goofy videos and funny shit. Now it's just a poison. You'll never find one forum on the internet. One comment section that is clean and nice. Everything is spreading hatred. People take their shit out on eachother. Even a nice comment such as this will be met with something rude. We have lost our way
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Anonymous73(19): @Anonymous: I couldn't agree more.
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cyriel: @Anonymous: Ykno 4chan existed before youtube. Internet was always full of poison, social places were fairly unmoderated, everyone was toxic as hell. It was just more convoluted to access.
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Anonymous74(31): @Anonymous: Where exactly did he say he was a feminist?

@Anonymous: They had their own freedom to sell their clothes and food on the marketplace even back before suffragists popped up. Yeah, the men helped them out, but you didn't see either complain. It's almost like we evolved to be codependent or something.
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Anonymous75: another feature another bunch of idiots not laughing about penis and vagina or just here jerking off to porn and just arguing in the comment section. i bet you won't notice me stealing your mommy's panties :3 hehehoho
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Anonymous76(75): @Anonymous: you're retarded i hope this helps
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Anonymous77(64): @Anonymous: Feminists might have a lot in common with vegans, but you don't have to wait for them to tell you.
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Anonymous78(64): @Anonymous: Go to one of your hugboxes.
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SGZ_EC: never watched the sequel, but i watched the original... i can say that this is a part of my childhood
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Anonymous79(75): checking back again and you fuckers are still at it. beat your fucking schmeat nobpdy cares that you hate minorities and women. the world isn't going to coddle your snowflake asses forever. hitler died by killing himself after all that hatred of women and minorities and you will too unless you grow the fuck up now lmao :3 now back to beating my schmeat
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Anonymous80(75): hate everyone equally now or you're a fucking pussy playing favourites
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Anonymous81: @Decanter: RIP Dolly Parton
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Anonymous82(19): @Anonymous: Your bleeding axe wound isn't a schlong you demented troon.
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Binksy: …shit, I can hear him singing it.
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Anonymous83: @Anonymous: Wonder how long is it for her implants to decompose?
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Shaydoobie: Something tasteful for Dolly, please.
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Anonymous84: @Anonymous: Kek... I wonder what is happening. Lately whores are falling night and day. Panties Hayden and now this one. We are approaching rl gg fast.
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Anonymous85: @Anonymous: Your mother is the next whore to fall.
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Anonymous86: @Anonymous: Jesus Christ you didn't have to brutally murder anon 90 like that hHaha
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Anonymous87(64): Dolly Parton died, come on, that has to be feature-worthy.
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Anonymous88: @Anonymous: What's "rl gg"? Real life Gamergate (even though that hasn't been relevant in years)?
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Anonymous89: jesus fucking christ mate yall sending death threats in the comments under some porn, just fuckin jerk off before i chop off your penises
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Anonymous90(84): @Anonymous: Not before yourcoalburner granny, mom, sister and her whore daughters who aren't even your blood as their parent was a hobo.
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Anonymous91(84): @Anonymous: You are the only one hanging yourself as your favorite tv whore died on disease.
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Anonymous92: @Anonymous: Kek? Gamergate? In the year of our Lord 2026? Bro tried to be as edgy as possible to appease the online racists but ended up looking like a retard stuck in 2016.
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Anonymous93: @Anonymous: haha triggered, anon 91 really hit the nerve huh
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Anonymous94: @Anonymous: Are you even White? And Keep her name away from your oily and cum stinky fingers. She gave a lot $$$ to her community, especially after those fires in her area back in 2016 Gatlinburg, Sevierville & Pigeon Forge. RIP Dolly.
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Anonymous95: yeah, dolly was a saint, anyone who insulted her especially after she's dead definitely isn't white or an american
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Anonymous96: Too bad it's Dolly who died and not the talentless libtard "singers" like Billie Eilish or Taylor Swift.
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Anonymous97: @Anonymous: because dolly was 80 years old and the ones you mentioned are not even half her age?
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Anonymous98(19): Next featured image needs to be a Dolly Parton one
Bitch took the vax
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KaGeTaMi: I think the vax is the only thing I've ever really disagreed with her on. That aside, she was a rare gem of a saint whose name was never spoken ill of.
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Anonymous99(61): Like need the Dolly Parton feature like there.
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Anonymous100: @Anonymous: Typical jew, jew backed or cryptojew behavior. No one who has ever worked for Hollywood is a faggy saint, specially women.
Ofc souless media golems love to have idols, but sooner or later hidden lives of helliwood wagies comes under the sun, and your idealized idolatry becomes shame.
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Anonymous101(100): Mhmmm... Now I think about it... Yeah, I agree with 104(19), this bitch needs a good feature. One ugly enough to trigger betacucks and whiteknight faggots top the scales.
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Arceus: R.I.P Tim Curry.
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Anonymous102(29): Love the way the scum of the earth in here just outing themselves. Tribal monkeys they are, trying to keep even a modicum of reasonable decency is beyond them. Everything is an excuse to let out their inner edgelord scumbag. Everyone is the problem but them. The jews, the blacks, the whites i don't like, the people who are mean to me on the internet because i just refuse to accept when I'm acting out like a four year old detritivore vomiting up puddles of rancid piss. These are the worlds problems, and if i see anyone disagree or try to hold anyone else up as a paragon of decency I'll shitpost my pants. It's wild how these same fuckwits who want to belittle the concept of decency have the unmitigated gall to claim to be the good guys on the right side of history, like they are the real white knights standing up for moral order. It's baffling how they try to puff out their chests over what they see as right and wrong and then when they get dunked on by, you know, everyone with more than an eighth of a brain, start parroting on about 'white knights' and 'idolatry' like bitch, you idolize a genocidal crazy person who thought magic space man would save their idiotic overaggressive military campaign. Read some books. Get some help. Do try to become functioning members of society instead of overgrown shit eating bugs.
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Anonymous103: @Anonymous: Tim Curry.
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Anonymous104(50): What about the wild Thornberrys character after Tim Curry pass for a featured image?
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Anonymous105(64): I change my request, the feature should be Tim Curry.
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KaGeTaMi: Even if you’re not a country fan, you can’t deny she was a rare gem who used her talent and her good looks to improve society and boost children's literacy rates. Name one single bad thing you've heard about her public or private life besides her one stupid vaccine song. No stories of being rude to fans and staff, no drinking and assaulting someone, being unfaithful to her one and only husband who passed last year, nada.
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KaGeTaMi: *not being unfaithful
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Anonymous106(86): @KaGeTaMi: And she tried to be as politically neutral as possible. Never once she said Trump bad, GOP bad, White people bad, Christianity bad, Jesus bad, AI bad, Elon bad. Never. Unlike nearly all female singers nowadays.
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Anonymous107(19): @Anonymous:
>And she tried to be as politically neutral as possible.
GTFO. She literally sided with BLM while all the riots were happening in 2020. John K & Enya are more politically neutral than Dolly Granny Parton ever was.
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KaGeTaMi: She probably meant "I can support black lives without supporting BLM". Blacks and Jews hate it when people say "all lives matter"; it's like the meme where the "not racist" woman's friends are all white vs. the racist man's friends being more diverse.
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Anonymous108(64): @KaGeTaMi: No lives matter.
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Anonymous109: FFFF IS DONALD JOHN TRUMP EVEN ON THE GRIM REAPERS LIST??? First Dolly and now Tim Curry :(
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Anonymous110: @Anonymous: your favorite dictator's "1000 year empire" lasted just 12 years, also he had only one testicle and micropenis.
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Anonymous111(110): I remember my brother taking me to see Hoodwinked. He couldn't stop talking about how weird it was. But to me it was the shit, the Citizen Kane of kids movies.


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